BS: Hey, Spaw!!

08 Jun 08 - 11:11 AM (#2360661)
Subject: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: curmudgeon

Happy fuckin' birthday, you old fart - Tom

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08 Jun 08 - 11:12 AM (#2360663)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: curmudgeon

Maybe wav will write you a nativity sonnet.

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08 Jun 08 - 11:29 AM (#2360673)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Micca

Many Happys to you Spaw may your saggy bottom never reach the ground!!
PS any news of Cletus and the Reg boys?

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08 Jun 08 - 11:38 AM (#2360680)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Jean(eanjay)

Happy, happy birthday
from North Yorkshire.

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08 Jun 08 - 11:39 AM (#2360681)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Amos

Well, fact o' the case is that they are out workin' a conspiracy to celebrate Spaw's burfday. I will leave it to Spaw to reveal the grimy details as it unfolds in actuality, but the plan sure sounded exciting. They tried to recruit me, but I declined, having been made aware (through Spaw's rich reports) how often the Reg boy plans gang agley. And when that ugly gang gangs agley, you know you've been ganged proper.

Anyway, y'old fart, fuck you and have a wonderful day. What are ya now, eighty?


A

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08 Jun 08 - 11:48 AM (#2360694)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

Rock on , Flipface! You are the only flippin' guy around that is a bigger flippin' disgrace than me. I hate to even admit that, but it is true. I am glad you are not flippin' in Canada, eh, cos it would flippin' cramp my style if you was, know'm sayin'? I got an image to mantane.

- Shane

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08 Jun 08 - 11:59 AM (#2360700)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Megan L

AWRA best
frae
Dauvitt and his Meg

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08 Jun 08 - 12:03 PM (#2360704)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: bobad

Press the button for your birthday surprise.

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08 Jun 08 - 12:29 PM (#2360723)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Peace

"Money's short
And times are hard,
So here's your fu#kin'
Birthday card."

Yer friend,

Eddie the Knife

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08 Jun 08 - 01:19 PM (#2360751)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: SINSULL

I cleaned out my basement and have a gross of singing dancing jumping things for Tristan. What's your address again?????
Happy Birthday!

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08 Jun 08 - 01:33 PM (#2360761)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Rapparee

There once was a fella named Spaw
Who ate all his goodies quite raw

nah....

Spaw, who comes from Ohio,

hell, what rhymes with "Ohio?" "me boy-o"?

Forget it. You ain't getting a rhyme. I'll hoist one or more to ya at the Legion Hovel instead.

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08 Jun 08 - 01:46 PM (#2360766)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: gnu

A gross of presents for Tristan? But, nothing gross for Spaw on his 59th birthday?

Well... a round of Turkey Turd Beers to chase down some Jello Shots oughta do.

If that ain't enough, wait until Mick shows up with a Birthday Thong.

Happy Birthday to one of the finest gentlemen it has ever been my pleasure to have been told to fuck off by... sniff... brings a tear to me eye.

Garygnu

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08 Jun 08 - 01:59 PM (#2360780)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: John MacKenzie

That whiff of Spaw's makes everybody's eyes water g.

G

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08 Jun 08 - 02:01 PM (#2360788)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Cats

Happy Birthday. Have a good one and I'll be raising a glass to you. Catsxx

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08 Jun 08 - 02:31 PM (#2360815)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Peace

"Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell - PM
Date: 08 Jun 08 - 01:32 PM

Fuck you and your birthday, asshole! "

That man has a way with words . . . .

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08 Jun 08 - 02:40 PM (#2360822)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: gnu

And sincere sediment, Peace.

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08 Jun 08 - 02:54 PM (#2360837)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Jeri

Hello Joe, here we go, I'm gonna try-o
Cuz there ain't no presents Catspaw wants we can buy-o
Write a song with language strong, me-o my-o
For that sunovabitch residing in Ohio

(Please feel free to continue.)

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08 Jun 08 - 03:08 PM (#2360845)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: curmudgeon

Me oh my, mooseturd pie, chicken feet -o
Haggis thick, spotted dick, that's so neat -o
Whisky, beer, gin and wine from Doctor Dye-o
Spaw can eat and drink his fill in Ohio.

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08 Jun 08 - 03:17 PM (#2360848)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: John MacKenzie

He's passed forty but not farty, have a party
He's past caring not past Karen, what a smartie
Time to go, time to blow, what a gas-o
But the gas, must it pass, from his ass-o

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08 Jun 08 - 04:12 PM (#2360894)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Bat Goddess

I can't compete with sentiments (or sediments) like those above...

Happy B.D. anyway!

Linn

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08 Jun 08 - 04:20 PM (#2360899)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: jacqui.c

After the Lord Mayor's show................

Many happy returns Your Flatulence, but you get the returns anyway, don't you? I think that someone round here has been muckspreading the past couple of days, from the odiferous atmosphere that has wafted in when the door is open. However, the thought occurred that you might have been visiting Maine. If that was the case WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP OFF AND VISIT US!!!!!!!!

Live long, die happy.

xxxxxxxxx

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08 Jun 08 - 04:25 PM (#2360904)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Zen

All the best Pat!

Zen

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08 Jun 08 - 04:47 PM (#2360923)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: My guru always said

Many Happies!!

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08 Jun 08 - 05:30 PM (#2360954)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: katlaughing

Heyadarlin'...you know it's been ages since I've had to blame anything on my "evil twin?" What's up with you!? Ah, well, I am SO glad you are HERE and still pissing off garg for not shuffling off the mortal coil or was it the coil in that old wreck in the garage? I can't remember. Anyhow, Peaches, Happy Birthday and you know I LOVE you!!

luvyakat (Well I had to say it, twice!)

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08 Jun 08 - 06:07 PM (#2360975)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Art Thieme

Yes, Pat, have many more! We need you here to keep the levity level elevated!! This world we are in demands it.

Art

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08 Jun 08 - 06:11 PM (#2360979)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Bobert

Well, gol danged...

There ain't no other ways to use the word fuck... They have been taken...

Hmmmmmm??? What do do???

Awwwwww, fuck if I know???

BTW, spawzer, hope it was a good 'un and if it weren't, fuck it, there's always next year...

B~

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08 Jun 08 - 06:36 PM (#2360992)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Janie

I'm fresh out of fart jokes fer ya', but my 14 year old just offered to light one in honor of your birthday!

And may you have many, many more!

Janie

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08 Jun 08 - 07:21 PM (#2361014)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Dave Swan

Ya know, Art, the levity level is the only thing he can elevate any more.

Many Happy Returns of the Day, my friend. As a partner in LFPS, Layabouts for Hire, you are hereby granted the day off, which means you have to work your ass off on your b'day. It's a bitch, but it's only once a year.

Cheers,

D

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08 Jun 08 - 09:27 PM (#2361066)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Bill D

ummmm...gee. All the good sentiments have been taken. So...try to stay dry and away from tornados and remember the Maine and ...uh...keep on keepin' on.

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08 Jun 08 - 10:25 PM (#2361087)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Bert

And lots more ov 'em y'ol fart.

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08 Jun 08 - 10:45 PM (#2361092)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Lyrical Lady

Happy Birthday Pat! Hope this will be a great year! I think this the 8th year in row that I've had the pleasure of wishing you Many Happy Returns of the day!

Barb

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09 Jun 08 - 12:00 AM (#2361111)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Art Thieme

Remember, because of farts, life is a gas.

Art

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09 Jun 08 - 12:32 AM (#2361120)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: catspaw49

And I end the day reading these, uh, hmmmm........these, uh,........tributes.....yeah, that'll do...........these tributes and personal greetings from all of you jackasses fine folks and old friends. I do feel it incumbent on me to point out to Bee-Dub that my entire body had a birthday and not just my asshole. Also I was truly saddened not to see something from Walksaboutverse................................

Moving into a bit of reality...........It was a nice day. we had a great meal of shark, shrimp, scallops, and clams, which was a major pigout for all. I asked the rest of the family what they wanted for my birthday dinner and that was it.....they know what the old man really wants. And for the past two weeks the family has included Michael......at home and doing great........at least for now. We're all working hard to keep things together and so is Mike at this point. Its been a long and tough year with highs and lows and much crying and sadness but we've worked our way to this point and maybe we can keep working through it all one day at a time. We've had some fantastic people with us along the way and they all feel the possibilities are good. He's pretty much just "teen-ager" at the moment, albeit goth and emo, but still pretty normal in many ways. We are certainly one helluva' lot further along then we were and he is soooooooo much better......a different kid in many ways. We'll take the future as it comes.

Which leaves me wanting to tell you how important and vital and supportive you have been. Many on this thread have been in regular communication and sending us their best thoughts and prayers and whatever else is to be had. I've been here 10 years and I can't begin to list all the many times that folks here have been there when we needed them........and I have had more than a fair share of need.

Karen and I both want to thank you for all you've done these many years but especially in this past one......the roughest of our lives. I haven't been on as much this past year but perhaps I'll be on a bit more down the road. Then again, can Walky take more of me than he already has? Thanks for being here............

Much Love

Pat, aka, nastyass ol' Spaw(;<))

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09 Jun 08 - 12:38 AM (#2361121)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: alanabit

Happy Birthday Spaw!

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09 Jun 08 - 12:39 AM (#2361122)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: katlaughing

Ah, sich a nice young'un when ya wanna be.:-)

Good news is always welcome. Goodonya all!

luvyakat

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09 Jun 08 - 12:42 AM (#2361126)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Big Mick

You friggin' prick!! Of all the lowdown, two bit, half assed things you could do, and you go nice???????????? I waited all this damn time so's I could blast you when you responded, bit my tongue, squeezed my privates, and hung back and YOU GO NICE???????? How the hell do I deal with this??? A whole weekend of holding back, laying in the damn weeds, and you do this. Bastard.....

But in the meantime, Happy Birthday, buddy. It does my heart good to know that you are staying the path, doing what must be done, and holding each other tight. Your family, as always, are in my prayers. May you be around a very long time.

I may never recover from this.

Love,

Mick

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09 Jun 08 - 01:19 AM (#2361134)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: Amos

And so damn good at both ends of the spectrum, too. What an unfair world. LH is just chewing nails at this ridiculous demonstration of emotional ambidexterity. LOL!!!!



A

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09 Jun 08 - 07:10 AM (#2361262)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: kendall

Change is inevitable...resistance is also inevitable.
Well, I don't like change, so bring back Spaw you simpering pansy!

Oh yeah...happy birthday.

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09 Jun 08 - 09:05 AM (#2361335)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: skarpi

hhhhaaapppyyyy birthday sppaaww   sooorrrry   
just little quake Þ>)

ATB Skarpi

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09 Jun 08 - 09:55 AM (#2361372)
Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!!
From: George Papavgeris

Ya soppy bugger, Spaw - happy barfday! And your present is the award of an honorary degree: Doctor of Scatology!

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