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Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!

15 Aug 08 - 08:25 AM (#2414468)
Subject: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: SINSULL

Poor old thing. How are you getting on? I got you a really thoughtful gift and lost it so I guess it will be the gnomes after all.
Happy Birthday, Mrs. Morse.
Love,
Mary


15 Aug 08 - 08:27 AM (#2414469)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Megan L

what a cruel and unnatural punishment :) He he well from Orkney we wish you every good and lovely thing.

Awra best
frae
Dauvitt and his Meg


15 Aug 08 - 08:34 AM (#2414476)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Leadfingers

Another Birthday ? You really DO know how to live dont you Hippo Birdie Jacqui


15 Aug 08 - 08:41 AM (#2414480)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Keith A of Hertford

Happy birthday Jacqui!
Are you here this summer?
Keith and Mary.


15 Aug 08 - 08:44 AM (#2414482)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: GUEST,Peace

Same from me.


15 Aug 08 - 08:45 AM (#2414484)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: GUEST,Dani

Happy Birthday!

Big hugs from NC

Dani


15 Aug 08 - 08:46 AM (#2414486)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: kendall

She's having a very happy birthday.


15 Aug 08 - 08:49 AM (#2414490)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Micca

Happy Birthday Jacqui, enjoy, there are few who deserve it more!!


15 Aug 08 - 08:59 AM (#2414505)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Fortunato

Happy B day, Jacqui,

whatever your age, you don't look it. (bear that in mind)

see you at the Getaway, I expect.
chance


15 Aug 08 - 09:06 AM (#2414510)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Tinker

Happy Happy birthday ! Spend sometime giving yourslef all the love and care you pour out so effortlessly on others this week. You deserve it and then some....


tink


15 Aug 08 - 09:27 AM (#2414531)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Mark Ross

Feliz complianos and all that, Long may you wave!

Mark Ross


15 Aug 08 - 09:48 AM (#2414546)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Backwoodsman

Happy Birthday Jacqui! Come and see us again soon (and bring the Cap'n with you).
JB


15 Aug 08 - 09:54 AM (#2414553)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Georgiansilver

Happy Birthday Jacqui.... look forward to seeing you in Gainsborough when you are over. Best wishes, Mike.


15 Aug 08 - 09:58 AM (#2414554)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: catspaw49

How can she be having a happy birthday Kendall? She's married to you.

Sorry Jackson but there ain't a thing I can do about that as you brought it on yourself. You fell for a leather coat when you could have had so much more..............Matter of fact, in another thread I just suggested to Kendall that the coat fumes might be making him addlepated.

Then you leave a perfectly fine place to move to Maine? Maine? Once again, Maine? I spent several weeks in Wells Branch one afternoon. I'd have stayed a bit longer but I didn't speak whatever language that is they speak there. I went down to their local community college and tried to sign up for a language course but THEY spoke nothing understandable either. After 45 minutes I thought I had gotten through to them and signed the proper forms.

Sadly I hadn't made myself clear at all. Turns out I signed up to replace the light bulbs at the Fletcher's Neck Coast Guard station for 10 years. I tried to skip out on the debt but the friggin' Coast Guard sent their version of a K-9 corps to my home. This was a 6 foot 6 inch Coastie with an attack seal which he loosed and set upon me. I was damn near flippered to death before I agreed to pay up. Additionally I had to undergo therapy before I could go to a circus again or even watch reruns of Ed Sullivan.

Well, try to have a good one Jacqui.................I don't know how you can but give it a shot anyway.

Spaw


15 Aug 08 - 10:08 AM (#2414564)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Jeri

Happy Birthday, Jacqui. Enjoy yourself today and stay away from Mary until she forgets where she left the gnomes.


15 Aug 08 - 10:11 AM (#2414568)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: katlaughing

LOL, Spaw!

Happy Birthday, you wonderful, kind, joyfull, delightful woman, you! May you have many, many more!

luvyabuncheskateykat


15 Aug 08 - 10:17 AM (#2414575)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: SINSULL

Spaw - that was a Selkie.
And you're just amazing.


15 Aug 08 - 10:22 AM (#2414580)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Sandra in Sydney

birfdays are Good Things - so have a great day/week/month/year

and watch out for those gnomes

sandra


15 Aug 08 - 10:25 AM (#2414581)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Severn

I bear no tacky presents (you'll experience my tacky prescence at Getaway), but only the best of wishes for your birthday and the ensuing year it marks.

I, for one DO hope that Kendall bought you a matching high quality black leather outfit (We don't want you looking like "The Bonny Lass Of Biker Hell") to up YOUR irresistablity quotient even further, should such a thing be possible. We'll be waiting in October.





Don't mess with the Seal Of Disaproval, Spaw! Good story, though. They may have to put ME on "light duty" soon, so I'll take that as a caution. At least we now know how many Catters it takes to screw in one.

Fletcher's Neck? Is that between Broken Water and Chicken Chow?


15 Aug 08 - 10:52 AM (#2414602)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Bryn Pugh

Many happy returns.

Long life and much happiness.

Erica and Bryn


15 Aug 08 - 10:59 AM (#2414608)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Amos

Well done on surviving, there, Jacqui-me-luv. A feat in itself.
(A feat in itself is better than a shoe without its self.)


A


15 Aug 08 - 11:26 AM (#2414630)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Becca72

Happiest of birthdays to my Wicked Stepmother! :-)


15 Aug 08 - 11:37 AM (#2414640)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Morticia

Happy birthday you lovely woman, you.


15 Aug 08 - 11:40 AM (#2414642)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Severn

I know wicked stepmothers burn easier, what with the wick and all, but get a bulk buy on a carton of birthday candles instead. We'll keep her around for a slew more of these, wickedness and all!


15 Aug 08 - 11:48 AM (#2414650)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: kendall

Spaw, she didn't know what happiness was until she married me.


Now,



It's just too damn late.


15 Aug 08 - 12:33 PM (#2414689)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: gnu

Live long and die happy.

Someone had to say it.


15 Aug 08 - 12:45 PM (#2414704)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Bobert

Happy Birthday, Jacqui... Don't listen to Sins 'cause you don't look a day over 25 to me... Yer old man??? Different story... Awww, jus' funnin'... Speakin' of funnin', the Capt'n tolt me he was gonna take you out to the most expensive resturant around so have a great time...

Bobert


15 Aug 08 - 12:45 PM (#2414706)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: open mike

bless your heart...
may your generosity
be returned ten fold!

i am glad you are my friend


15 Aug 08 - 12:57 PM (#2414723)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: ClaireBear

Wishing you a rapturous birthday that brings you exactly what you are wishing for -- and just a bit more.

Big hug from California,
Claire


15 Aug 08 - 12:59 PM (#2414725)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Barry Finn

Happy Birthday Jacqui, Kendall's treat, go an' have yourself a lobster & stay away from Mary till it's finished, I know she hates them but look what she does to all those things that she likes. Also say away from Becca's water bucket,,,,did she say "witch" or "wicked"?

Barry


15 Aug 08 - 01:04 PM (#2414736)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: mouldy

And from me too!

Love
Andrea


15 Aug 08 - 01:12 PM (#2414747)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: fat B****rd

Happy Birthday from Charlie in Dunfermline


15 Aug 08 - 04:23 PM (#2414900)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Nancy King

Whoops! Almost missed this! Have a FABULOUS birthday, Dearie, and many more to come!

Nancy


15 Aug 08 - 04:43 PM (#2414921)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: maeve

Jacqui- I'm so glad to know you! You enjoy your new year. Sing more, laugh often, and remember that no matter how good a deal you may find we get a better one because we get to enjoy your company. Himself of course made the best bargain 'cause he married you! Happy Birthday.

Love,

maeve


15 Aug 08 - 04:47 PM (#2414926)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: beardedbruce

Happy Birthday! Lots of Chocolate!


8-{E


15 Aug 08 - 05:18 PM (#2414953)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Mrs.Duck

Happy birthday, Jacqui!


15 Aug 08 - 06:14 PM (#2414993)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: My guru always said

Many Happies Jacqui, hope you've been having a fabulous day & many more!
Love & Hugs,
Hil x


15 Aug 08 - 07:04 PM (#2415020)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: jacqui.c

Thank you all!

I have had a very good day with Kendall and a long phone call with my daughter and grandson this afternoon. We've just come back from a wonderful meal at a floating restaurant on Portland - good service, wonderful food and looking out over the water at the boats.

Spaw - you made me laugh out loud - what are you on? I want some!

Barry - she did say wicked - I told the girls that's what I am. However, Kendall reckons I'm a witch because I can quite often read his mind.

Bruce - no chocolate - I'm a disgrace to my sex 'cause I don't like the stuff!

I find that, the older I get the better my life gets. I really feel blessed to have so many good friends around the world who add to the quality of my life.

I intend to keep on celebrating for at least a week. Mary Sunshine has a bottle of champagne with both our names on it and then I will have a little celebration with my family when I fly into the UK next Wednesday.

Life is SO good!


15 Aug 08 - 07:09 PM (#2415026)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: GUEST,Dani

"the older I get the better my life gets"

Amen, sister.

Dani


15 Aug 08 - 09:14 PM (#2415118)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Sandra in Sydney

and here was me thinking I was the only person who doesn't like chocolate!

sandra


16 Aug 08 - 12:31 AM (#2415214)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: KT

Greetings, Jacqui, and best birthday wishes!!

It's a delight to think of you celebrating in style, surrounded by those who love you.

I join them in celebrating our good fortune to have you in our lives!

KT


16 Aug 08 - 03:10 AM (#2415260)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: alanabit

Yes Jacqui. I hope your new year kicks off to a good start. I hope very much that one day fate will enable me to meet you and Kendall.


16 Aug 08 - 07:30 PM (#2415699)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Janie

Just a wee bit late with wishes and hugs.

Ms. Jacqui, you having another birthday means we all just received a gift of having had another year of you in our lives!

I promise the poppy seeds will be there before your next.    They be sitting on the kitchen counter, wondering if they will ever get mailed.

Janie


17 Aug 08 - 01:33 AM (#2415865)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: TRUBRIT

I'm late with greetings too, and I don't care for chocolate either. Hope you had a wonderful day.....


17 Aug 08 - 06:30 AM (#2415925)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: kendall

Poppy seeds? What the hell's going on here?


17 Aug 08 - 08:48 AM (#2415970)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Janie

Go back to sleep Kendall....sweet dreams await you:)


18 Aug 08 - 02:24 AM (#2416574)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: The Fooles Troupe

Woo Hoo!


18 Aug 08 - 03:09 AM (#2416585)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: SussexCarole

.....and belated ones from us xx


18 Aug 08 - 04:59 AM (#2416606)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Hawker

Ooops!
Missed this!
Hope you had a lovely day, lots of love and Hugs from North Cornwall.
Cheers, Lucy


18 Aug 08 - 03:48 PM (#2417145)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: SINSULL

Happy Day After Your Birthday, Jacqui. heh heh


19 Aug 08 - 04:07 AM (#2417529)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: freda underhill

I missed it so happy rebirthday, jacqui!!

xx freda


19 Aug 08 - 08:24 AM (#2417620)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: SINSULL

Jacqui is headed towards the UK today. They are a day behind or ahead of us? I can't remember...So HBD three days after and have a safe trip.


20 Aug 08 - 04:20 AM (#2418415)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
From: Micca

Sins, You Know the time difference, If you call from the Maine at midnight it is 5am in the UK, remember all those New Years Calls!!!!!