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21 Jul 08 - 12:46 PM (#2394303) Subject: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: Little Hawk Ho-LEE-CRAP!!! Check out these two fellers... New friends in USA for Shane!!! By golly, I think that seeing these two guys will cheer Shane right up, knowing that there are kindred spirits living not far away in the good old USA, and maybe he could visit them and sleep over on the couch when he goes down there to "straighten things out with Rapaire" (i.e. - kill him). And maybe they could discuss the finer points of drinking domestic beer only and keeping it from falling into the hands of "Yer-pians" and other weird foreigners. I feel sure that Shane will be out of jail soon, and when he is he has GOT to see that video. It will give him new hope and faith in humanity. He might even decide to bury the hatchet with Rapaire. Or was that "in Rapaire"? Hmmm. |
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21 Jul 08 - 12:52 PM (#2394311) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: SINSULL Those two guys are regulars at my song circles. Kendall brought them down from Machias and they can't seem to lose my address. |
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21 Jul 08 - 01:40 PM (#2394360) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor They've been around for a while in political circles down here in Dixie. As McCain might say "They are masters of the youtubes and the googles." They've come up with come funny stuff. |
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21 Jul 08 - 04:05 PM (#2394484) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: gnu Heroes. True American heroes. This Bud's fer youse. Click and hic. |
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21 Jul 08 - 04:08 PM (#2394485) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: gnu And, you can tell them thar is the real deal, eh? You see any bottles of Bud? Nope. That thar is the true article, mind my word. |
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21 Jul 08 - 04:21 PM (#2394493) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: Little Hawk It's truly heartwarming to know that the idiots in Canada are not alone. I can foresee a trip down to the USA as soon as Shane gets his little legal problem sorted out. |
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21 Jul 08 - 04:24 PM (#2394495) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor My neighbors like bud in cans. |
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21 Jul 08 - 10:39 PM (#2394736) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: Bill D "There was a young maid from Anheuser Who vowed that no man could surprise her. But Old Overholt Gave her virtue a jolt.. And now she is sadder...Budweiser." |
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22 Jul 08 - 02:20 AM (#2394795) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: catspaw49 A variant........ There was a young miss named Ann Hiser Who claimed no man could surprise her Then Ol' Pabst took a chance But found Schlitz in her pants And now she is sadder Budweiser. Spaw |
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22 Jul 08 - 03:36 AM (#2394816) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: gnomad Or... There was a young chap called Budweiser, Thought he'd get his girl drunk, and surprise her, She supped three fifths of gin Before he got in, So now he is poorer, Budweiser. |
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22 Jul 08 - 06:14 AM (#2394891) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: JohnInKansas A little off topic, but somehow just the mention of Shane made me recall this recent article: GREAT BALLS A'FIRE Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze The victim suffered second-degree burns on his testicles The Associated Press updated 3:32 p.m. CT, Mon., July. 21, 2008 SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge. Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail. Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles. ©2008 The Associated Press ouch John |
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22 Jul 08 - 06:44 AM (#2394907) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: Little Hawk Amazing. I wonder if Shane has some distant relatives down there in California? It certainly sounds as though he might. |
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22 Jul 08 - 09:59 AM (#2395043) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: gnu Gotta be mental! No way a hoser would do that... even drunk. |
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23 Jul 08 - 08:44 AM (#2395885) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: Rapparee The "Help A Hoser Foundation" has long had a branch in the Southern US. There used to be branches in Vancouver and Toronto as well, but, well, you know...Vancouver and Toronto. |
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23 Jul 08 - 11:34 AM (#2396013) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: Little Hawk The "Help a Hoser" facilities in Vancouver and Toronto simply became overwhelmed at a certain point and had to shut down. It was a lot like the "Tribbles" episode on Star Trek. |
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23 Jul 08 - 01:45 PM (#2396110) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: gnu Got a PM re: cans not bottles? If you gotta ask, you ain't a hoser nor a redneck nor a goodolboy. |
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23 Jul 08 - 09:25 PM (#2396453) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: Rapparee Waddayamean, pour it into a glass? Ain't it ALREADY in glass? |
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03 Aug 08 - 04:40 PM (#2404477) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: Conservative...YES!! I don't know Shane but he sounds like a hell of a guy. If bud's no longer an option then he might try this.... Share it with a friend... |
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03 Aug 08 - 05:58 PM (#2404528) Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!! From: Little Hawk You appear to have an absolutely perfect understanding of Shane's mentality. What a guy, eh? |