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16 Aug 08 - 01:02 PM (#2415464) Subject: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Little Hawk Silly question, right? Of course Chongo can command. Years of law enforcement and rugged self-employment in one of the world's most gritty urban areas have prepared Chongo to assume the office of the presidency with full confidence. He will be able to meet foreign leaders like Vladimir Putin eye to eye and not blink, and with the firepower that Chongo packs, enemies of America will think twice before provoking him or threatening America's interests. McCain has faced the North Vietnamese, but that's no big deal. Chongo has faced the North Side Gorillas! Obama can outtalk most people, but that's no big deal. Chongo can outtalk most Orangutans! Hillary has great power suits, but Chongo has style that Bogart would have envied. AND...he has a great sense of humor. A quick re-viewing of this classic short film of Chongo will confirm that our ape for president has all the rhetorical and personal skills needed to serve as commander-in-chief of the USA. Classic Chongo Scene |
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16 Aug 08 - 01:14 PM (#2415476) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Amos Bush has already demonstrted that a chimp in an ugly suit can act social and make a lot of people laugh. No command value there, though. As for Chongo, if he can't even control his own sister, whyw ould anyone think he could direct a big office? A |
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16 Aug 08 - 01:14 PM (#2415477) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor If he is like most Chimps, he can't even command his own bowels and bladder. Its hard to take an official seriously when he has to wear a diaper to go out in public. |
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16 Aug 08 - 01:16 PM (#2415482) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor Its obvious that Chongo cannot be trusted. |
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16 Aug 08 - 01:23 PM (#2415489) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Little Hawk Humph. The usual naysayers and ape-haters are chiming in with their sour grapes, I see. Better watch it, guys. Offensive views of primates like the one in the film I am posting a link to below will NOT be tolerated any longer after Chongo takes up residence in the Oval Office. "At Home With the Poopflingers" |
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16 Aug 08 - 01:39 PM (#2415501) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor I was wondering how long it would be before Chongo's people (ie Little Hawk) would play the species card. |
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16 Aug 08 - 01:51 PM (#2415510) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor Chongo as President. it don't look good!!! |
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16 Aug 08 - 02:00 PM (#2415514) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor Chongo disrespects navy SEAL How can he be Commander in Chief if he doesn't support the troops? |
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16 Aug 08 - 02:04 PM (#2415516) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor Chongo hot tempered? Unfit for command? Maybe its justified. Can anyone translate what the guy said to Chongo? |
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16 Aug 08 - 06:17 PM (#2415643) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Rapparee Can he delegate? Will he support the decisions of his subordinates? Or will he micromanage and pick nits, fail to accept the responsibility for failures and roll around in the glory of successes like a dog in a liquefying squirrel corpse? |
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16 Aug 08 - 06:22 PM (#2415651) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Gurney Fascinating imagery, Rapaire. Now I'll try to forget it. |
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16 Aug 08 - 06:57 PM (#2415681) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor I'm kinda worried about the pooh flinging at the State of the Union. |
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16 Aug 08 - 07:05 PM (#2415687) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Little Hawk "Or will he micromanage and pick nits, fail to accept the responsibility for failures and roll around in the glory of successes like a dog in a liquefying squirrel corpse?" My, my...that's a pretty striking image, Rapaire. ;-D Heh! I've got my fingers crossed on this one. Let me ask you something...do you think Chongo is that immature, vain, and self-centered? Well? Do you? |
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16 Aug 08 - 10:16 PM (#2415790) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Rapparee Sometimes. Everyone does, I guess. At least I've never known anyone who didn't. Probably be really bad for your health if you never did. |
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17 Aug 08 - 12:15 AM (#2415835) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Little Hawk Well, or you'd be a saint. |
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17 Aug 08 - 10:26 AM (#2416026) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Rapparee No, no, I've already achieved that status. |
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17 Aug 08 - 11:21 AM (#2416063) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Amos Except that your version is spelled differently, with the word "Asylum" often appended. A |
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17 Aug 08 - 04:16 PM (#2416253) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Rapparee Actually, I declined the invitation from the Vatican to be "cannonized." At first, you see, I thought it was a spelling error but then found that it wasn't. |
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18 Aug 08 - 01:01 PM (#2416951) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Donuel Until he learns to delegate poo throwing, command is not his strong suit. |
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18 Aug 08 - 03:53 PM (#2417149) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Rapparee My strong suit is Hearts - I'm one heckuva lover. |
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10 Sep 08 - 12:50 PM (#2436370) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Little Hawk Odd that we aren't hearing more about Chongo and the APP campaign lately, isn't it? I think this is conclusive evidence of rank specism on the part of the corporate-controlled media. |
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10 Sep 08 - 01:31 PM (#2436415) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Rapparee That'd be like putting lipstick on a chimp...oh, wait. Chongo wears lipstick all the time. Sorry, I didn't mean to bring up his little "peccadillo" -- the fluffy black dress, the stiletto heels.... |
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10 Sep 08 - 02:21 PM (#2436480) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Little Hawk That's just the sort of thing I mean. How much did "they" pay you to say that, Rapaire? Hmmm? |
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10 Sep 08 - 06:35 PM (#2436756) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Rapparee Who? Paid me?? I'm merely repeating that which has long been discussed in the mean streets of Chicago. You mean I could get some money out of this? |
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10 Sep 08 - 07:04 PM (#2436790) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Bee-dubya-ell The reason we haven't heard much from Chongo lately is that he's been struck dumb in awe of the Republicans' poop-slinging abilities. Poop-slinging is a pretty high-ranking activity in chimp life, you know, and when someone comes along who can sling more poop than an entire troop of chimps, well, it's only natural for a chimp take a break and reevaluate his position. |
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10 Sep 08 - 10:05 PM (#2436915) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Bee-dubya-ell Is it a "troop" of chimps, or a "troupe" of chimps? And if it's "troupe", isn't that just the French way of spellingg "troop"? Of course, we could circumvent the issue entirely and just call it a "shitload" of chimps. "Shitload" works for pretty much anything. |
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10 Sep 08 - 10:36 PM (#2436939) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Rapparee So does "bunch." Like, "Hey, there's a whole bunch of buffalo running at us!" or "I got a bunch of beer. Ya want some?" "Shitload of a bunch" means just what it says. |
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11 Sep 08 - 12:28 AM (#2437024) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Little Hawk The reason you haven't been hearing much about Chongo lately is that the powers that be in the great Redemocrapublicant Duopoly are afraid of his rising tide of support out there. They have pulled strings with the media to blackout news about Chongo. First they tried to derail his campaign with grotesque personal attacks and smear campaigns like GorillaGate and RenataGate, but it didn't work. So now they are simply conducting a total 100% news blackout on anything that Chongo or the APP do or say. Most people, for example, are completely unaware that Chongo is drawing bigger crowds than either Obama or Palin at this point, to say nothing of McCain. Well, McCain doesn't even register on the grapevine. |
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11 Sep 08 - 09:05 AM (#2437250) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Rapparee Where was Chongo born? |
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11 Sep 08 - 09:20 AM (#2437266) Subject: RE: BS: Can Chongo Command? From: Emma B Go Chongo go! |
