Thought for the Day (May 26th)

26 May 99 - 03:45 AM (#81787)
Subject: Thought for the Day (May 26th)
From: Roger the zimmer

A LITTLE OFFICE PRAYER

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pi**ed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ar*e [a**] that I might have to kiss tomorrow
Help me to always give 100% at work:
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember
When I'm having a really bad day
And it seems that people are trying to pi** me off
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my fingers and tell them to f*** off.

AMEN

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26 May 99 - 08:21 PM (#81978)
Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (May 26th)
From: Cat a Tonic (inactive)

HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH

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26 May 99 - 10:23 PM (#81998)
Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (May 26th)
From: reggie miles

And grant me the change I need to buy the things I cannot afford serenity and courage.

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26 May 99 - 10:34 PM (#82004)
Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (May 26th)
From: reggie miles

Roger, Cat a Tonic, thanks for the giggles

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26 May 99 - 10:34 PM (#82005)
Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (May 26th)
From: reggie miles

Roger, Cat a Tonic, thanks for the giggles

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26 May 99 - 10:35 PM (#82006)
Subject: RE: Thought for the Day (May 26th)
From: reggie miles

It needed to be said twice, thanks and thanks again

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