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BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread

14 Jul 08 - 02:50 PM (#2388777)
Subject: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Bert

This thread is where you can have fun and if you've got a gripe against anyone you can get it off your chest. And everything in caps should be read with a Gordon Ramsey accent.

"SO COME ON YOU USELESS WANKERS, GROW SOME BALLS AND SAY WHAT YOU ARE THINKING!!!"


14 Jul 08 - 03:20 PM (#2388812)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: irishenglish

Believe there is a thread called Gordon Ramsey, total prat!


14 Jul 08 - 03:24 PM (#2388817)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Bert

Yes but that one was about Gordon Ramsey.

This thread allows us to shout at each other in a humorous way.


14 Jul 08 - 03:38 PM (#2388835)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: irishenglish

OH FU (BLEEP)ING HELL. DAMN IT IE. HOW STUPID ARE YOU FOR MISSING THE POINT OF BERT'S THREAD. IRISHENGLISH, YOU ARE PATHETIC, USELESS WASTE OF SPACE.





I guess that was the point! Sorry, Bert


14 Jul 08 - 03:59 PM (#2388863)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Wesley S

COUNT ON THE ENGLISH - AND THEIR FRIENDS THE CANADIANS - TO START ALL THE USELESS BLOODY THREADS........

USELESS WANKERS.........

It gets tiring for us Americans to ALWAYS be the smart ones here.....give us a rest why don't you?


14 Jul 08 - 04:18 PM (#2388890)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Bert

WESLEY YOU MUCKING FORON. I'M NOT ENGLISH. I USED TO BE YEARS AGO BUT THEY ARE ALL SUCH USELESS WANKERS AS YOU SAY.
SO NOW I AM AMERICAN.


14 Jul 08 - 04:33 PM (#2388912)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Wesley S

WELL I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR PAPERS IN ORDER....


14 Jul 08 - 04:37 PM (#2388916)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Rapparee

Who, pray tell, is Gordon Ramsey? He isn't the old guy who worked as a hospital maintenance man and was always fighting with the pathologist, is he? He was a nice enough guy when he was sober, unless you brought up the pathologist.


14 Jul 08 - 05:06 PM (#2388958)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Tweed

No goddammit, he's a folksinger from Canada or the Maritime Countries. Spaw has written countless posts deriding the pore fellow.


15 Jul 08 - 08:50 AM (#2389514)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Dave Hanson

Meesus jeist all crooking fighty, 'e was a shit footballer and now a shite TV chef.

eric


15 Jul 08 - 09:04 AM (#2389527)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Mrs.Duck

We need a f***ing Gordon Ramsy thread like we need a f***ing hole in the f***ing head!


15 Jul 08 - 11:14 AM (#2389645)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Dave the Gnome

IF SHIT WERE BRAINS YOU LOT WOULD BE CONSTIPATED.

:D


15 Jul 08 - 11:55 AM (#2389691)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Rapparee

Wait...wasn't he the guy who was found in bed with Laura Bush? I saw something about that in the newspapers when I checked out at the grocery store.


15 Jul 08 - 01:23 PM (#2389800)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: RangerSteve

Is there such a thing as a "useful wanker"?


15 Jul 08 - 02:14 PM (#2389864)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Charmion

That depends on what he's doing when he's not wanking. Surely he can't be wanking all the time.


15 Jul 08 - 03:10 PM (#2389958)
Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Rapparee

I'd think that Gordon's Ramsey would get all chafed and sore if he wanked all the time.