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BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes

30 Aug 08 - 01:10 AM (#2426081)
Subject: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

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These are not for the easily offended.

In bad taste: John McCain's ten worst jokes

I found them in a link on one of Amos' posts. They are pretty disgusting and I didn't want to pollute anyone else's thread with them.


30 Aug 08 - 07:49 AM (#2426184)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: Andrez

Yep, as you said they are pretty disgusting and not even worth keeping here! Just like the entire interminable and excruciating American Electoral process that seems to be taking up most of the media,s time and space.

Cheers,

Andrez


30 Aug 08 - 09:01 AM (#2426208)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: McGrath of Harlow

Delightful man, isn't he?


30 Aug 08 - 09:29 AM (#2426219)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: Donuel

1986 jokes

those were the day my friends

off color remarks in boring meetings can come from anyone and are more about the situation than the morals of the joke teller.

But lets hang McCain anyway ;/[


30 Aug 08 - 09:34 AM (#2426222)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: john f weldon

No worse than lots of filmies and folkies. But I probably wouldn't want them ruling the world either.


30 Aug 08 - 09:39 AM (#2426226)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko

Only a Republican would still use a word like "trollop". He lives in a different century than the rest of the world, as do the rest of the conservative lemmings.


30 Aug 08 - 09:44 AM (#2426227)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: bobad

Jokes? What jokes?


30 Aug 08 - 10:09 AM (#2426237)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

The Times.uk Hannah Strange seems to have a unique take on things, insightful and amusing.


18 Oct 08 - 02:04 PM (#2469261)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: GUEST,Jason U

What's the difference between Obama and Stevie Wonder?

Stevie Wonder has a better chance of seeing the inside of the Oval Office !


18 Oct 08 - 02:42 PM (#2469287)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: gnu

Called his wife a cunt? As a joke? I find that a bit hard to believe... that anyone would write that.


18 Oct 08 - 02:43 PM (#2469290)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: Alice

Believe that he did say it, when he was angry at her. Witnesses confirmed they heard it.


18 Oct 08 - 02:50 PM (#2469292)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: heric

Unrevealed witnesses who are allegedly reporters supposedly witnessed, but can't or won't reveal themselves. This according to a guy who wrote a smear book, looking for attention. I don't believe the story, or he would name the witnesses, or they would come forth on their own with yea's or nays.


18 Oct 08 - 02:58 PM (#2469295)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: Alice

He has repeatedly been asked to deny this-asked out right did you call your wife these things-and he refuses to deny it. His excuse for the comment-he was tired and it had been a long day. Cindy McCain has never denied the story and none of the reporters involved have either


18 Oct 08 - 03:01 PM (#2469297)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: gnu

Ah... again, today, just like yesterday and the day before, that's not what I said. I think it's time for me to crawl back in my little hole and pull the wool over my eyes.

I think I will concentrate on Canuck politics and humourous threads... oh... yeah... that didn't work either. Maybe You Tube... gnightgnu.


18 Oct 08 - 03:09 PM (#2469300)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: heric

(I got the joke gnu. It was good.)


18 Oct 08 - 03:13 PM (#2469302)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: heric

I read that he did deny it flat out: "Never happened" is the quote I read.

There were witnesses - journalists - but their identity must be kept secret why?


18 Oct 08 - 05:41 PM (#2469397)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: Bill D

If even 6-7 of those are accurately reported, it does show something about the man.

I have said for years that if I want to really understand a man, I will find out what he laughs at.

This does not 'necessarily' mean he is dumb, incompetent, or can't lead...it just means I worry about his judgment in various important issues.

*IF* McCain told joke #1, or referred to his wife that way, I would suspect a general bad attitude about women.


18 Oct 08 - 08:03 PM (#2469481)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: Peace

They ain't jokes. Jokes are funny.

The reference to Chelsea Clinton in "joke" four is sufficient cause in some parts of the world--this country being one of those parts--to have a close family member punch his testes up his throat.


19 Oct 08 - 08:08 AM (#2469791)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: RangerSteve

I agree about the Chelsea remark. Chelsea didn't choose to be a public figure. The remark sounds like a 12 year old's idea of a joke. I expect a lot more maturity from politicians.


19 Oct 08 - 10:06 AM (#2469869)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: Bill D

I don't think McCain even vaguely comprehends the power of the internet/WWW and the news media to find, reference and circulate almost anything he has said in 20-30 years.


19 Oct 08 - 10:22 AM (#2469878)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: Greg F.

The worst McCain joke is the man himself. Second worst is his running mate.

Bad jokes both.


19 Oct 08 - 05:24 PM (#2470216)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

McCain's ten worst jokes?

Just one question.......What number is Sarah Palin?

Don T.


19 Oct 08 - 10:25 PM (#2470398)
Subject: RE: BS: McCain's ten worst Jokes
From: Peace

"Take the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper."