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BS: Is England ready for my wife?

19 Aug 08 - 07:33 PM (#2418156)
Subject: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: kendall

My good wife, Jacqui, left for her visit to Old Blighty at 2:30 pm today. Seamus is so depressed, he will mope for at least a week. I hope all you English types realize what a problem it is for Seamus and me to loan her to you for the next three weeks!


19 Aug 08 - 08:00 PM (#2418191)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Rapparee

Kendall, Blighty survived MY wife a couple years ago. Of course, it hasn't been the same since....


19 Aug 08 - 08:55 PM (#2418235)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Sorcha

Kendall, if it can survive ME and YOU at the same time, surely it can survive a native daughter for a few weeks? Now, you and Seamus...that is a different story. I assume you DO know how to run the washer and microwave? Or how to call for take away?


19 Aug 08 - 09:26 PM (#2418260)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)

Seamus may be depressed, but how are YOU, Kendall-me-love?


19 Aug 08 - 10:44 PM (#2418315)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: katlaughing

{{{{{{{{{KENDALL}}}}}}}}}}}}

{{{{{{{{{{{{SEAMUS}}}}}}}}}}}




"Big Hugs!"


20 Aug 08 - 03:46 AM (#2418402)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Morticia

Loan? Loan??? You mean we have to give her back? This requires thinking about, although I hate to think of Seamus moping.


20 Aug 08 - 03:56 AM (#2418406)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Sooz

Looking forward to seeing her at Gainsborough Folk Club next week - why don't you come with her next time, Kendall?


20 Aug 08 - 04:04 AM (#2418408)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: GUEST,Daffy

Hope she packed a canoe, it hasn't stopped raining !

If she meets two Englishmen standing together and they are not talking, it's because nobody has introduced them ! they can be a little standoffish


20 Aug 08 - 06:06 AM (#2418448)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Leadfingers

I hope to drag her off to an Evening Bash tonight ! Report will follow . Dont worry Kendall , we'll look after her for you and Seamus .


20 Aug 08 - 06:49 AM (#2418463)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Rasener

We hope to see her at Faldingworth Live on August 30th 2008 where she will be well looked after. We will try and get some photo's of her and post them up on here. Not the naughty ones though Kendall :-)
Les


20 Aug 08 - 07:14 AM (#2418474)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Becca72

Morty, one look into those big watery baby seal eyes and you'll send Jacqui home.









and the dog really misses her, too. :-)


20 Aug 08 - 07:32 AM (#2418487)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: WalkaboutsVerse

There's been strife in the life of your wife, Kendall?


20 Aug 08 - 07:41 AM (#2418499)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: maeve

How nice that Jacqui can have a visit to her other home, knowing she'll be happy to come Home to her beloved Kendall soon. Likely she'll be glad to see Seamus too.


20 Aug 08 - 08:18 AM (#2418532)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: SINSULL

My post went "walkies".
I was complaining that I have no one to play with. And with Seamus on bed rest I have only the kitties to commiserate with. BIG SIGH


20 Aug 08 - 08:54 AM (#2418555)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Rapparee

Kendall.

Remember these important tips for bachelor cooking:

1. ALWAYS take the TV dinner OUT of the package before microwaving it.
2. Nontoxic in, nontoxic out.


20 Aug 08 - 09:52 AM (#2418601)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: kendall

Have you folks ever wondered how I got on before I met Jacqui?
As for laundry, I was in charge of the ship's laundry back in the mid 50's, and I did my own laundry all the years I was single too.

Food? I'm not a bad cook either.She stuffed both freezers with all kinds of food.


20 Aug 08 - 10:12 AM (#2418621)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: katlaughing

Seamus on bedrest?? This is something new?*bg* I hope he's okay?!!


20 Aug 08 - 11:18 AM (#2418677)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Becca72

Poor ole Seamus has a herniated disc in his neck, Kat.


20 Aug 08 - 02:50 PM (#2418826)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: katlaughing

Oh, no! Poor fellow...how the heck did he...no don't answer that! How do they treat it? Poor Seamus and his mom left him?!

Thanks, Becca.:-)


20 Aug 08 - 03:10 PM (#2418839)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Becca72

No problem. I can empathize with the poor thing (only mine was at L5-S1). They have him on steroids (Prednisone...it worked wonders for me) and they're hoping it will resolve on its own. He's such a sweet boy you just hate to think he doesn't feel well. He was very much enjoying the attention of my nephew's girlfriend the other day, I can tell you. Like father like dog.


20 Aug 08 - 03:16 PM (#2418845)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: katlaughing

Ugh, prednisone can be nasty stuff, though! I've been on it for allergic reactions before. I hope he laps up all the attention he can get and does feel better!


20 Aug 08 - 07:42 PM (#2419082)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: kendall

He has not shown any signs of "roid rage"


20 Aug 08 - 07:52 PM (#2419086)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Leadfingers

First report !! Jacqui has been out in the wilds of Southern England (The Prince Albert in Frieth) and met Marlow Bottom Acoustic Club .
Returned safely to Shepperton , and claims to have enjoyed the evening . She has now heard Dick Frost , Wild Flying Dove , Bubblyrat , Dave and Alison Fenner and several other Folkies of various persuasions . And I Quote - " What a Lovely Start to my trip"


21 Aug 08 - 01:25 AM (#2419214)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Liz the Squeak

Are you bringing her to Towersey or do I miss her again?

LTS


21 Aug 08 - 04:25 AM (#2419259)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: jacqui.c

Hi to all

I've finally got a PC up and working this morning.

Having had a terrific time last night - what wonderful singers they have at Marlow Bottom - I'm off to pick up the grandson and head north to Newark for the next couple of weeks, although I'm planning on taking Lewis off away on adventures during that time.

I'm hoping to try and get to Towersey on the Sunday and don't fret Liz - I shall be doing my best to get to East London at some point.

First off, I have to get orders from my daughter about where I HAVE to be at any given time (i.e. Lewis's birthday party) and then I can plan everything else.

Kendall is quite capable of coping with life on his own but I do miss both him and Seamus. Teleportation would be a great idea for me!


21 Aug 08 - 09:12 AM (#2419351)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: goatfell

I hope she visits the rest of Britain, you know SCOTLAND WALES AND NORTHERN IRELAND too.


21 Aug 08 - 12:11 PM (#2419509)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Donuel

What a delightful thread title.


21 Aug 08 - 02:27 PM (#2419617)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: SINSULL

She misses Kendall and Seamus????? and....?




HARUMPHHHHH!!!!!


21 Aug 08 - 03:57 PM (#2419671)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: jacqui.c

Well, I suppose I miss the old bat as well..............


21 Aug 08 - 04:01 PM (#2419677)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Megan L

Why should she goat Jacqui comes from England and is probably visiting family.


26 Aug 08 - 06:58 AM (#2422302)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Leadfingers

DID you make it to Towersey Jacqui ??


26 Aug 08 - 10:24 AM (#2422452)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: jacqui.c

Didn't make it Terry - just a touch too far to go with the grandson in tow. I will get there one of these years though.


26 Aug 08 - 11:10 AM (#2422485)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Leadfingers

I didnt get there either ! Home from the Ferry Gig at 1725 , but decided that a further 80 mile round trip would NOT be a good idea !


26 Aug 08 - 02:28 PM (#2422653)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: kendall

80 miles? we have driveways longer than that!


26 Aug 08 - 04:12 PM (#2422729)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Becca72

Hell, when I lived in Vermont my commute to work was 90 miles round trip!


26 Aug 08 - 07:24 PM (#2422888)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: kendall

Can you top this?


26 Aug 08 - 07:37 PM (#2422894)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: MaineDog

WOOF!!!
which translated means: " enjoy a change for a change!"
MD


27 Aug 08 - 04:13 AM (#2423100)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Micca

You have to remeber the "Transatlantic rule"
In America a 100 years is a long time
In Britain a 100 miles is a long way


27 Aug 08 - 04:30 AM (#2423104)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: mouldy

When I lived in S. Africa we had about 65 miles (98km) each way twice a week to get to our respective morris practices. Then usually around the same if we had dance-outs.

Having got used to getting into a car and driving fairly hefty distances, I still do around 18000 miles a year. (Given the price of diesel, I am trying to cut down a bit).

Hope Jacqui is having a wonderful time. pity I won't get to thank her in person for the lovely shawl and baby blanket she has graced us with lately.

Andrea


27 Aug 08 - 07:12 AM (#2423174)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: jacqui.c

Anyone who has traveled in Britain knows that 100 miles is a hell of a long way!


27 Aug 08 - 07:22 AM (#2423179)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Rasener

Especially on the M25 :-)


27 Aug 08 - 09:06 AM (#2423255)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: Leadfingers

AND I had just got off a fery in Plymouth and driven over 200 miles to get home !


27 Aug 08 - 12:35 PM (#2423432)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: kendall

That was me, not Jacqui. 7:12 am


27 Aug 08 - 12:53 PM (#2423453)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: SINSULL

Please use a consistent name or you may find your posts being deleted.
Clone Wannabee






Hi Captain! I called this morning but you were out or avoiding me.
SINS


27 Aug 08 - 04:39 PM (#2423657)
Subject: RE: BS: Is England ready for my wife?
From: kendall

Could have been both.
ref my post, I was on Jacqui's confuser