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BS: Where's Jack???

20 Aug 08 - 12:49 AM (#2418359)
Subject: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Phot

Last heard of in Scotland, and threatining to make his way south again. But the drunken boozehound seems to have slipped off the radar recently. Does anyone know where he is?

As much as he's a pain in the proverbials, I would quite like to see him again, and Joline is getting lonley on the back of the sofa without him!

Wassail!! Chris


20 Aug 08 - 12:59 AM (#2418364)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Sorcha

Hell, man, I thought he was still in Iceland! No?
Is Jack 'postable'? Perish the thought.


20 Aug 08 - 01:06 AM (#2418365)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Severn

Post-stable is more like it, Sorcha.

And much too well preserved in alchohol to be very perishable.


20 Aug 08 - 04:02 AM (#2418407)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Micca

I understood he was in Scotland in the vicinity of Speyside working on his PhD thesis on "The effects of aging on some Single Malt Whiskys" and the aging effect of a Cetain Boozehound on those daft enough to take in (and in their turn be taken in) by him.
Sláinte Máth


20 Aug 08 - 04:06 AM (#2418409)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Megan L

Jack is recovering from a silver weddingand chasing somethin roon the Ring O Brodgar. Please do not ask what it was a most unfortunate incident with definate diplomatic repercussions wie the peedie fowk. He has two choices, either he can hitch a lift home wie Lady P in October or if he finds the Highland Park someone can send me an address and he will be dispatched before he drinks the place dry.


20 Aug 08 - 07:28 AM (#2418482)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: GUEST,Phot at work

I'll PM you my address when I get home today, thanks Megan.

Just how much has he drunk????????????

Wassail!! Chris


20 Aug 08 - 07:44 AM (#2418502)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Leadfingers

How much has he drunk ? ALL of it I expect !


20 Aug 08 - 09:27 AM (#2418579)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: SINSULL

We have a 30 year old bottle of single malt which we expect to break open post-Getaway. Any chance Jack will make it across the pond and spend a night or two with our dancing chicken?
SINS


20 Aug 08 - 09:38 AM (#2418587)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Rapparee

Gluon is coming to Getaway, humping Amos's leg from SoCal to Maryland. The Gluonettes are hanging around the Accelerator Lab here, sucking up nuclear stuff like mad according to my friends who inhabit the place.


20 Aug 08 - 09:55 AM (#2418602)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: MMario

May all the hairy little gods help us if Jack and Gluon get together!


20 Aug 08 - 11:59 AM (#2418694)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: lady penelope

"either he can hitch a lift home wie Lady P in October "

Eh?!?! But I'm travelling alone! Do EasyJet take BioHazard containers...???


20 Aug 08 - 03:58 PM (#2418880)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: skarpi

hmmm hmmmm hmmmmm Jack is sober my friends , the trolls teach him well
he is in good hands so dont worry ,.

Atb Skarpi


20 Aug 08 - 04:33 PM (#2418902)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Severn

Taught by trolls, eh?


I hope it wasn't Carole, The Ancient Yuetide Troll or "Highway Pat" Troll, the retired cop. I know them well, and they're both lushes, definitely "out-of-con" Trolls at best. The type of chums you should be trolling for rockfish with.


20 Aug 08 - 04:41 PM (#2418907)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: lady penelope

You have met Megan, haven't you Skarpi???


20 Aug 08 - 04:44 PM (#2418911)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Megan L

Lady P you will be in sooooooooo much bother dear girl when we meet :)


20 Aug 08 - 06:26 PM (#2419028)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Liz the Squeak

Don't say I have to put him through FLUSH again?! After all that money I spent on him.... You owe me big time you know.... I'm STILL finding strange bottles in funny places...

LTS


20 Aug 08 - 06:36 PM (#2419041)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: catspaw49

-Off somewhere perhaps?

Spaw


21 Aug 08 - 04:27 PM (#2419694)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: gnu

You'll have to be less subtle, Spaw, to get a rise.


21 Aug 08 - 04:34 PM (#2419699)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: MMario

You call that subtle?


21 Aug 08 - 04:56 PM (#2419715)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: catspaw49

Hell gnu, Jack may already have a rise...........

Spaw


21 Aug 08 - 04:57 PM (#2419716)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Megan L

You are all so going to get skelped now BEHAVE


21 Aug 08 - 05:18 PM (#2419734)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Phot

Why? Jack doesn't!! *g*

Wassail!! Chris


22 Aug 08 - 06:41 AM (#2419967)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: gnu

I'll bet he is now.


22 Aug 08 - 12:21 PM (#2420147)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Megan L

Jack is a very well behaved pup now apart from the unfortunate incident wie Floppy George who turned out to be Floppy Georgette :)Mind you the wee pup sleeping in the basket in front of the telly is kinda cute considering its parentage.


22 Aug 08 - 01:50 PM (#2420218)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: gnu

Told yas Jack was behaving... now.


22 Aug 08 - 02:11 PM (#2420236)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: SINSULL

I wonder how he and Alice would get along???? He probably wouldn't even notice if she peed on him.


22 Aug 08 - 02:19 PM (#2420238)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: gnu

You are so skelped.


22 Aug 08 - 02:46 PM (#2420244)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Megan L

Jack is heading south he got a polis escort aff the island and is banned from returning


22 Aug 08 - 05:33 PM (#2420328)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Phot

I wondered why the Police helicopter was hovering overhead, and a nuclear transporter train turned uup at the station!

Wassail!! chris


18 Jan 09 - 09:24 PM (#2542716)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Sorcha

So, is Jack STILL in Iceland???? Where IS Jack???? Has skarpi dognapped him?


19 Jan 09 - 11:16 AM (#2543108)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: SINSULL

Is he being held hostage? What's the ransom?


19 Jan 09 - 11:20 AM (#2543113)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: maeve

Phot has the little rascal in tow.


19 Jan 09 - 11:42 AM (#2543131)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: John MacKenzie

He's gone home to his Mummy and Daddy.


19 Jan 09 - 11:48 AM (#2543140)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Micca

Back in the booze-up of his family!


19 Jan 09 - 12:01 PM (#2543160)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Amos

He's gone home to his Mummy and Daddy.

...

Back in the booze-up of his family!


Are we talking abouty Jack or George here?


A


19 Jan 09 - 01:14 PM (#2543229)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: John MacKenzie

Well I know which one's arse, my hand has been up.


19 Jan 09 - 07:01 PM (#2543517)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Liz the Squeak

Along with so many people Giok... so many, many people!

Incidentally, he is taking after his great uncle and leaving parts of his accoutrements about the country. I found his mediaeval kit today and will try to arrange its return...

Does he have both his sweaters and his MBS TShirt still?

LTS


19 Jan 09 - 09:30 PM (#2543627)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Rapparee

I don't know Jack.


20 Jan 09 - 05:50 AM (#2543779)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: catspaw49

I've heard you're quite well versed in Shit however..........................

Spaw


20 Jan 09 - 06:26 AM (#2543806)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: John MacKenzie

Hee hee, thanks Spaw, coming from the master, I'd take that as a compliment.