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BS: Right Royal party night

12 Sep 08 - 06:32 AM (#2438193)
Subject: BS: Right Royal party night
From: Emma B

Did you order 2,000 pints of lager, ma'am?

'Perhaps tourists at Windsor Castle thought the Queen was having a party when a lorry carrying 12 barrels of lager pulled up outside her Berkshire home.
But after confusion among staff at the royal residence, it emerged the 2,000 pints were destined for a pub with the same name five miles away. Misko Coric, manager of the Windsor Castle pub in Maidenhead, said the beer, ordered for the England v Croatia football match, finally turned up three hours late.
He said: "We have received mail for the royal household here before but I think this is the first time they have received anything meant for us." '

News in Brief today's Guardian

Is there a song in there?


12 Sep 08 - 08:58 AM (#2438258)
Subject: RE: BS: Right Royal party night
From: Charley Noble

After quaffing 2000 pints of lager Her Majesty should indeed be addressed as Your Highness!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


12 Sep 08 - 09:24 AM (#2438288)
Subject: RE: BS: Right Royal party night
From: Michael

"Someone shouted 'Macintyre!'
And We all got blue blind paralytic drunk
When Windsor Castle caught fire"

The Royal 'We' of course!

Mike


12 Sep 08 - 02:39 PM (#2438593)
Subject: RE: BS: Right Royal party night
From: gnu

After 12 bbl of lager, the Royal Wee, of course.


12 Sep 08 - 04:35 PM (#2438699)
Subject: RE: BS: Right Royal party night
From: Michael

Now that's just taking the piss, gnu.

Mike


12 Sep 08 - 04:52 PM (#2438719)
Subject: RE: BS: Right Royal party night
From: Richard Bridge

Most pubs don't have deliveries in 20 gallon barrels.


12 Sep 08 - 07:07 PM (#2438827)
Subject: RE: BS: Right Royal party night
From: Geoff the Duck

But 13 casks of 18 gallons would be somewhere near the general inaccuracy of newspaper stories.
I expect the pub wasn't exactly 5 miles away (as the drunken crow flies) either...
I am wondering how beer could arrive three hours too late for a football match? Do they wait until the crowd of drunks arrive at the pub and then phone the lager brewery? I expect it takes some time to feed the proper beer to the donkey and collect the lager that comes out of the other end.
Quack!
GtD.


13 Sep 08 - 08:29 AM (#2439111)
Subject: RE: BS: Right Royal party night
From: Michael

I don't think it gets even that close to real beer, Geoff

Mike