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BS:Transcript of John's Interview of Sarah.

25 Sep 08 - 07:49 PM (#2450399)
Subject: Obit: Transcript of John's Interview of Sarah.
From: Bobert

John: Hey, what's up?

Sarah: Not much.

John: I heard you shot a moose.

Sarah: Yeah

John: I hear you are against abortion.

Sarah: Yeah

John: Well, that's about all I need to know. You have the job.

Sarah: That's awesome, Senator McCain.

John: Call me John.

Sarah: Okay, ahhhh, John.

John: You have any other questions?

Sarah: Like what?

John: About anything.

Sarah; Nope.

John: Great, and by the way, nice tits.

Sarah: Thanks.

(Source: The Independent News Network Corp. (INNC) who scooped the entire interview and has tapes of the above interview.)

B~

25 Sep 08 - 07:53 PM (#2450404)
Subject: RE: Obit: Transcript of John's Interview of Sarah.
From: Peace

So Sarah's hooked up with a John?

25 Sep 08 - 08:05 PM (#2450418)
Subject: RE: Obit: Transcript of John's Interview of Sarah.
From: The Fooles Troupe

Yep, and the whole nation is gonna get flushed...

25 Sep 08 - 08:25 PM (#2450435)
Subject: RE: Obit: Transcript of John's Interview of Sarah.
From: Charley Noble

"Obit" is a trifle premature for the thread title prefix.

Charley Noble

25 Sep 08 - 09:18 PM (#2450459)
Subject: RE: BS:Transcript of John's Interview of Sarah.
From: Joe Offer

Yeah, ya gotta wonder where Bobert gets these things.....

Is this a moose obituary, or what???
(thread prefix changed to "BS" - sorry, Bobert)


    Mooses Come Walking
    (by Arlo Guthrie)

    Mooses come walking over the hill
    Mooses come walking, they rarely stand still
    When mooses come walking they go where they will
    When mooses come walking over the hill

    Mooses look into your window at night
    They look to the left and they look to the right
    The mooses are smiling, they think it's a zoo
    And that's why the mooses like looking at you

    So, if you see mooses while lying in bed
    It's best to just stay there pretending you're dead
    The mooses will leave and you'll get the thrill
    Of seeing the mooses go over the hill


    ©1993 Arloco Music, Inc. (ASCAP)
    source: http://arlo.net/



As a public service, can we adapt this one for Sarah?
-Joe-