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24 Sep 08 - 07:57 PM (#2449336) Subject: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Bobert Well, I reckon that if John McCain wins then he's got5 about 2 years before he dies and we'll have Ms. Sarah as Ms. President and was just wonderin' who she would pick as her VP... My choice would be to keep it in the family and pick hubby, "First Dude"... Then in '12 the bumber stickers would look real cool "Palin/Palin"... Maybe by then the "I'm a fu*kin' redneck" son-in-law-to-be will be old enough to be Secretary of State and all will be wonderfull in Sit-com America??? But really, folks... Who do you think that Ms. Sarah would pick??? B~ |
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24 Sep 08 - 08:04 PM (#2449341) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Peace I suspect she'd choose a 'real nowhere man' who designs bridges in his spare time. . . . |
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24 Sep 08 - 08:11 PM (#2449345) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Donuel Which States would secede? Full circle from Lincoln to Palin |
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24 Sep 08 - 08:24 PM (#2449351) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Little Hawk I'm bettin' on Chongo. That's if he doesn't win it all in November. The Republicans would just love to have him onside in their camp in order to get the primate vote. They'd have to make him an offer he simply couldn't refuse, though, and I'm trying to think what they could come up with along those lines...? |
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24 Sep 08 - 08:35 PM (#2449356) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Bee-dubya-ell I think she should pardon Charles Manson and make him VP. It's a scary idea, but not nearly as scary as her being President. |
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24 Sep 08 - 08:39 PM (#2449359) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Amos A golden retriever.... A |
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24 Sep 08 - 08:52 PM (#2449360) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: John on the Sunset Coast Guys, send me some of what you smoke. |
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24 Sep 08 - 08:52 PM (#2449361) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Bobert Come on Beezeer... Palin/Manson??? Doesn't rhyme too good... Pick again... No, Stalin is dead, for kripes sake... B~ |
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24 Sep 08 - 08:53 PM (#2449363) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Bobert Wait a minute, John... You guys got the good stuff... B~ |
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24 Sep 08 - 08:54 PM (#2449364) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Little Hawk No, Amos. Chongo is not that big into Golden Retrievers. I think I could describe his attitude toward them as "mild suspicion, verging on indifference". |
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24 Sep 08 - 08:55 PM (#2449366) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Bee-dubya-ell Actually, the golden retriever sounds okay, but wouldn't it require a constitutional amendment allowing the minimum age requirement to be recalibrated into dog years? |
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24 Sep 08 - 09:49 PM (#2449386) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Alice Rumor is that McCain is having a health crisis and that is the real reason for canceling debate. |
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24 Sep 08 - 09:49 PM (#2449387) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Little Hawk No, the golden retriever does NOT sound okay. Chongo requires far greater inducements than that to be persuaded to serve as number 2 in the Palin administration. |
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24 Sep 08 - 10:06 PM (#2449393) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Ebbie Ted Stevens |
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25 Sep 08 - 02:31 AM (#2449458) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: GUEST,SOETO Not sure about his name, but apparently he has a pale horse. |
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25 Sep 08 - 07:54 AM (#2449602) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: The Fooles Troupe I think she has already picked Him... |
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25 Sep 08 - 08:36 AM (#2449631) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Riginslinger It's too bad these buffoons from Kenya keep getting involved with America's campaign. |
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25 Sep 08 - 08:57 AM (#2449645) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: GUEST,Vlad the Inhaler I offer my devoted services, both to the noble Scarah and to the people of America. My incisive mind can cut to the bone of these anaemic political rumours encircling the nation, to sink into the sharp truth of our economic needs and extract the iron of abundance. I will suck the blood of the nation in order to ingest honour, valour and the energy of the youth of the nation. Like a bat consuming a moose, i will cling to the lovely Scarah and follow her on a trail of destruction, feasting on the innards of blood left in trails by the bodies of our enemies. I offer my valiant spirit to consume the bleeding hearts of the feeble opposition, to chew their dangerous liberal licentiousness and tread their treasonous pro-terrorist wimpish followers into the dust. There will be a sausage sizzle outside my place on Friday 13th at midnight, please bring a donation and a friend! Vlad |
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25 Sep 08 - 09:01 AM (#2449648) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Riginslinger "Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???" Certainly not somebody as inept as Joe Biden! |
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25 Sep 08 - 04:02 PM (#2450183) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Charley Noble "Has-been" at least rhymes. Charley Noble |
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25 Sep 08 - 04:26 PM (#2450204) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Little Hawk Riginslinger - "It's too bad these buffoons from Kenya keep getting involved with America's campaign." Rig, that is a specist slur that is not going to go unchallenged. You owe Chongo Chimp and the entire APP an apology! Furthermore, Chongo's family does NOT hale from Kenya. They come from various parts of Gabon, the Congo, and Cameroon. |
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25 Sep 08 - 05:06 PM (#2450249) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Riginslinger Yes, you're right, LH. I wasn't thinking about other orders of primates when I made the observation. I am deeply sorry. |
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25 Sep 08 - 05:19 PM (#2450262) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: PoppaGator Jim and Tammy Bakker's son, the tatooed evangelist to gutter-punk world. |
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25 Sep 08 - 05:33 PM (#2450270) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Bobert Hey, that would be real cool, P-Gator... Maybe he and Ms. Sarah's to-be-son-in-law could start a punk band... Now that would be a real twist in soap opera... B~ |
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25 Sep 08 - 05:59 PM (#2450303) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Donuel Rev. Dobbs |
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25 Sep 08 - 06:09 PM (#2450315) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Riginslinger It won't work. He's for public schools. Unless you mean James Dobson. |
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25 Sep 08 - 07:28 PM (#2450375) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Donuel I believe I have an accurate eye. This week I have noticed the bump on McCain's face is a clear 5 mm larger overall. Is this a condition tha requires draining on a schedule? |
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25 Sep 08 - 07:29 PM (#2450376) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Riginslinger You're going to have your eye drained? Do I understand that right? |
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25 Sep 08 - 07:32 PM (#2450380) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Bobert 55 mm's you say, Donuel??? I believe that is the McCain brain so not to worry 'er... ...worry a bunch... |
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25 Sep 08 - 07:58 PM (#2450411) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Alice she would pick the "First Dude", her hubby, already the shadow governor |
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25 Sep 08 - 09:33 PM (#2450470) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Riginslinger As brilliant as she has proven herself to be, I think she would make a very wise choice, like Bernie Sanders. |
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25 Sep 08 - 11:53 PM (#2450549) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: The Fooles Troupe Isn't that the guy who started Kentucky Fried Chicken? |
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26 Sep 08 - 02:17 AM (#2450579) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Joe Offer She's gonna pick Bobert. I mean, the guy's got an obsession about her, can't stop starting threads about her.... Who could be more loyal than Bobert? For Republicans, loyalty is far more important than intelligence and talent. Intelligence and talent are elitist, you know... Oh....sorry, Bobert. Chongo? You gotta be kidding. The primate elections are long over, Little Hawk. -Joe- |
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26 Sep 08 - 07:31 AM (#2450701) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Bobert Hey, I'd take the job... I'd invite her and Firts Dude down to my farm to blast the crap outta some of these pesky deer... I'd wash the Oval Office windows fir her and bring her coffee, too... I might even lernt her up some hillbilly... Hillbilly is differenter than redneck and she could sho nuff use some hillbilly... What else??? Oh yeah, I'd learnt her up some geography so when she goes off to negotiate stuff with Putin-head she won't get lost... I'd hate to think of that poor woman out there in her Humvee all lostercated tryin' to find Russia... Yeah, let it be known that I am available just as long as UI don't have to cut off my pony-tail to be VP 'casue the Constiturion don't say nuthin' about pony tails... B~ |
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26 Sep 08 - 08:22 AM (#2450739) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: kendall Pat Robertson |
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26 Sep 08 - 08:45 AM (#2450758) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Riginslinger The end of the world is just around the corner! |
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26 Sep 08 - 09:32 AM (#2450792) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Bobert Now don't be like that, Rigs... The gal is purdy, ain't she??? That opughtta account fir somethin'... |
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27 Sep 08 - 08:19 AM (#2451475) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: kendall If she can field dress a Moose, think how she could deal with a foreign dictator. |
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27 Sep 08 - 09:20 AM (#2451517) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Riginslinger That's a good point, kendall. I wouldn't want to be Joe Biden. |
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27 Sep 08 - 09:54 AM (#2451544) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Bobert Ahhhhh, last I heard, Rigs, is that they ain't gonna let Ms. Sarah bring the moose gun so Joe outta be just fine... Heck, from what I've heard from Ms. Sarah of late even the moode gun might not help her... One thing is for sure, however, and that is she is gonna be wearing her running shoes to the debate... B~ |
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27 Sep 08 - 10:13 AM (#2451561) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Cool Beans Bullwinkle. He could use some new clothes. |
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27 Sep 08 - 10:44 AM (#2451586) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Riginslinger "from what I've heard from Ms. Sarah of late even the moode gun might not help her..." No, I think she'll be in a good mood. As for a gun, I'd recommend a Remingtion 300 Ultra-Mag. |
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27 Sep 08 - 12:39 PM (#2451651) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Little Hawk If it's like most campaign debates, it will all have been so carefully choreographed ahead of time by the professional handlers on both sides that you will barely be able to slip a sheet of paper between whatever advantage either speaker comes away with, although... Those who like Biden will of course hear what they want to hear and think he won...and those who like Palin will of course hear what they want to hear and think he won. That's how the partisan mind works. It filters reality through a telescope that only works according to its own script and is blind to all else. But, you never know...something unexpected may still happen. Someone may screw up royally when Biden and Palin meet. That's what both sides always pray for, isn't it? And they pray that it will favor them when it happens. ;-) Why, oh why, for instance could McCain not have gone into a foaming frenzy, beat his fists insanely on the podium, and then had a stroke right there on the stage? And why could Obama not have stumbled in confusion, lost the thread of his arguent entirely, and then burst into tears and rushed off the stage? (sigh) Two more sets of eager partisan hopes were dashed on Friday. |
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27 Sep 08 - 12:44 PM (#2451654) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Little Hawk Typo in above post. It should read: "and those who like Palin will of course hear what they want to hear and think she won." |
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27 Sep 08 - 12:45 PM (#2451656) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Little Hawk I predict, for instance, that DougR will think Palin did a wonderful job, and Katlaughing will think Biden did a wonderful job. If I could predict the weather as easily as this, I'd really have something. ;-) |
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27 Sep 08 - 01:16 PM (#2451669) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Donuel James Dobson thanks rig, I've apways been aohasic for names. |
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27 Sep 08 - 01:17 PM (#2451671) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Donuel http://usera.imagecave.com/donuel/icth_moose3.jpg.jpg |
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27 Sep 08 - 03:30 PM (#2451733) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Don(Wyziwyg)T ""Typo in above post. It should read: "and those who like Palin will of course hear what they want to hear and think she won." "" No LH, it may be a Freudian slip, but I think you got it right FIRST time. HE's a scary lady! A Yeehaww Redneck with a gun in each hand, talking about being a "PRO LIFE" Vice President. Christ help America if an "ANTI LIFE" one ever gets elected. The place will be empty. And I note also that there has been a significant postgraduate training regime, apparently devoted to enabling the putative VP for the GOP to talk just like Bush, and say just as little. No disrespect, but, ARE there ANY republican politicians in the United States who left school AFTER the age of eight?? Enquiring minds would like to know. Don T. |
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27 Sep 08 - 06:35 PM (#2451809) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Riginslinger Well, a lot of them have law degrees, but I don't know if we can call that education or not. |
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27 Sep 08 - 06:45 PM (#2451814) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Ebbie "Those who like Biden will of course hear what they want to hear and think he won...and those who like Palin will of course hear what they want to hear and think he won." Litle Hawk "HE's a scary lady! A Yeehaww Redneck with a gun in each hand, talking about being a "PRO LIFE" Vice President. Christ help America if an "ANTI LIFE" one ever gets elected. The place will be empty." Don T I am so confused. Whose typos am I to believe? |
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27 Sep 08 - 08:27 PM (#2451868) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Riginslinger Not the one who suggests that Christ can help America! |
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28 Sep 08 - 02:07 PM (#2452247) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Little Hawk Heh! That also occurred to me, Don. Somehow, it was the perfect Freudian slip, wasn't it? |
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28 Sep 08 - 02:20 PM (#2452260) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Little Hawk "Christ help America" is merely a cultural expression, Rig. It's an error on your part to take it literally as referring to Jesus, just as it would be an error on your part to think that every time someone utters the word "God" during sexual intercourse that they are in fact referring consciously to Jehovah or some such heavenly ruler... ;-) For you to continually object to the use of such words in common speech is silly. You are engaging in a form of knee-jerk political correctness which is unnecessary, pointless, and which serves only to draw attention to your own unresolved emotional issues...namely your obession with religion. |
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28 Sep 08 - 09:53 PM (#2452475) Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP??? From: Riginslinger "...which serves only to draw attention to your own unresolved emotional issues...namely your obession with religion." LH - While I agree that it's an unresolved issue, I don't see it as emotional. It's just very simply this: People would be better equipted to solve pressing problems, if they could deal with the problem using a clear head, without any preconceived conditions. |
