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BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.

20 Jun 08 - 11:55 AM (#2370797)
Subject: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: wysiwyg

Forensically, that is.

Fourth right foot washes up near Vancouver, RCMP confirm
May 24, 2008

(CBC) Another right foot wearing a sock and sneaker was discovered washed ashore near Vancouver, the RCMP confirmed Friday.

The foot is the fourth right foot wearing a sock and a running shoe to wash up in the area in less than a year.....

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2008/05/22/bc-severed-foot-richmond.html



What the HECK is going on?!?!?!?

~Susan


20 Jun 08 - 12:00 PM (#2370800)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Peace

"The foot is the fourth right foot wearing a sock and a running shoe to wash up in the area in less than a year....."

Where is Sherlock Holmes when ya REALLY need him.


20 Jun 08 - 12:01 PM (#2370801)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: SINSULL

I just read that a sixth washed up. Wonder if it connected to the young college students who have been disappearing - somehoe connected to a cult.
M


20 Jun 08 - 12:18 PM (#2370820)
Subject: Lyr Add
From: pdq

I Hold Your Hand In Mine ~ Tom Lehrer

I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.

My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off.
I really don't know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.

I'm sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine.


20 Jun 08 - 12:24 PM (#2370830)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Ebbie

Well, it may be macabre to mention it but any corpse(s) shouldn't be difficult to identify...


20 Jun 08 - 12:44 PM (#2370843)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Becca72

Shark practical jokes?


20 Jun 08 - 12:46 PM (#2370847)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: katlaughing

Maybe a case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand was doing?


20 Jun 08 - 12:50 PM (#2370850)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Rapparee

It's just a way that the military has of teaching soldiers the difference between their left and right feet.


20 Jun 08 - 12:53 PM (#2370853)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Mrrzy

This is being VERY interesting. Apparently the dna doesn't match the people who weren't recovered after the latest plane crash - and one of the right feet was a hoax. And they aren't saying if the one left foot (well, I guess they were all left, even the right ones) has a shoe that matches any of the right feet...

So what is the theory, here, that after you decompose enough for your pieces to fall off, if you have sneakers, they float? Should people be told to wear sneakers when flying over water? I found this whole thing FASCINATING.

And I have a pathologist friend I'll see tonight who was just in Vancouver... maybe he knows more...


20 Jun 08 - 12:56 PM (#2370857)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Amos

The sixth, as has been discussed ont he other thread on this issue (Random Traces from All Over) turned out to be a skeletal animal paw shoved into a sock and a running shoe by some joker.


A


20 Jun 08 - 01:06 PM (#2370862)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: wysiwyg

OK, let's solve it by process of elimination.

None of the feet are mine, nor do they belong to anyone I know. We can make a database of people these do not belong to, and then whoever is not in the DB, that's whose missing them. A result of leaving them in their mouths too long, or up their asses?

I know it isn't really funny. It's just so ODD that funny seems to be the only way to approach thinking about it along the way to seriousness.

~S~


20 Jun 08 - 01:12 PM (#2370863)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Amos

We know there are at least four bodies missing their right feet. There is a strong probability the bodies are dead. They may or may not be missing their left feet or other parts as well, but we can't tell for sure. No reports have been relayed of bodies found missing said feet.

I am reminded of variosu forms of ritual punishment in primitive societies such as cutting off one hand of someone who steals. Is it possible these are from tourists who didn't know the taboos of some isolated tribe in the Northwest, and had their feet cut off for crimes against society?

I suppose it could be a Polish kidnapping scheme...did the feet have notes attached to them?


A


20 Jun 08 - 01:31 PM (#2370873)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Rapparee

Lots more needs to be known. For example, were the feet hacked off, as with an axe, sawn off, of "dissected" off? It should be possible to make an educated guess at height and age; sex can be determined by a quick genetic test of course. The shoes themselves, by wear patterns and brands, might give insight into the foot's economic status and possibly even supply clues as to where it's been.

Don't have enough information right now....


20 Jun 08 - 01:32 PM (#2370875)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Peace

Didn't Nancy Sinatra do a song about this stuff?


20 Jun 08 - 01:41 PM (#2370885)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: gnu

Seaweed, fish, feet... good fertilzer for the garden. Great for the tomatoes.

Yes, it is spelt that way, just like spelt.


20 Jun 08 - 02:12 PM (#2370910)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Bee

The feet were not hacked off, and appear to have detached from their bodies by natural decomposition, and yes, float because they are in shoes. The shoes also protect them somewhat from scavengers.

Apparently, left feet and right feet have enough difference in weight balance that they commonly float in different directions.

I have not seen anywhere that the plane crash victims from a couple years ago had been eliminated by DNA tests.


20 Jun 08 - 02:14 PM (#2370913)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Mrrzy

That was in today's news. I'll try to find the link again.


20 Jun 08 - 03:29 PM (#2370959)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Rapparee

Could this be A Sign that Canada should give up on the metric system? That "feet" are "right"?


20 Jun 08 - 03:55 PM (#2370977)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: George Papavgeris

Well, the Canadian Globe and Mail at least dared crack a joke - or was it accidental?

"...Police and coroners' officials have been stumped by the mystery of where the feet came from or whether they are linked." (Globandmail.com, 16th June 2008)


20 Jun 08 - 04:32 PM (#2370992)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Bee

If they aren't from the plane crash, I really hope they aren't from the dumped bodies of those missing young men that have been in the news recently (half a dozen young, not connected with crime, not likely to never contact family, guys are missing over the last few years).


20 Jun 08 - 05:42 PM (#2371040)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: heric

If you look at Kirkland Island on a map it seems pretty high up the delta. I'm surprised there was no commentary about the probability that it came down the river.


21 Jun 08 - 12:30 PM (#2371457)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Mrrzy

OK, talked to my pathologist friend, who just came back from Vancouver, and nobody at his conference was talking about the feet. However, he has cronies up there, and will be checking into it for me (us).

Meanwhile, here is the link to It Isn't The Lost Plane Crash Victims.


21 Jun 08 - 12:31 PM (#2371458)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Mrrzy

Meanwhile, ignoramus me, what is Feets Don't Fail Me Now from - GWTW?


21 Jun 08 - 12:37 PM (#2371461)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: GUEST,From The CBC

A prankster is responsible for a sixth foot that washed on British Columbia shores, a hoax that raised fears among the families of missing persons and prompted the RCMP to launch a separate investigation.


The B.C. Coroner's Service said Thursday and RCMP confirmed that the foot found on a Vancouver Island beach the day before was not human, but in fact a skeletonised animal paw stuffed inside a sock and a running shoe


21 Jun 08 - 01:27 PM (#2371486)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Amos

Guest:

That news was posted up hread some time back.

"Feets -- don't fail me now!" is from a popular cartoon series of the 40's and 50's. It originally came from a Bob Hope movie.

""THE GHOST BREAKERS, 1940, directed by George Marshall, screenplay by Walter De Leon, from the play by Paul Dickey and Charles W. Goddard. Starring Bob Hope, Paulette Goddard, Richard Carlson, Willie Best, and Anthony Quinn.

Bob Hope stars as a radio broadcaster on the run from the mob who flees to an island off Cuba with heiress Paulette Goddard and his butler/ Òfamily detainer,Ó played by the unforgettable Willie Best, only to come up against ghosts and zombies galore. Plenty of silliness and lots of HopeÕs trademark one-liners, but the most memorable one is spoken by Best, ÒFeets, donÕt fail me now!Ó"

The phrase acquired overtones of racist stereotyping because of Best, who played a huge numbr of roles as an African-Ameican sterotype, including the elevator operator on "My Little Margie" inter alia.


A


21 Jun 08 - 04:14 PM (#2371575)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: GUEST,heric

Mrrzy I thought I'd get some good mileage out of this talking to people up there. They didn't know what I was talking about and then remembered. "Yeah, weird" they say. . . .

Some kind of experts ruled out China, I was told.


21 Jun 08 - 04:30 PM (#2371584)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Def Shepard

FEETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW
(Paul Barrere / Lowell George / Fred Martin)

the title track of the record by Little Feat


21 Jun 08 - 04:35 PM (#2371588)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Amos

It was also a well-received jazz album. But these are both much later.

A


21 Jun 08 - 04:41 PM (#2371593)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Def Shepard

No matter to me how soon or how later, the very fact is both albums and the song with that title exist


21 Jun 08 - 04:48 PM (#2371596)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Def Shepard

Actually in the case of Little Feat, they punned the phrase by calling the album Feats Don't Fail Me Now, but that's by the way.


21 Jun 08 - 06:36 PM (#2371651)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Mrrzy

China?


21 Jun 08 - 06:38 PM (#2371653)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Bee

Thanks for the link, Mrrzy.

So, not the plane crash victims, not over-boarded Chinese would-be immigrants, and probably all men. Also, detached naturally, not cut off. I think someone may be dumping bodies out to sea.

I was a little weirded out by the report in the Van.Sun article where the plane crash victim's family rushed to the beach when they heard another foot (which turned out to be a hoax) had been found (before the DNA results, presumably). Maybe it's just me, but if I thought my relative's foot had washed ashore, I'd be waiting for the police to advise me if it was likely related.

And I bet that craig's list poster is gonna have to answer a few questions.


21 Jun 08 - 07:00 PM (#2371657)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Mrrzy

Do we know whether the feet belonged to white people? And are any boat people headed that way anyway?


21 Jun 08 - 09:22 PM (#2371696)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Rapparee

DNA should help. Now it sounds like someone dumping bodies.


21 Jun 08 - 10:51 PM (#2371716)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: GUEST,dianavan

British Columbia seems to attract its share of socio-paths.

First we have a farmer feeding prostitutes to pigs.

Now we have human feet washing ashore.

My guess is that these feet might belong to the young men who have gone missing without a trace. I think we have another sociopath on the loose. I'm astounded that the police cannot connect the seemingly separate events.

I feel so sorry for the families of the missing men. It must be absolutely heartbreaking to have your son disappear.


22 Jun 08 - 03:11 AM (#2371746)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: SharonA

*macabre humor alert*

Perhaps the culprit is a serial killer of dancers.... After all, they haven't found two left feet.


22 Jun 08 - 04:48 AM (#2371775)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Nick

Could it be an advertising teaser campaign for running shoes? Nike or Adidas or someone. Perhaps something along the lines of "Get there first with .... Our shoes are so good that not only will they get you to your destination before the crowd but they'll even get there before the rest of you"

There will probably be a TV campaign with group of athletes with a different sort of shoe on the other foot.

My other thought was that my son grew an extra foot between the time he was 12 and 16. Could it perhaps be nature's way of getting rid of them?


22 Jun 08 - 07:59 AM (#2371827)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Bee-dubya-ell

The feet are simply a form of radical protest on the part of a few Canadians who are still angry about their country's changeover to the metric system. They're a way to bring the foot, not the metre, to the forefront of national attention.


22 Jun 08 - 11:56 AM (#2371903)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Rapparee

I've got a water metre in the front of the house. Am I metric?


22 Jun 08 - 07:27 PM (#2372176)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Coroners Service of British Columbia has failed to match DNA samples collected from members of the crash victims' families with DNA obtained from some of the mystery feet.
www.nationalpost.com/story.html?id=597081

One of the crash victims bodies was recovered, so five feet is one too many in any case.

A CNN report said four of the feet were right, but the fifth was a left foot.
www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/17/canada.feet/index.html


23 Jun 08 - 10:07 AM (#2372482)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Mrrzy

And they aren't matching any of the missing persons, either, in today's news! This is getting VERY strange.

Do the nautical amongst us know anything about the currents thereabouts?


23 Jun 08 - 10:22 AM (#2372489)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Richard Bridge

It's also a line from Edwin Starr's version of "25 Miles".


24 Jun 08 - 09:14 AM (#2373183)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Mrrzy

I was waiting for this to turn into a music thread.

Song challenge?


24 Jun 08 - 11:09 AM (#2373258)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Bee

Re currents: CBC had a short special report on the case, and talked to a current expert in Seattle as well as the BC forensics guy and the police chief - and the couple who found the first foot.

The currents guy said while they could have come from anywhere, down the Fraser River would be his first guess, given where they have washed up. He also said when he has found feet in shoes washed ashore (more common than one would think, apparently), they can often trace the shoe/sneaker to the actual store it came from (serial number on tongue - who knew?), which narrows things down some. The police and forensics guy are not really very forthcoming, understandably, but said DNA retrieved from the first three don't match any missing persons they've been able to check yet. It was noted that decomposition in water made it likely the first foot showed up not much more than a month after the death of the person, which gives a rough estimate on what missing persons it might be.

At one point it was mentioned the number of people who jump off bridges every year in BC - a lot.


24 Jun 08 - 11:15 AM (#2373262)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: GUEST, heric

What a terrible thing to suggest, Mrrzy

When I'm cast out from this world of hate
Please lay me down in the Georgia Strait

Send me there with my walking shoes on
Float me gently down in my Adidas Rom

I'll swim with the fishes in the deep blue sea
And I'll run with the sockeye as my family

When the Fraser's full and the tide's not low
I'll run with the grunion and the silver coho

If you see my sneakers won't you think of me
Cause I'm running up the river back to Agassiz


24 Jun 08 - 11:17 AM (#2373266)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: wysiwyg

(black humor alert)

Nike Tagline: Just Do It (thanks Bee)

(I did warn you)

~S~


24 Jun 08 - 06:48 PM (#2373608)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Mrrzy

LOL to both of you!


24 Jun 08 - 08:18 PM (#2373666)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: frogprince

These shoes were made for floatin, and that's just what they'll do,
One day they're gonna float away, and leave the rest of you...


24 Jun 08 - 11:20 PM (#2373745)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: wysiwyg

They were all riding horses on the beach, fell off, got dragged, and pulled off their right feet. Too embarrassed to tell anyone.

~S~


24 Jun 08 - 11:31 PM (#2373750)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Amos

I been walking
On the strand
Losing hair, Forgettin; how t stand.
As my fires
Start turning cold
And the rest me, well it just starts gettin' old.

It's gone away
Like yesterday!
My left Nike, with my foot inside,
And I'm limping toward the crest line,
Beyond the great Divide.


25 Jun 08 - 05:45 PM (#2374278)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos

Is it just me or is the thread subject lacking a little Sole?
Perhaps the feet were lost to the underToe? If I'm not toeing the line here just tell me so and I'll Heel.
Boy, these puns are so bad I feel like I'm gonna Ball!


25 Jun 08 - 08:26 PM (#2374409)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Amos

We'll string along with you if you stop being a heel and hold your tongue. You don't have to be instep. We're not your uppers around here, you know. If you're feeling lacy, you can just close your eyes.


A


25 Jun 08 - 09:01 PM (#2374442)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Mrrzy

Eeew is right!


25 Jun 08 - 11:44 PM (#2374522)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: wysiwyg

They didn't know they were supposed to give their right ARM for whatever they wanted so badly. Ooops! They voted with their feet!

~S~


26 Jun 08 - 12:41 AM (#2374537)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: frogprince

Give me the feets, boy, and free my soul,
I wanta get lost in your rock and roll,
and drift away....


08 Jul 08 - 11:36 PM (#2384353)
Subject: RE: BS: Feets Don't Fail Me Now.... Eeeeew.
From: Bee

Only in Canada?

Not any more.

Foot turns up on beach in Sweden.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25590896/


It seems feet in floaty-soled shoes (as in, most shoes) just are the most likely bits to reach shore.

Which realization led me to a memory that is now giving me the creeps. Ten or twelve years ago, I walked a very long stretch of shore, kilometres past where most people go - I love coastal hiking. At one point I reached a shortish beach at the bottom of a cliff. The usual assortment of beach debris was there, plastic, broken styrofoam fishing bouys, bits of yellow poly rope, tons of seaweed, driftwood. And a leather belt, buckled. And a running shoe, sole up, half buried in kelp.

At the time, the buckled belt made me pause and have a sickish kind of thought. The running shoe just added to the scene. I never for a moment thought... maybe...

But I'm thinking about it now, unfortunately.