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BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words

25 Sep 08 - 10:34 AM (#2449785)
Subject: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: Mrrzy

OK, the strange pseudopodous thingie growing on my eyeballs is called a penguiculum, which I gather is either a little penguin or a penguin's butt - what is the most interesting word the medical community has ever assigned you?


25 Sep 08 - 10:36 AM (#2449792)
Subject: RE: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: Mrrzy

Oops - PINguiculum.


25 Sep 08 - 10:40 AM (#2449798)
Subject: RE: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: Rapparee

Hypomagnesiac.


25 Sep 08 - 10:43 AM (#2449804)
Subject: RE: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: Mrrzy

Sounds like a junkie with an upset stomach!


25 Sep 08 - 12:00 PM (#2449915)
Subject: RE: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: The Fooles Troupe

It's a worm?

A Penguin's worm?


25 Sep 08 - 07:05 PM (#2450352)
Subject: RE: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: Jack Campin

I have proctalgia fugax. It's a pain in the arse.


25 Sep 08 - 08:13 PM (#2450428)
Subject: RE: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: GUEST,Slag

coccidioidomycosis, or San Jauquin Valley fever. If memory serves it is a fungial infection, the spores of which are found in the dust in certain parts of the SJV. Many people have it and never have a symptom and other become quite ill, as I did at age 7. Missed a half year of school. The cure then was just plenty of bedrest and high vitamin "C" intake.


25 Sep 08 - 08:50 PM (#2450446)
Subject: RE: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: Alice

Do they have eyedrops for that?


25 Sep 08 - 09:30 PM (#2450466)
Subject: RE: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: The Fooles Troupe

No need Alice - proctalgia fugax makes your eye water anyway...


25 Sep 08 - 09:58 PM (#2450486)
Subject: RE: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: Rapparee

Schistosomiasis.
But it ain't funny to those who have it.

Pruritus ani

Orchalgia

Monorchism


26 Sep 08 - 01:43 PM (#2451002)
Subject: RE: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: Nigel Parsons

If it's a 'white head' (like a black head=sebaceous deposit with dirty stopper) then maybe the origin is the same as that often posited for penguin, i.e. White head (from the Welsh, pen gwyn)


26 Sep 08 - 03:57 PM (#2451099)
Subject: RE: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: Escapee

I once had an arthroscopic plantar fasciotomy. It's more impressive than saying you had a heel spur fixed. Fixed my heel pain, AND kept me out of the plant for two of the hottest weeks of the summer.


26 Sep 08 - 04:18 PM (#2451113)
Subject: RE: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: GUEST,petr

is the humerus the funny bone?


26 Sep 08 - 04:28 PM (#2451116)
Subject: RE: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: Stilly River Sage

Pectus Carinatum
Spherocytosis
Adenocarcinoma

We spread these out on three different people.

Whew.


26 Sep 08 - 07:50 PM (#2451283)
Subject: RE: BS: Penguiculum and other neat Dx words
From: Mrrzy

I missed both schistosomiasis and billharzia, sounds like a couple nowadays, eh?

Apparently the (deeper) root of penguin is fat, so I guess from growing up in the tropics the fat bubbled out of my eyeball(s) and made cornea-freckles, only they're yellow and pseudopodic...

Kinda makes my toes curl, actually!