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BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked

18 Jul 08 - 02:03 PM (#2392285)
Subject: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Little Hawk

For weeks the spammers have been bombarding me and everyone else I know with messages that say something like:

"We caught you naked ----------"

or "You really look stupid here, --------"

or "We caught you in the shower,---------"

or "What a stupid face you have, ----------"

Yeah. They've been trying to get people to open their links by insulting them or scaring them with threats of exposing their nakedness to the world! Amazing what these creeps will try, isn't it?

Well, those insult and scare messages must not be working too well anymore, so now I'm getting a flood of new messages instead, all of which have to do with Angelina Jolie. ;-) Angelina Jolie in the nude. Yes, the spammers of the Internet have apparently decided that the hottest way to get dimwits to click on a link to a virus or a Viagra ad is to tempt them to look at a video of Angelina Jolie in the nude.

Heh! And I bet it's working too. But I only give it a few weeks before it doesn't work well any longer. The fools will all have clicked the various links by then and been disappointed EVERY time, and the rest of us don't matter anyway.

But what do Angelina and Brad think of all this????


18 Jul 08 - 02:36 PM (#2392325)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Donuel

Hey... there was only a close up of stretch marks.


18 Jul 08 - 02:38 PM (#2392327)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Wesley S

Brad doesn't mind at all. Actually he's my source for all of my naked Angelina pictures.


18 Jul 08 - 03:09 PM (#2392355)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Bee

Farewell, Angelina, the fools are let down
When they click on her nude-ness, they only will frown
The Viagra viruses flood the hard drives
Farewell, Angelina, my browser is crashing, gone into a dive...

(Sorry, Bob and Joan.)


18 Jul 08 - 03:12 PM (#2392357)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Stilly River Sage

Hell, this babe has nude photos all over the web. She isn't shy about taking off her clothes in front of a camera. Forget the email spam hook, Google her. I forget why I know this, but I discovered nude Angelina photos during some kind of Google image search one time and came to this conclusion.


18 Jul 08 - 03:17 PM (#2392362)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Bonnie Shaljean

There are also a number of fake alarmist spam hooks, one of which reads Angelina Jolie killed in plane crash. Next it'll be Angelina-morgue-shots I bet.


18 Jul 08 - 03:28 PM (#2392376)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: JohnInKansas

The fools will all have clicked the various links by then and been disappointed EVERY time

And just how does LH know it's a disappointment? How many times do you suppose he clicked?

Another Report (here at the 'cat).

John


18 Jul 08 - 03:50 PM (#2392410)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Little Hawk

Oh, hundreds of time, John...hundreds... ;-)

And now I discover that all I had to do was a general Google search for "Angelina Jolie"! Boy, is my face red.


18 Jul 08 - 03:59 PM (#2392422)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Little Hawk

Here's a website talking about this latest wave of spam and computer viruses....

Angelina Jolie nude spam viruses

According to the article you DO get to see an explicit picture of Angelina if you click on the link. You also get your computer infected with a Trojan virus.


18 Jul 08 - 04:01 PM (#2392425)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Becca72

well, really what other kind of computer virus would you expect from nude pics? LOL


18 Jul 08 - 04:05 PM (#2392426)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Little Hawk

Yeah... (smile) How about that, eh?


18 Jul 08 - 06:33 PM (#2392535)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: JohnInKansas

When (well,. . . . "if") you get infected, it most likely will be the "Storm" trojan. (Just in case you need to look up removal instructions.) But since one purpose of this one is to get other ones onto the infected machines, you'll likely have multiple malware installations by the time you figure out that something's wrong.

John


18 Jul 08 - 07:11 PM (#2392561)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: catspaw49

Angelina my ass Hawk.......Trust me on this one folks, HERE'S what Hawk wants to see!


Spaw


18 Jul 08 - 07:20 PM (#2392565)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Little Hawk

Awright! It doesn't get much better than that. Thanks, Spaw. ;-)


18 Jul 08 - 08:20 PM (#2392620)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Wesley S - PM
Date: 18 Jul 08 - 02:38 PM

Brad doesn't mind at all. Actually he's my source for all of my naked Angelina pictures.


I get mine from Billy Bob Thornton. They're dirtier and cheaper.


19 Jul 08 - 12:23 PM (#2392918)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Stilly River Sage

Oooooo


19 Jul 08 - 12:46 PM (#2392936)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Yeah, and Brad's my source for naked Jennifer Anniston and Gwyneth Paltrow pictures. It's called "revenge".


19 Jul 08 - 01:44 PM (#2392968)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Mr Red

Who is Angelina Jolly?


19 Jul 08 - 02:15 PM (#2392985)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Stilly River Sage

Nobody important.


19 Jul 08 - 02:20 PM (#2392993)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Donuel

I got a close of of her deep lip cracks. Whew, silicon shots can really cause havoc.


19 Jul 08 - 03:02 PM (#2393023)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest spam gambit - Angelina naked
From: Little Hawk

I think she got those lips from her father. (John Voight?)