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BS: Bobert's Birthday

05 Sep 08 - 12:19 PM (#2431932)
Subject: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Peace

HA! Thought I left Suit off the title, huh?

Today is THE day. I know it's my buddy's birthday, but I have NO idea how old he is. This is kinda like guessing how many jelly beans are in the jar or grains of sand on a beach or stars in the sky. I mean, he's a blues man, y'know? Thay ALL look older 'n dirt.

Buddy, I hope ya don't get ticked at me for this. If you do, just think of it as one of life's little bumps.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOBERT


Bruce


05 Sep 08 - 12:22 PM (#2431933)
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From: Jean(eanjay)

He looks quite young to me in the photo; unless of course that's an old one.

Happy birthday from not so sunny Yorkshire.


05 Sep 08 - 12:23 PM (#2431934)
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From: jacqui.c

WE share a name (my maiden name was Harrison) and you share a birthday with my son! (I think you may have a few years on him though.)

Many happy returns Mr Harrison.

Live long, die happy.


05 Sep 08 - 12:24 PM (#2431938)
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From: beardedbruce

Happy Birthday!


I hope I'll see ( and hear ) you at the Getaway- but IBEX launch is 5 October right now.


05 Sep 08 - 12:26 PM (#2431940)
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From: open mike

my musical partner here is named Bob Harrison--
his nick name is buckwheat.

i hope your birthday is good and that
you enjoy your day.

son of Hare?
son of Harris?

i alwyas enjoy your posts


05 Sep 08 - 12:28 PM (#2431945)
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From: Ebbie

He is but a veritable kid. Bluesmen take on the angst of the world and it makes them look old before their time. *g* Happy Birthday, m'dear!


05 Sep 08 - 12:59 PM (#2431971)
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From: John MacKenzie

Yo bro, high fives and felicityationing from Scotland.
Keep layin' it down Bow Bare.
oh and Happy birthday you fine bluesman.

JM


05 Sep 08 - 01:02 PM (#2431974)
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From: SINSULL

Happy Birthday, bobert.


05 Sep 08 - 01:22 PM (#2432003)
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From: kendall

Did they keep records back then? hehehe


05 Sep 08 - 01:24 PM (#2432008)
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From: maeve

I'm happy to be celebrating your birth.

Happy Birthday from Maine!


05 Sep 08 - 01:35 PM (#2432014)
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From: frogprince

Lord, Lord, I got the Bobert's Birthday Blues...

Have a good'n'!

Is there any impending danger of another CD yet? I've got another killer title for ya, and so far as I can tell from Google this one has never been used before.   Dean


05 Sep 08 - 01:54 PM (#2432026)
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From: gnu

Haaaaappy b... that's enough of that... neighbour dogs are starting to bark.

Have a great day eh!!!

Gary


05 Sep 08 - 01:54 PM (#2432027)
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From: Beer

Happy Birthday from Quebec.
Beer (adrien)


05 Sep 08 - 01:59 PM (#2432032)
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From: Charmion

Happy birthday, Bobert -- who knew you were a Virgo too? I would never have guessed.


05 Sep 08 - 02:02 PM (#2432038)
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From: rumanci

....when he woke up this morning.......

Did he remember it was his birthday ?

Greetings from the U.K. too Bobert

rum


05 Sep 08 - 02:22 PM (#2432053)
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From: GUEST,CLETUS HARDDINGER

Juz fuk y'all an yer birthday. I bin meenin ta rite to ya cuz me an Paw ar reel pisst affer thet biznez deel we dun with yu. I ainta shittin heer neether. Me an Paw dun got fukt over and thatz fer tru. We delivert all 300 casez of Iron City to yu and we loded up them hunnert boxs whut yu sed eech had 5000 Martin soundholes in em. Wen we got home we opent them up an ever dam wun wuz emtee. So yu juz git yer sorry ass out sumwairz an bend over an git tu fukn yerself with a lit up birthday candul.

CLETUS


05 Sep 08 - 02:26 PM (#2432059)
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From: Peace

LOL

If he lights the candles, he'd better notify the fire department FIRST!


05 Sep 08 - 02:29 PM (#2432065)
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From: Megan L

Awra best lad
frae
Dauvitt and his Meg


05 Sep 08 - 02:37 PM (#2432075)
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From: Amos

HEy, now--I watched him pack those soundholes and they were in perfect, circular-void condition when those crates were sealed up. So if you lost them by opening the crates under uncontrolled conditions, you have only yourselves to blame. You know darn well you're supposed to have one Martin with no soundhole in it for each arriving soundhole, standing within three meters of the crate when you open it, so the holes will nest correctly. If you didn't do that you're damn lucky your roof isn't looking like Swiss cheese about now.


A


05 Sep 08 - 03:02 PM (#2432101)
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From: Bobert

Sorry, Cletus, but I knowed that you was gonna pull yer usual and trade me a bunch o' Iron City that had not opnly been frozed but was a year past it's sell-by date so ya' know that devisible ink that you can buy down at Mack's Magic Mart??? Well, seein' as I knowed what you boyz was up to I mixed in some of that devisable stuff with them sound holes so they'd start devisin' once we loaded the sumabiches up and sho nuff, they did...

Sell me 3 hunnert cases of froxed stale beer, will ya'???

You ain't dealin' with no bored last night hillbilly here, Clet... Okay, maybe you are 'casue las night I watched the the football game and it was stinked and then I watched that Mack Kane feller and he weren't no better but better than that foorball game... Hey, you see his new girlfriend in the TeeVee the night before??? She rite purdy fir a Laskin womanz...

Ahhhh, now back to them holes... You bring me some unfrozed good Iron City and I'll fix ya' up with the deviser reviser stuff... Until then you jus' yell Paw that this ol' hillbilly got a candle fir him, too, ya' hear???

Boberdz


05 Sep 08 - 03:05 PM (#2432103)
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From: Lizzie Cornish 1

Happy 21st Bobs!

I baked it, special. :0)


05 Sep 08 - 03:07 PM (#2432106)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Peace

Ya want the stale beer before or after it's been processed?


05 Sep 08 - 03:17 PM (#2432116)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Peace

OK, Bobert. here's the deal, Dobsie. In your honour I am going to drink some beer and keep the outflow if ya catch my drift. It'll have to be a time when I do not have fire responsibilities and have a few days afterwards to convince the judge I was only having fun. I don't quite know how to send the product, but we'll find a way. Anything to help a friend. In fact, perhaps we could get others to contribute also. I'm sure--lookin' at the people who've posted here--that you'll get contaminants from single malt beverages, but perhaps there's a way to filter that out.


05 Sep 08 - 03:18 PM (#2432117)
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From: Ebbie

In one of those freebie newsmags I saw an ad that offered: "26 postholes Cheap'.

Is that in the order of what you promised, BeauBear? You deliver, OK?


05 Sep 08 - 03:29 PM (#2432125)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Peace

Uh, Bobert, a friend who will remain unnamed has asked me to ask you if they test for illegal substances when mixtures of this nature are sent across international borders. He is worried there might be traces of Delta 911 (wink, wink) in his urine and he'd like to know if there's any way to trace the particular donor from which it came. (Well, maybe trace is the wrong word. I know this guy and there may be amounts of it in his urine such that some soaked up by a cigarette paper and rolled around tobacco would send yer average person to change spark plugs on Pluto if ya catch my drift . . . .

Back to you, buddy.


05 Sep 08 - 03:30 PM (#2432127)
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From: alanabit

Happy Birthday Bobert - one of our maddest and one of our best. May there be many more.


05 Sep 08 - 03:55 PM (#2432147)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: John MacKenzie

I have a Martin sound hole on a shelf here, engraved with the date I did the tour of the factory.. Maybe that's where they all goed, to us tourists.

XG


05 Sep 08 - 04:03 PM (#2432153)
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From: GUEST,lox

Hey Bobert,

All the best from me too.

My Bday is on the 4th November!

I hope we'll be celebrating then too!


05 Sep 08 - 04:10 PM (#2432157)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Peace

Damned straight we will.


05 Sep 08 - 04:19 PM (#2432169)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Bobert

Well, first of all, thankee, Lizzie... Now for Paw, Reg and Cletus... Ya' see that white foam on top o' that beer??? That's means it ain't tale or been frozed so next time ya'll want to make a deal fir some holes then it better have that white foam on top 'er it's no deal...

As fir Delta, Brucie... I'd dtay away from them... I flewed on that airplane and ya' knopw the lady at the counter??? Well, she took my bag and when I got to Memphis I couldn't find her or my bag... Glad I carried my geetar and its hole with me on that Delta airplane 'er she prolly woulda made off with it too...

And as fir that beer pee, maybe Paw got some use fir it... Like do what he did las' time and fill 3 hunnert cases of it in Iron City bottles an' try to trade them to me fir some handcrafted Martin holes...

Boberdz

Oh yeah... Thankee everybuddy fir all these birthday things...

Sniff... Makes me all weepy...


05 Sep 08 - 09:01 PM (#2432326)
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From: JennieG

Bobert, birthday wishes from sunny Oz too! well that is to say, it's not sunny right now....it's raining pussies and poodles and blowing howling wind too......but it's a nice lovely day coz it's your birthday, right? and birthdays are always nice.

Cheers
JennieG


06 Sep 08 - 12:00 AM (#2432370)
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From: katlaughing

Happy BIrthday, Bobert, sorry I am late! Really glad you are here and may you have a wonderful year and many more to come!

luvyakat


06 Sep 08 - 12:03 AM (#2432372)
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From: Peace

"it's raining pussies"

Only in Oz . . . .


06 Sep 08 - 03:39 AM (#2432430)
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From: Sandra in Sydney

not this part of Oz

sandra (ps. happy birfday, Bobert)


06 Sep 08 - 08:26 AM (#2432526)
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From: JennieG

Peace, some folks might say "raining cats and dogs" but we Ozzies have a more picturesque way of expressing ourselves.

Cheers
JennieG.......who always tries to speak correctly but can't resist having fun with words!


06 Sep 08 - 08:34 AM (#2432530)
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From: GUEST,Dani

wowwwww. I'm thinking Bobert might be celebrating in oz next year......

Happy Birthday! You have the whole weekend to celebrate, and hopefully nothing to do but stay in and enjoy it : )

I'm glad you're here.

Dani


06 Sep 08 - 09:14 AM (#2432548)
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From: catspaw49

Well Shit-Fire............I'm sorry that Jennie explained that but better now than after I ordered the Qantas tickets for Peace and I.

Raining pussies..............Wow, that'd be something to see! Really amazing too! I know I'd be staring up with my mouth hanging open in amazemwnt.......or something..........

Spaw


06 Sep 08 - 09:21 AM (#2432551)
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From: John MacKenzie

You'd be licking your lips Spaw.

XG


06 Sep 08 - 02:09 PM (#2432719)
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From: Severn

Time again for harrissin' Mr. Harrison!

Happy Rirthday, Bobert!

and "Go Senators!"


06 Sep 08 - 04:09 PM (#2432794)
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From: fat B****rd

All The Best Bobert from Charlie.


06 Sep 08 - 04:13 PM (#2432802)
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From: Bobert

Friggin' A, Severn... Go Senators!!!

(Ahhhh, Bobz... the Senators did just that...)

Oh??? I thought somethin' was missin'...

Go Redskins then... They ain't gone yet, are they???

B~


06 Sep 08 - 05:54 PM (#2432854)
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From: Severn

The Redskins,gone? Judging from Thursday's game, they haven't even arrived yet, Bobert!


06 Sep 08 - 05:59 PM (#2432857)
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From: Bobert

Were those the Redskins I was watchin' Thursday night, Sevz??? Woulda fooled me...


06 Sep 08 - 06:51 PM (#2432892)
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From: Peace

A year older and a year sassier.


06 Sep 08 - 06:54 PM (#2432896)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: catspaw49

Ya' know, I been thinking about this all day and I tell ya' what........On my next birthday could y'all get together and send me somewhere it IS raining pussies?

Spaw


06 Sep 08 - 06:58 PM (#2432901)
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From: John MacKenzie

Cat a tonic huh?

JM


06 Sep 08 - 07:37 PM (#2432924)
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From: The Fooles Troupe

Woo Hoo!


07 Sep 08 - 12:34 AM (#2433085)
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From: Janie

Chiming in late, dear friend, but the wishes are no less heartfelt for it. May you know peace and many blessings in the coming year.

Happy Birthday.

Janie


07 Sep 08 - 10:37 AM (#2433257)
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From: wysiwyg

Well, by now it ought to have been a happy one. If not-- remediate at once!

~S~


07 Sep 08 - 12:43 PM (#2433363)
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From: karen k

Sorry to be late but my birthday wish is still from the heart. Happy Birthday. Savor it for as long as you can get away with it.

karen


07 Sep 08 - 05:33 PM (#2433575)
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From: GUEST,Rapaire

Happy Day!

Don't go down to the Caverns in the middle of night, dude.


07 Sep 08 - 05:35 PM (#2433579)
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From: Bobert

Okay, Rap... The close 'um at 5:00 pm after Labor Day anyway...


07 Sep 08 - 11:12 PM (#2433783)
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From: KT

Bobert's birthday? COOL! I'm just now seeing this Bobert, but am sending good wishes to you all the same! Celebrate! Have a great year!
KT


08 Sep 08 - 12:58 AM (#2433812)
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From: Claymore

While I have pretty much stayed off the net due to the number of family obligations to be met (parents passing on, grand kids arriving, and losing my youngest daughter's fiance), I still remember your kindness in showing up at my bedside at the Martinsburg VA during my heart attack in '03. I wish you the best in continuing good health, and if you gain or lose family members, may the season be right.


08 Sep 08 - 07:54 AM (#2433951)
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From: Bobert

Wow!!!

A couple of real wonderful belated B-Day presents!!! KT abnd Claymore on the same day!!! Can't get any better than that!!!

Yo, Claymore, I'm real sorry to hear of the of your losses... I lost my dad since the last you were around here... My mom, bless her heart, is still going strong at 89... And, man, what a bummer about about your daughter's finance... But it's real good to know that yer still out there kickin' up some dust... I moved outta Wes Ginny 3 years ago to a farm outside Luray, Va... Went back to C-Town a few months ago and couldn't believe all the new stuff... Hope ya' stick around this time... We have an election to wrangle over... lol... But really, good to have you back... Yer okay in my book even if you, like me, can be a knothead...lol...

And, KT... I almost passed on the Getaway seein' as I weren't gonna have you 'round to fire from the band...lol... No actually, I had you penciled in with the Boberdettes and was plannin' on bringing another peacock feather fir ya... Don't ask... See "Bobert's Blues Band" thread if ya' can find it...

B~


04 Sep 15 - 06:43 PM (#3735438)
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From: freda underhill

Hey - it's already September 5th here in Oz, and that means it's.....





Bobert's birthday!

happy birthday to one talented, funny and clever man!

x


04 Sep 15 - 07:10 PM (#3735443)
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From: Leadfingers

10 minutes into the 5th in UK !! Many Happies mate !!


04 Sep 15 - 09:35 PM (#3735473)
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From: GUEST,Rapparee

Happy? You're a year older. So much of your life is over....


05 Sep 15 - 01:28 AM (#3735494)
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From: Megan L

Have a good one lad


05 Sep 15 - 04:55 AM (#3735518)
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From: wysiwyg

This is the birthday where you get to quit aging you know. So please decide that.

~Susan


05 Sep 15 - 11:20 AM (#3735587)
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From: Stilly River Sage

Bobert, I miss seeing you around here on a regular basis. Are you making any more CDs? I love the one I have! Happy Birthday!


05 Sep 15 - 12:32 PM (#3735607)
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From: fat B****rd

Happy Birthday, Bobster.


05 Sep 15 - 06:14 PM (#3735659)
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From: kendall

Have a funny one old buddy. I wish you would come back.


05 Sep 15 - 09:26 PM (#3735683)
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From: ChanteyLass

Happy birthday from me, too, Bobert!


06 Sep 15 - 03:34 AM (#3735714)
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From: Sandra in Sydney

me, too!

& I miss you, too!!

sandra


06 Sep 15 - 05:01 AM (#3735725)
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From: Janie

Happy belated, Bobert. Looking forward to seeing you soon.


06 Sep 15 - 12:00 PM (#3735823)
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From: maeve

You'll get a warm welcome when you visit, Janie. Please give them both a hug from me. :)


06 Sep 15 - 02:11 PM (#3735854)
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From: Big Al Whittle

many happiness attend on thee my liege!


06 Sep 15 - 11:59 PM (#3735946)
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From: JennieG

We all miss you, Bobert! Best wishes for many more trips round the sun.


07 Sep 15 - 11:37 PM (#3736161)
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From: Severn

Yet another set of good wishes for the day and following year.


08 Sep 15 - 11:08 AM (#3736254)
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From: Amos

Dang, Bobert. Why do you keep having these things? Hope it was a happy day for you, just like tomorrow and the day after!