To Thread - Forum Home

The Mudcat Café TM
https://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=114039
13 messages

BS: Today's chuckle

03 Sep 08 - 10:13 AM (#2429801)
Subject: BS: Today's chuckle
From: kendall

I just got an email from Tom Paxton, and this is too good to not share; "George Bush is anti semantic".


03 Sep 08 - 10:18 AM (#2429806)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: Donuel

What does that mean? It means anti meaning or rather the antithetical side of meaning and understanding. You know, meaningless.

On PBS the Republican talking head said the GWB's convention comments were "strange" without meaning" and unusual.
"Angry Liberals" I think was a phrase that is to rally the base but George was certainly in nonsequitor land last night.


03 Sep 08 - 10:34 AM (#2429819)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: Stilly River Sage

They said that on Diane Rehm (NPR) this morning also--the Republican response to Democratic observations that they've put a way-under-qualified candidate in the VP slot is to rave against the "media and the angry left."

Now WHY, oh WHY, would the Left be angry? Why would the media question her credentials? It's so unreasonable, to hear them tell it, when they're not waving the flag in listener's ears and faces.

SRS


03 Sep 08 - 10:42 AM (#2429824)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: John MacKenzie

I thought he liked juice.

JM


03 Sep 08 - 11:22 AM (#2429881)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: kendall

I'm a "Yellow dog" democrat but I am disgusted by all these comments about Palin's daughter.

Donuel, analyzing a joke to see why it's funny is like disecting a frog to see why it jumps.You may learn something in the process, but it is very hard on the subject.


04 Sep 08 - 04:02 AM (#2430598)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: The Fooles Troupe

... especially if you want to see it jump a second time, kendall...


04 Sep 08 - 07:34 AM (#2430685)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: kendall

" I think I may be turning gay". He said, half in Ernest


04 Sep 08 - 07:39 AM (#2430687)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: Midchuck

"...and not only gay, but into necrophilia" he said, in dead Ernest.

P.


04 Sep 08 - 07:51 AM (#2430701)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: Dave the Gnome

Did you know that if you cut a frogs legs off it goes deaf? I tried it the other day - No matter how loud I shouted jump, it couldn't hear me!

:D


04 Sep 08 - 08:45 AM (#2430743)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: topical tom

Way down yonder in the yankety-yank
       A bullfrog jumped from bank to bank...

Dave, I think he should have been in the yankety-yank(or maybe he was a cow-frog?).


04 Sep 08 - 10:52 AM (#2430853)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: Georgiansilver

Not gay but into flaggelation, necrophylia and bestiality..... do you think I am flogging a dead horse??


04 Sep 08 - 09:49 PM (#2431458)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: GUEST,Mrrzy

Two good ones from Wil: calling evangelists Evangenitals, and wondering, if McCain loses, will America become an Obamanation (pron. Abomination)?

Two maggots were fighting in dead Ernest is Eskimo.


04 Sep 08 - 10:32 PM (#2431484)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: Donuel

Gee you guys should make a Wii game based on your gay necrophilia bestiality frog and horse show.

the kids will love it.