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BS: Nothing

27 May 08 - 02:45 AM (#2349856)
Subject: BS: Nothing
From: Dave Hanson

This is a thread with a hidden purpose, which I'm not going to tell you.

eric


27 May 08 - 03:53 AM (#2349875)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Splott Man


27 May 08 - 04:04 AM (#2349883)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Jeanie

Eric: you have answered a very important question, perhaps the most important question that anyone can ever be asked and answer.
I wonder if you or anyone else on Mudcat have also been asked and answered that question ?

If you have, you will know what I am talking about and you will never have forgotten that moment.

If you haven't....I can't tell you what the question is. It would totally spoil the moment when you are asked it, because you now already have the answer.

- jeanie


27 May 08 - 04:17 AM (#2349892)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: fat B****rd

Perhaps we should all get out more.


27 May 08 - 04:39 AM (#2349907)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Jeanie

:) hee hee !


27 May 08 - 04:44 AM (#2349911)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: gnu

Is nothing sacred?


27 May 08 - 05:18 AM (#2349928)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Dave Hanson

Laughter is the best medecine, unless you are asthmatic, then its ventalin.

eric


27 May 08 - 05:20 AM (#2349929)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Dave Hanson

The purpose of this thread has already been fulfilled, but the problem may return, it's very persistent.

eric


27 May 08 - 05:22 AM (#2349935)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: John MacKenzie

The Cow
by Ogden Nash

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.


27 May 08 - 05:38 AM (#2349946)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Dave Hanson

Or McGonagle

On yonder hill there stands a cow,
It must have gone, it's not there now.

eric


27 May 08 - 06:04 AM (#2349960)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Georgiansilver

Is it best to say something about nothing or nothing about something?


27 May 08 - 06:17 AM (#2349964)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Jeanie

Both, equally, Georgiansilver !

- jeanie


27 May 08 - 06:41 AM (#2349977)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: BK Lick

From Wikipedia:
Artists that claimed to be influenced from or be playing the bluegrass genre were often bullied by Bill Monroe. He always considered himself the father and caretaker of bluegrass. He would often say of new bands that did not perform to his standards: "That ain't no part of nothin'."


27 May 08 - 12:15 PM (#2350185)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Georgiansilver

Weeeellllll I've got plenty of nothing,
And nothings plenty for me!


27 May 08 - 12:42 PM (#2350212)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: topical tom

I'm sorry I'm drawing a blank...__________________________________


27 May 08 - 01:24 PM (#2350248)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Little Hawk

I know what your hidden purpose is eric, but I will not reveal it.


27 May 08 - 05:25 PM (#2350452)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Bill D

real all about it!


and sing about it...


TALKIN' NOTHIN' BLUES

Well, I looked up the hall to the top of the stair,
I didn't see the man who wasn't there,
There was lots of nothing, nothin' at all
Lots o' nothin' all over the wall,
A predominance of vacancy.

There was a man on the corner, he was standin' around,
He was spreading some nothin' all over the ground,
I heard some passin' people say,
All that nothin's in the way.
There ought to be a law.

I went to the cupboard, the cupboard was bare,
Lots of nothin', nothin' was there,
I turned around and I scratched my face,
So darn much nothin' all over this place,
In my pocket,
In my wallet,
In my icebox.

I figured I'd better lay in a supply,
So I went to the store some nothin' to buy,
In the window I saw a big display,
They've got lots o' nothin' on sale today,
They got pans, bars, jars, crates,
Boxes with no handles,
All vacuum packed.

Salesman said, he said, What'll it be?
Well, I'll take nothin'--nothin' for me,
How do ya want it---big or small,
Short & skinny--fat or tall,
I'll take some with bows on it.
Wrap it up nice, you know, for a gift.

This song was written with nothin' in mind,
Nothin' at all of any kind,
Nothin' at all in any respect..
We was aided by a poverty of intellect."


27 May 08 - 09:25 PM (#2350634)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Gurney

I know what this thread is all about, and you will be hearing from my solicitor!


No, Americans, a solicitor is not a whore. But he has a nice bum.


27 May 08 - 10:59 PM (#2350658)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: bobad

Nothing
The Fugs
(1965. Tuli Kupferberg)

Monday: nothing,
Tuesday: nothing,
Wednesday and Thursday: nothing.
Friday, for a change: a little more nothing,
Saturday: once more nothing.

Sunday: nothing,
Monday: nothing,
Tuesday and Wednesday: nothing.
Thursday, for a change: a little more nothing,
Friday: once more nothing.

Montik: gornicht,
Dinstik: gornicht,
Midwoch an Donnerstik: gornicht.
Fritik, far a noveneh: gornicht pikveleh,
Shabas: nach a mool gornicht.

Lunes: nada,
Martes: nada,
Miercoles y Jueves: nada.
Viernes, por cambio: poco mas nada,
Sabado: otra vez nada.

January: nothing,
February: nothing,
March and April: nothing.
May and June: a lot more nothing,
Ju-uly: nothing.

'29: nothing,
'32: nothing,
'39: '45: nothing.
1965: a whole lot of nothing,
1966: nothing.

Reading: nothing,
Writing: nothing,
Even arithmetic: nothing.
Geopgraphy, philosopy, history, nothing,
Social anthropology (hakalakala): nothing.

Oh, "Village Voice": nothing,
"New Yorker": nothing,
"Sing Out" and "Folkways": nothing.
Harry Smith and Allen Ginsberg:
Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Poetry: nothing,
Music: nothing,
Painting and Dancing: nothing.
The world's great books: a great set of nothing,
Audy and Foudy: nothing.

Fucking: nothing,
Sucking: nothing,
flesh and sex: nothing.
Church and Times Square: a lot of nothing,
Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Stevenson: nothing,
Humphry: nothing,
Averell Harriman: nothing.
John Stuart Mill: nihil, nil.
Franklin Delano Nothing.

Karlos Marx: nothing,
Engels: nothing,
Bukunin and Krapotkin: nyothing.
Leon-a Trotsky: lots of nothing,
Stalin: less than nothing.

nothing! nothing! etc.
(lots & lots of nothing)
nothing! nothing! etc
(lots of it)
nothing!
(not a God damn thing)


28 May 08 - 03:18 AM (#2350744)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Dave Hanson

Hey I love that bobad, are you also clinicaly insane ?

Little Hawk, I may send you a PM, but not for publication OK.

eric


28 May 08 - 03:23 AM (#2350749)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Liz the Squeak

It is better to say nothing and be thought a fool, than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt.

LTS


28 May 08 - 06:27 AM (#2350826)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: bobad

"Hey I love that bobad, are you also clinicaly insane ?"

I wouldn't have it any other way!

Thanks for nothing.


28 May 08 - 06:50 AM (#2350849)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Liz the Squeak

Nothing works faster than Anadin!

I'll take nothing then.

LTS


28 May 08 - 07:11 AM (#2350866)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Jean(eanjay)

doesn't look like nothing to me


28 May 08 - 07:22 AM (#2350879)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: John MacKenzie

There's nothing like a good thread on Mudcat.

and


THIS, is nothing like a good thread on Mudcat.

***********************************************************************
I got plenty of nothing, and nothing's plenty for me ♫♫♪
***********************************************************************

Giok


28 May 08 - 10:24 AM (#2351014)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: topical tom

In the famous words of Colonel Schultz (Hogan's Heros) "I know nossing!" That's why I feel at home in this thread.


28 May 08 - 10:42 AM (#2351034)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Little Hawk

"Nothin' ain't worth nothin', but it's free..."


28 May 08 - 10:51 AM (#2351038)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Peace

"I've never seen a purple cow,
With tears my eyes are full;
I've never seen purple cow,
And I'm a purple bull."

I don't know where that's from. I tried to think but came up with--you guessed it--nothing.


28 May 08 - 11:23 AM (#2351058)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: quokka

a bit of aussie content is called for here... 'How are you?' 'Not bad' What are you up to? Not much Where have you been? Not far What are you doing later? Not a lot... We seem to define ourselves by what we DON'T do... is this indicative of an inferiority complex or what?? Cheers, Quokka


28 May 08 - 11:25 AM (#2351060)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: GUEST,Neil D

Nothing from nothing leaves nothing


28 May 08 - 12:01 PM (#2351094)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: fat B****rd

Nothing 'aint worth nothing.


28 May 08 - 12:40 PM (#2351126)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Bill D

Nothing was worth quite a lot to Jean-Paul Sartre


28 May 08 - 01:10 PM (#2351160)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: frogprince

"Too much of nothing, can turn a man into a lier;
It can cause one man to sleep on nails, another man to eat fire".


28 May 08 - 03:24 PM (#2351263)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: gnu

Much ado about nothing.


28 May 08 - 04:34 PM (#2351329)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Little Hawk

Zilch.


28 May 08 - 04:39 PM (#2351336)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Tweed

I can say no more.....




"no more"


28 May 08 - 05:06 PM (#2351374)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Georgiansilver

"You say it best,
When you say nothing at all"


28 May 08 - 05:14 PM (#2351383)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: heric

Not to be? Is that the answer?


28 May 08 - 07:45 PM (#2351526)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Gurney

You are ALL from Barcelona?


29 May 08 - 04:41 AM (#2351718)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Georgiansilver

Well nothing in Barcelona is only worth the same as nothing anywhere else in the world!


29 May 08 - 04:44 AM (#2351722)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Liz the Squeak

I don't know what nothing is, but I'm busy doing it.

LTS


29 May 08 - 06:49 AM (#2351789)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Dave Hanson

Although not the purpose of this thread I did wonder how long it would take for someone to quote from ' Me And Bobby McGee ' well done Little Hawk.

eric


29 May 08 - 09:34 AM (#2351947)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: rock chick

If you say nothing then you have something to say!!

rc


29 May 08 - 10:52 AM (#2352005)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Little Hawk

Nothing can match this thread. Nothing.


29 May 08 - 11:12 AM (#2352021)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Georgiansilver

I suppose you could say a thread like this is better than nothing....on the other hand...perhaps...nothing might be better than this thread!!


29 May 08 - 12:03 PM (#2352077)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: frogprince

Did we just invent "I can't believe it's not nothing"?


29 May 08 - 06:40 PM (#2352506)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Rowan

Nothing?

Nup!


30 May 08 - 08:15 AM (#2352879)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Mr Red

Reef or Granny

or is that a Knot Thing


31 May 08 - 01:39 AM (#2353533)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: open mike

♫♫♪ too much of nothing ♫♫♪


31 May 08 - 04:14 AM (#2353573)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: fat B****rd

It's making me feel ill at ease !!


31 May 08 - 05:42 PM (#2353922)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: GUEST,lox

I thought of something ...

... but I put it on a different thread ...


31 May 08 - 05:44 PM (#2353925)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Little Hawk

Boy, I could sure stand to read some great poetry right about now...


31 May 08 - 06:01 PM (#2353937)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: GUEST,lox

How do I know if it's nuffin'
If you look you'll find there's no stuff in


01 Jun 08 - 03:11 PM (#2354516)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: topical tom

Wow! Talk about making something out of nothing! Super idea, eric!


01 Jun 08 - 03:34 PM (#2354536)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Little Hawk

Yeah, but when are we going to get some more great poetry?


01 Jun 08 - 04:56 PM (#2354623)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: GUEST,rock chick

Nothing changing here then.


01 Jun 08 - 05:31 PM (#2354645)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: GUEST,lox

Little Haiku


       Here


   A bubble pops * its diaspora sprinkles the parched earth ...


02 Jun 08 - 02:29 AM (#2354855)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Ebbie

"Nothin's movin', nothin's changin'
But the river as she rolls on to the sea
Nothin's changin', nothin's movin'
I wonder if you ever think of me.

    Wait for me when the darkness is fallin'
    And the night steals the light from the day
    Wait for me if I've stumbled and fallen
    Wait for me if I lose my way"

First verse and chorus of a song that Juneau, Alaska's Buddy Tabor wrote after the first time he played at Folsom Prison.

Other than that, I know nothin'.


02 Jun 08 - 02:47 AM (#2354864)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Georgiansilver

Nothing rhymes with nothing....
But nothing else rhymes with nothing.
So trying to write rhyme about nothing...
Amounts to nothing.


02 Jun 08 - 01:37 PM (#2355315)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Little Hawk

Nothing rhymes with orange either.


02 Jun 08 - 02:04 PM (#2355350)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Ebbie

All is not lost, LH. Try rhyming with 'foreign' and then start the next word with 'g'- see? you've got it. :)


02 Jun 08 - 03:21 PM (#2355429)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: GUEST,lox

I'm trying to complete that sentence and having great difficulty.

The context needs to be fairly ... erm... niche ...(?)

and whatever the word starting with J is should really rhyme with the word that follows orange ...

Anyway ... it ain't true about orange ... what about lozenge?


18 Jun 08 - 08:22 AM (#2368685)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: quokka

I can't believe no one has mentioned Colum Sands song in this thread!
'Whatever You Say, Say Nothing'

Whatever you say, say nothing, when you talk about you know what
For if you know who can hear you, you know what you'd get
For they'd take you off to you know where
For you wouldn't know how long
So for you know who's sake
Don't let anyone hear you singing this song

That's only the first verse. Someone else might like to post the rest?!!! Please... I'm really tired and I've a cold coming on... in short, I want to do nothing for a while.........(sigh)


18 Jun 08 - 02:54 PM (#2369126)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

McGonagle's Cow.

LESS IS MOOER!

Don T.


18 Jun 08 - 02:54 PM (#2369128)
Subject: RE: BS: Nothing
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

MOOER OR LESS!

Don T.