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BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!

04 Jul 08 - 08:35 PM (#2381310)
Subject: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: GUEST,hic cuping to death bloke

oh for f@cks sake..

f@ck off hic cups.!!!!!!!!!

why !!???


torment. persecution.. ???

wot did i do to deserve this torture..????

fack off i want to go to sleep.....


04 Jul 08 - 08:41 PM (#2381315)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Bobert

What have you tried and how long you had 'um???


04 Jul 08 - 08:41 PM (#2381317)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: gnu

You got that acid refuck syndrome? See yer doc.


04 Jul 08 - 10:42 PM (#2381369)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Rapparee

Try breathing in a paper (not plastic) bag. The CO2 concentration can relax the diaphragm and stop the hiccups.

Otherwise, go to the Doctor if you've had them for a long time.


04 Jul 08 - 10:55 PM (#2381377)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Peace

Tell someone about the last movie you saw.


04 Jul 08 - 10:58 PM (#2381379)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: bobad

BOO!


04 Jul 08 - 11:05 PM (#2381385)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Beer

Drink more Scotch.
Beer (adrien)


04 Jul 08 - 11:49 PM (#2381400)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Peace

I tried that thing with the scotch. Now I got the hic cups!!!


05 Jul 08 - 12:35 AM (#2381420)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: gnomad

I hope you don't take after this guy


05 Jul 08 - 12:39 AM (#2381423)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Little Hawk

Hold your breath until you think you simply can't stand it any longer...then breathe very, very shallowly for a minute or two, hardly taking in any air. It should work. The buildup of CO2 will suppress the hiccup reflex. I've done this and it works, but you have to really hold on until it's darned uncomfortable.


05 Jul 08 - 08:17 AM (#2381555)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Steve Shaw

Get a glass of cold water and drink it continuously but very slowly whilst performing a glottal stop at the same time. I have never known this to fail.


05 Jul 08 - 09:00 AM (#2381582)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Jean(eanjay)

Drinking water out of the opposite side of the cup works for me - not easy to do since you seem to be drinking almost upside down!


05 Jul 08 - 10:35 AM (#2381641)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: SINSULL

Take your pulse. Not sure why it works but it does.


05 Jul 08 - 01:16 PM (#2381772)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Ebbie

lol Every one of those ploys works- sometimes.


05 Jul 08 - 01:30 PM (#2381789)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Bee

Came to say what bobad said. Musta worked, buddy ain't come back.


05 Jul 08 - 02:09 PM (#2381809)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Peace

Im' stil trine thta thin g wtih the scotsch.


05 Jul 08 - 02:25 PM (#2381822)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: SharonA

Heh, and I came to say what eanjay said: drink water upside down!

Stand up, hold a glass of water out in front of you at about waist level, then bend at the waist so that your lips will be at the rim of the glass on the side that's away from your legs. Tilt the glass slightly, away from your legs, so that you can drink from that far-side rim, You will have to hold your breath to do this without sputtering. Take two or three gulps, or even more if you can. Then you can straighten up. If the hiccups persist, repeat (you'll be bending lower this time to get to the water).

Something about the combination of holding breath, swallowing and the angle at which it's all being done (and maybe the diaphragm contraction from bending over?)... works for me every single time.


05 Jul 08 - 02:52 PM (#2381845)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Peace

duZ ir work with scoch   ?


05 Jul 08 - 03:43 PM (#2381885)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Bee

Peace, if there's anything left in that bottle - put it down!

You didn't have hiccups in the first place, but now you can't talk legibly (sic).

Besides, now I have a hankering to see if there's anything left in that jameson's bottle I had over Christmas....

And it's YOUR fault!


05 Jul 08 - 03:53 PM (#2381892)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Jeri

He's gonna ask what hiccups have to do with it in a minute.


05 Jul 08 - 03:57 PM (#2381895)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Jeri

I can always get rid of my hiccups. If I explained, you'd think I was crazier than I am, and that's some crazy. It works for me though.

(Don't you love virtual booze? No hangover--only the shame.)


05 Jul 08 - 11:01 PM (#2382113)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Ebbie

lol


05 Jul 08 - 11:21 PM (#2382121)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Beer

Bee,considering the time.
Was it good?
The Jamerson that is.
And Bruce, I doubt if it works but if I had the Hic's like our guest that started the thread i would crack a bottle open and take a chance.


06 Jul 08 - 01:49 AM (#2382170)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: mg

I have heard a bit of peppermint extract on a sugar cube. mg


06 Jul 08 - 02:07 AM (#2382173)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: The Fooles Troupe

Place head under water for 5 mins.

Guarenteed permanent cure.


06 Jul 08 - 03:06 AM (#2382188)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Bert

I've always found that a long passionate kiss works. But seeing as you're a bloke that is NOT and offer.


06 Jul 08 - 10:04 AM (#2382306)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Peace

Passionate Kisses--on YOUTUBE


06 Jul 08 - 12:24 PM (#2382402)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Severn

Have you considered swapping your hiccups for SINSULL's earworm, straight up?


06 Jul 08 - 01:35 PM (#2382466)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Bee

Beer, sadly but perhaps fortunately, there was not a drop of Jameson's left. That, and any single malt are the only alcohol containing beverages I might be inclined to have a rare sip of while alone. I'm by nature not much of a drinker, tend to nurse one or two drinks on social occasions until they are stale and warm, at which point I switch to soft drinks. But whisky has charms. ;-)


06 Jul 08 - 10:10 PM (#2382695)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Sorcha

Tablespoon of granulated sugar, straight from the spoon, and swallowed slowly.


07 Jul 08 - 05:25 AM (#2382800)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: GUEST,Van

Drink a glass of water while holding your fingers in your ears. You'll probably need assistance but it never fails.Something to with air pressure.


07 Jul 08 - 04:19 PM (#2383242)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: Beer

So what has happened with our Guest with the hic cups? Is he still alive? Did he/she take any of the advise offered?


08 Jul 08 - 02:24 AM (#2383514)
Subject: RE: BS: f@ck off hic cups !!!
From: JennieG

My older son used to have hiccups in utero (that means before he was born, for those who are befuddled with whisky) and even now, aged 32, often has them.

Having a baby hiccing away in one's womb is a very odd experience.......

Cheers
JennieG who occasionally has hiccups too - so it must run in the family - !