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24 Sep 08 - 12:39 AM (#2448686) Subject: Lyr Add: BEER MAIDS OF VALHALLA (Kathi McKenzie) From: GUEST,(Kathi McKenzie) Beer Maids Of Valhalla Oh you Grim Reaper don't come for me I'm off to the heavens with fine company To a great hall with timbers that sparkle and shine With endless entertainment, good food, beer and wine And when we come back, we'll be high as can be With a whole herd of Vikings, well how can that be? 'Cause we are the Valkaries, goddess of the skies And if you wanna be my boyfriend, then you've gotta die With swords held high, you can hear us cry Beer Maids of Valhalla Beer Maids of Valhalla Beer Maids of Valhalla, yaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa To be a Beer Maid in Valhalla, ah that would be swell Lots of eating, lots of drinking, beats the pants off of hell All those warriors with muscles that ripple when they drink Great kings and princes, they don't have to think We don't choose for valor like you have been told We just choose the cute ones that have lots of gold With swords held high, you can hear us cry Beer Maids of Valhalla Beer Maids of Valhalla Beer Maids of Valhalla, yaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa We never get tired, we play and we drink We drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink Sometimes we wrestle and rip off our clothes I pull on your hair and you bloody my nose We play games like stickball and run through the halls We knock people over and get kicked in the.... Broken arms broken shoulders broken legs broken heads Broken ears broken toes, but it doesn't matter, we're dead............ With swords held high, you can hear us cry Beer Maids of Valhalla Beer Maids of Valhalla Beer Maids of Valhalla, yaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa My best guy is Thor and he's really big. He drinks like a fish and he eats like a pig. When he belches the timbers all tremble and shake. And when he has gas, it's like an earthquake. With swords held high, you can hear us cry Beer Maids of Valhalla Beer Maids of Valhalla Beer Maids of Valhalla, yaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa So don't tell me about heaven or the afterlife No harpist on the clouds no saviors' wife Won't bow down to Buddha, Vishnu or Allah I've got my salvation; I'm a beer maid in Valhalla With swords held high, you can hear us cry Beer Maids of Valhalla Beer Maids of Valhalla Beer Maids of Valhalla, yaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa KMc |
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24 Sep 08 - 08:19 AM (#2448859) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Beer Maids Of Valhalla From: MMario Hey, kathi! Is there a tune to this? Is it original, or where did you find it? MMario |
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25 Sep 08 - 11:55 AM (#2449907) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Beer Maids Of Valhalla From: Jim Dixon Kathi McKenzie wrote it. It's also on this web page with an MP3 file. Kathi is a member of Pilots of Tiger Bay. |
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25 Sep 08 - 01:45 PM (#2450032) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Beer Maids Of Valhalla From: Don Firth O-o-o-oh, yeah!! CLICKY. Don Firth |
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25 Sep 08 - 01:57 PM (#2450049) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Beer Maids Of Valhalla From: Don Firth Dragging dead heroes off the battlefield and galloping back to Valhalla with them is thirsty work! Don Firth |
