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26 Jun 08 - 09:43 AM (#2374748) Subject: BS: Hopping mad From: Roger the Skiffler While reading my morning ,paper I saw there was a new definition of "old age": the age at which one can no longer hop.... After watching me hop round the breakfast table, first on one leg then on the other, She who must be Obeyed felt that was clear proof of premature senility! RtS |
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26 Jun 08 - 09:51 AM (#2374751) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Ebbie Oh dear. I will undoubtedly find myself attempting the feat. |
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26 Jun 08 - 09:52 AM (#2374752) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Amos Well, it's an opinion, sure, but she may be biased. IS she qualified? :D A |
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26 Jun 08 - 12:33 PM (#2374898) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Rapparee What about skipping? I can still skip (and sometimes do). And I mean with my feet. I can also still skip boring projects, skip stones, skip ahead in the story, and skip out. |
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26 Jun 08 - 12:34 PM (#2374901) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Ebbie Surely a skip is an educated hop? |
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26 Jun 08 - 12:36 PM (#2374902) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: katlaughing Which really comes first? A hop, skip OR a jump? |
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26 Jun 08 - 12:43 PM (#2374913) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Ebbie Alphabetically? :) |
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26 Jun 08 - 12:59 PM (#2374932) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: kendall As long as I can still turn a light on or off with my toe, I am not old. |
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26 Jun 08 - 03:05 PM (#2374996) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Peace AT THE HOP (Arthur Singer / John L. Medora / David White) Danny & The Juniors - 1957 Sha Na Na Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah Bah-bah-bah-bah. bah-bah-bah-bah, at the hop! Well, you can rock it you can roll it You can stop and you can stroll it at the hop When the record starts spinnin' You *chalypso* when you chicken at the hop Do the dance sensation that is sweepin' the nation at the hop Ah, let's go to the hop Let's go to the hop, (oh baby) Let's go to the hop, (oh baby) Let's go to the hop Come on, let's go to the hop Well, you can swing it you can groove it You can really start to move it at the hop Where the jockey is the smoothest And the music is the coolest at the hop All the cats and chicks can get their kicks at the hop Let's go! Let's go to the hop Let's go to the hop, (oh baby) Let's go to the hop, (oh baby) Let's go to the hop Come on, let's go to the hop Let's go! Well, you can rock it you can roll it You can stop and you can stroll it at the hop When the record starts spinnin' You *chalypso* when you chicken at the hop Do the dance sensation that is sweepin' the nation at the hop You can swing it you can groove it You can really start to move it at the hop Where the jockey is the smoothest And the music is the coolest at the hop. All the cats and chicks can get their kicks at the hop. Let's go! Let's go to the hop Let's go to the hop, (oh baby) Let's go to the hop, (oh baby) Let's go to the hop Come on, let's go to the hop Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah Bah-bah-bah-bah. bah-bah-bah-bah, at the hop! |
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26 Jun 08 - 03:31 PM (#2375028) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: SINSULL I can hop on my left leg. Right knee is iffy. Does that mean I am halfway to senility or middle-aged? |
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26 Jun 08 - 07:17 PM (#2375183) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Bee-dubya-ell (LET'S GO) SMOKE SOME POT (Dash Rip Rock - who knows what year) Pot, pot, pot Pot, pot, pot Pot, pot, pot Pot, pot, pot Let's smoke some pot! Well you can smoke it you can chew it You can really try and do it smokin' pot You can sing it in a song You can smoke it in a bong smokin' pot Well it's the latest sensation that's sweepin' the nation Smokin' pot lets go! Let's go smoke some pot! Let's go smoke some pot! Oh baby! Let's go smoke some pot! Oh baby! Let's go smoke some pot! Come on, let's go smoke some pot! Well there was Eddie Brickell & the New Bohemians smokin' pot pot pot pot! There's the Black Crows & Drivin' N' Cryin' smokin' pot pot pot pot! The Spin Doctors & Blues Travelers smokin' pot pot pot pot lets go! Let's go smoke some pot! Let's go smoke some pot! Oh baby! Let's go smoke some pot! Oh baby! Let's go smoke some pot! Come on, let's go smoke some pot! Let's Go! Everybody Solos! There's 'sposed to be some words here but I forgot'em cause I smoked too much pot pot (Improvise lyrics suitable for audience) Let's go smoke some pot! Let's go smoke some pot! Oh baby! Let's go smoke some pot! Oh baby! Let's go smoke some pot! Come on, let's go smoke some pot! Pot, pot, pot Pot, pot, pot Pot, pot, pot Pot, pot, pot Let's smoke some pot! Sweet. Good call man |
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26 Jun 08 - 09:04 PM (#2375237) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Sandra in Sydney I tied to hop on my right foot a few days ago when I hurt my left foot & managed a few very, very short & unbalanced hops, but I had to put my foot down to progress!! Maybe if I'd hurt my right foot I could have made it one-footed to the first aid stuff in the bathroom ... or maybe not ... sandra (a young 56 year old) |
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26 Jun 08 - 09:25 PM (#2375251) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: pdq Get hopping mad if you want, but I don't think you have a leg to stand on. |
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26 Jun 08 - 09:40 PM (#2375261) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Bill D I like that definition! I can hop on either foot, I can run..(well..not Marathons, but maybe a block..), I can jump over walls up to about 3 feet high, I can still get into lotus posture and I can climb ladders and clean gutters! (3 days ago!) I just turned 69.... sadly, I am not allowed to stand on my head any more...though I 'could'. Got this pinched nerve in the neck. |
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26 Jun 08 - 09:43 PM (#2375264) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Oh, just skip it! |
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26 Jun 08 - 09:50 PM (#2375268) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: katlaughing Center-aged, Sins! Centre-aged! |
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26 Jun 08 - 09:56 PM (#2375272) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Amos WHen I was a child, a few good hops could always brighten my day. In my youth, it took a whole case of hops to really do it. A |
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27 Jun 08 - 03:44 AM (#2375360) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Paul Burke I prefer my hops with malt. |
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27 Jun 08 - 04:51 AM (#2375389) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: fat B****rd Here we go - I like The Miracles "Hop Around" |
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27 Jun 08 - 07:17 AM (#2375449) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Mr Happy There's open topped double decker buses go round here in historic Chester during the tourist season with the emblazoned slogan: 'Hop on - Hop off' I've always felt this to be offensive to monopeds & w/chair users |
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27 Jun 08 - 02:10 PM (#2375714) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Mo the caller But monopeds would be hopping anyway. |
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27 Jun 08 - 03:04 PM (#2375744) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Becca72 LOL Mo. |
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27 Jun 08 - 05:46 PM (#2375836) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: PoppaGator There should be a number of hops specified in the old-age test. I mean, it's a lot easier to lift one foot off the ground and then make ONE quick little hop than it is to bounce up and down on one foot for multiple repetitions. I can hop once or twice, maybe a half-dozen or so times, but wouldn't want to go much longer. I think I'd be able to quit, nd would quit, before I'd lose my balance completely and fall on my face. |
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28 Jun 08 - 11:05 AM (#2376146) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: topical tom Oh great! Now I have to hop to it! |
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28 Jun 08 - 11:12 AM (#2376151) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: GUEST,Edt T "Too old to rock and roll, too young to die" Jethro Tull |
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28 Jun 08 - 11:35 AM (#2376156) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: Alice What if hopping makes you wet your pants? |
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28 Jun 08 - 12:18 PM (#2376171) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: GUEST,Edt T http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1710556 |
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28 Jun 08 - 12:19 PM (#2376174) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: GUEST,Edt T http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwlcZxNk3OQ |
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28 Jun 08 - 12:41 PM (#2376189) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: JohnInKansas As long as I can still turn a light on or off with my toe, I am not old. I got me one of them there lamps that turns on or off when you snap your fingers. Had to get rid of it. Every time I'd stand up the crackin' and poppin' in all the joints made the light go out. John |
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28 Jun 08 - 01:00 PM (#2376204) Subject: RE: BS: Hopping mad From: topical tom Do I hop, skip or jump this thread? |