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16 Sep 08 - 05:38 AM (#2441868) Subject: BS: Relationships Within the LHC Explained From: Paul Burke Research with the Large Hardon Collider The purpose of the Large Hardon Collider (LHC) is to investigate the interaction of fundamental particles (and marticles). In this case, the particles under consideration are the womon and the garcon (1). There are many possible interactions, depending on charge, spin, strangeness and charm, but this study illustrates one common mode of interaction, in which both particles possess moderate charm (2)(3). Results are observed using a Collidoscope, using a process known as Peer Review. The womon emits comeons, while the garcon emits hitons. If the interaction is not aborted by a passon (4) , a turnon- hardon pair is created. With removal of a kiton, the pair fuses to creat a passion (4). Numbers of leptons, rollons, and downons (5) are created. Eventually the passion moderates to form a geton (6), which is often stabilised by a parson introducing a ringon (7). Multiple generation II womons and garcons may be produced. Diagrammatically: womon -- comeon -->--XXX--<--hiton--garcon /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ turnon hardon \ / \ / \ / \ / passion ----->------ -kiton /|\ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ lepton rollon downon \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / geton | | ringon -------<------- parson /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ womon garcon The symmetry and self- sustainability of the interaction is obvious. Note 1: The LHC is partly in France. The Dutch proposed zoon for this particle. Note 2: Terminology is still developing in this field. For example, a parton is a womon with high charm, while a garcon with low charm and high strangeness is often referred to as a whoreson. Note 3: For alternative modes of interaction, consider two garcons with inverted spin exchanging hitons via a colon. Note 4: There is scope for much confusion in the similarity of the nomenclature used for these particles. Note 5: Downons are created in high energy interactions, and also sometimes when the womon absorbs a tampon. Note 6: This stage is not always achieved, especially if pre- empted by the production of a cheaton. Note 7: The ringon is thought to inhibit cheatons. |
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16 Sep 08 - 05:59 AM (#2441882) Subject: RE: BS: Relationships Within the LHC Explained From: Newport Boy Beautiful!! Explains everything I ever wanted to know. Phil |
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16 Sep 08 - 06:01 AM (#2441885) Subject: RE: BS: Relationships Within the LHC Explained From: Les in Chorlton Paul, brilliant, time well spent which is not often true here abouts L in C |
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16 Sep 08 - 06:44 AM (#2441912) Subject: RE: BS: Relationships Within the LHC Explained From: Keith A of Hertford Outstanding! |
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16 Sep 08 - 06:47 AM (#2441916) Subject: RE: BS: Relationships Within the LHC Explained From: fat B****rd Thank you, Paul, beautifully thought out and presented. I shall sleep easier tonight. I would have to sgree with Les,though sometimes the time badly spent here is mine. |
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16 Sep 08 - 09:27 AM (#2441963) Subject: RE: BS: Relationships Within the LHC Explained From: artbrooks Keyboard cleaning time! |
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16 Sep 08 - 10:16 AM (#2442018) Subject: RE: BS: Relationships Within the LHC Explained From: Bryn Pugh AFA |
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16 Sep 08 - 10:37 AM (#2442037) Subject: RE: BS: Relationships Within the LHC Explained From: katlaughing LMAO! Well done! |
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16 Sep 08 - 11:18 AM (#2442064) Subject: RE: BS: Relationships Within the LHC Explained From: wysiwyg I thought it was the Little Hawk Community-- I wanna see THAT explained! :~) Shane and the doxie and Chongo-- with a voiceover by Shatner.... add the as-seen-by-God-according-to-LH commentary.... Be afraid. Very afraid. ;~) ~S~ |
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16 Sep 08 - 11:30 AM (#2442081) Subject: RE: BS: Relationships Within the LHC Explained From: jacqui.c Nice one Paul. |
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17 Sep 08 - 04:53 AM (#2442853) Subject: RE: BS: Relationships Within the LHC Explained From: Paul Burke I should have added some further notes: (8) The hardon is also known as the erectron, especailly in the Far East. (9) If the womon has charge, interactions are likely to be transient. (10) If the interaction is with a mormon (similar to a womon or a garcon, but with increased strangeness), the ringon stage precedes the removal of the kiton. (11) Is has often been observed that the passion is associated with a futon. |