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30 May 08 - 07:25 AM (#2352844) Subject: BS: Catty jokes From: Mr Red Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'I saw a Leopard chatting-up a Cheatah He was trying to pull a fast one. AND........... If a cold caller doorsteps you, offering a catflap is he: a door to door, daughter door salesman? |
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30 May 08 - 10:34 AM (#2352972) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work Mr Red - I think it's time to up the medication again... Although I did spot, in Robert Dyas today, a pet deterrant clearly and hugely marked with 'Pussy Repeller'. LTS |
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30 May 08 - 10:46 AM (#2352981) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Bonnie Shaljean Dogs have owners - Cats have staff A dog will come when he's called - A cat will take a message and get back to you |
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30 May 08 - 10:48 AM (#2352983) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Grab The old favourite tasteless jokes. Q: How do you make a dog sound like a cat? A: Deep-freeze it, then put it through a bandsaw. MEEEEOOOOOWWWW... Q: How do you make a cat sound like a dog? A: Jerrycan full of petrol and a match. WOOFFF... |
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30 May 08 - 10:50 AM (#2352985) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Bonnie Shaljean Oh dear, that means we must be getting near Frisbee territory... |
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30 May 08 - 12:41 PM (#2353069) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Ernest ..these are so old they must have been dinosaur jokes originally... |
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30 May 08 - 08:41 PM (#2353444) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Joe_F The difference between cats & people is that cats know what people are for. |
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30 May 08 - 09:01 PM (#2353453) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Bee-dubya-ell Cats are nearly perfect pets. Their only imperfection is that there aren't enough recipes for them. |
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31 May 08 - 01:44 AM (#2353536) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Dave Hanson The other day I saw a dog chasing a cat, it was so hot they were both walking. eric |
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31 May 08 - 02:29 AM (#2353542) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Mr Red Lts The Mudcat IS my medication. |
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31 May 08 - 02:30 AM (#2353543) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Georgiansilver Are cats happier in 'mews' houses? My cat was really thick..it did a poo in the garden and buried itself! Just a thought..seriously...why are there so few jokes about cats? |
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31 May 08 - 02:42 AM (#2353547) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Liz the Squeak Centuries ago, cats were worshipped as deities. They have never forgotten this. LTS |
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31 May 08 - 03:33 AM (#2353562) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Jack Blandiver Not a joke, but there is humour, & some of you might like it, especially those who remember Scullion's original... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOqiqBWAqcs |
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31 May 08 - 03:35 AM (#2353563) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Jack Blandiver Centuries ago, cats were worshipped as deities. They have never forgotten this. But did you know the Ancient Egyptians, to whom the cat was especially sacred, had no word for purr... |
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31 May 08 - 08:27 PM (#2354041) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Joe_F http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DanEgglestonList/message/1343 |
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31 May 08 - 08:34 PM (#2354051) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: frogprince "a pet deterrant clearly and hugely marked with 'Pussy Repeller'." LTS Liz, Maybe you could spray it on your tits to keep them safe... |
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01 Jun 08 - 03:50 AM (#2354182) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: GUEST,caitlín Fun list Joe F, thanks. Just joined (for all those hours of spare time I don't know what to do with...) I send out various jokes and/or items of interest (trivia, etc.) on a daily basis, generally about two items a day... I also sometimes forward various columns of interest. Dan Eggleston (Austin TX) |
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01 Jun 08 - 05:24 AM (#2354208) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Liz the Squeak It's not me that needs the pussy repeller.... LTS |
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01 Jun 08 - 06:49 PM (#2354710) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: frogprince I know that, Liz; I just thought it might save those poor little titty birds from a horrible fate. |
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02 Jun 08 - 05:11 AM (#2354916) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work The blackbird that Raven kitty caught and brought in last December, has built its new nest not 15ft from the kitchen door through which it was dragged in the jaws of the cat. How silly is that bird?! LTS |
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02 Jun 08 - 08:35 AM (#2355059) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: SINSULL Freddie the cat had a tiny little bird this morning - no feathers. i think the sparrow is back in the holly bush. She never learns. |
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02 Jun 08 - 02:00 PM (#2355345) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Ebbie No joke here but I'm pleased with my kitty. He is 15 years old and since we moved into an upper-floor apartment he really misses his occasional foray outdoors in my back yard. He is a wise cat, one of those who comes when he is called, and one who understands No and OK. Neat cat. Yesterday I borrowed a cat leash from a friend and put it on him. He took scarce notice of it so an hour later I put him in a carrier and took him to the hillside behind the apartment building. I stayed with him for an hour while he prowled and climbed and sniffed around and chewed the occasional grass blade. My dog stayd with him, seeming charmed at his interest in the world. Eventually I put him back in the carrier - under protest - and brought him home. Tonight I'll take him out again. Maybe I'll tuck him under my arm so that he doesn't associate the carrier with his loss of freedom. |
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02 Jun 08 - 02:43 PM (#2355393) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: katlaughing Ebbie, I did that with seven cats. Walked them all on leashes, then eventually got to where I could open the front door, let them out onto the steps and little patch of grass. They would all stay there where the dog and I watched over them. When I clapped my hands and said, "Inside" in they would go. It was quite the sight. I have pix of them lounging on the steps. If I can find them I will post a link. |
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02 Jun 08 - 02:59 PM (#2355407) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Irene M I only ever tried to get a lead on one cat. As we needed to move Fanny 500 miles by overnight sleeper train, we thought a lead would help stop her from bolting ( I had seen Ring of Bright Water!). Problem was, when you attached the lead, her legs telescoped, and you had a cat with no legs being taken draggies. Take the lead off, and the legs re-grew. Magic! Nearly lost her under a bench seat in the ladies loo on Bristol Temple Meads station, but she made the journey OK, in the sleeping compartment, swapping between bunks and shouting (she was part Siamese) every time we were pulling into a station. God knows what the occupants of the next compartment thought they were hearing. Having had this complete nightmare night with no sleep, we got her into a compartment on the Oban train and she sprawled on the seat quite happy for the 3.5 hour journey. |
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03 Jun 08 - 06:59 AM (#2356011) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Mr Happy Funny you should mention cats on leashes. 'Er indoors over a period of years has felines of various ages accompany us on camping trips to folk fests etc all over & its been necessary to put 'em on harness & lead. So comical to watch their reaction, crawling along the ground like furry snakes!! |
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03 Jun 08 - 08:41 PM (#2356747) Subject: RE: BS: Catty jokes From: Naemanson Our cats here in Talofofo seem to think they are in heaven. There is no street to endanger them, no wild animals to eat them, lots of lizards to hunt and murder, and their goddess to take care of them. When she is not available they have me as the emergency backup god to work for them. |