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29 Sep 08 - 01:41 PM (#2453042) Subject: Lyr Req: 'fer Christ's sake, ding ding dong!' From: GUEST,Jenny Having discovered this forum when searching for the Pyramids monologue to check I had it right ... and being the only one with at least some idea of the words and posted it ... well I'm hoping I have more luck with answers for this request! I can't recall the title (or the originator), but it's a song that's a little similar in style to 4 Night's Drunk. In this version the unfaithful wife is having it off with her lover when her hubby returns home unexpectedly. The lover hops into the wardrobe but unfortunately traps parts of his anatomy outside between the doors. Hubby spots them and wife tries to explain them away as bells that her mother sent to her. So hubby gives them a prod but the bells don't ring. So then he pokes and prods some more, but still the bells don't ring! I think he ends up squeezing them and the punchline goes "And the bloke inside the wardrobe says "Fer Christ's sake, ding ding dong!" Stan Hastings used to sing it in Perth WA at the Stables folk club but sadly he died many years ago. Anyone know it? I'd be grateful for the words and I could use re-exposure to the tune too! Thanks in anticipation! |
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29 Sep 08 - 01:45 PM (#2453044) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'fer Christ's sake, ding ding dong!' From: GUEST,martin ellison That's "The Ballad of Knocking Nellie" written and performed by Bernard Wrigley on the 70's album "The Penomenal B Wrigley". Can't give you all the words but this may prompt someone's memory. Cheers Martin |
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29 Sep 08 - 01:46 PM (#2453045) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'fer Christ's sake, ding ding dong!' From: GUEST,martin ellison Yes - that should have "pHenomenal" |
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29 Sep 08 - 01:56 PM (#2453051) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'fer Christ's sake, ding ding dong!' From: Don Firth Ye gods! A sweetfaced little girl with dimples told me that as a joke way back when I was in high school (around the late 1940s)!! Except that it was a Sven and Oly joke and the guy in the wardrobe was Norwegian. The husband pokes the aparatus a couple of times and nothing happens, so he takes a swipe with a tennis racket. The punch line was, "Yeesus Christ, yingle yangle!!!" Don Firth |
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29 Sep 08 - 02:09 PM (#2453063) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'fer Christ's sake, ding ding dong!' From: GUEST,Jenny the OP! Thank you so much Martin ... and while it may not have come up in Google ... there's actually a thread in this forum with the lyrics! So much easier once you have a title! I just about had the story right, not bad for at least 20 years since having heard it ... Regards Jenny |
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29 Sep 08 - 02:24 PM (#2453073) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'fer Christ's sake, ding ding dong!' From: Murray MacLeod and the thread alluded to is This one Note to Mudelfs: I know you're supposed to do the HTML differently when linking to a Mudcat thread, but I can't remember why or how ...
When you're posting a message to Mudcat, and you're referring to another Mudcat page, you can leave off "http://www.mudcat.org" and make your link say "href=/thread.cfm?threadid=56611", which is what we tried to get people to do.
Actually, it's not important now, but back when we had alternate servers called ragtime, dharma, etc., some people would create links to "href=http://ragtime.mudcat.org" and so on. That worked OK then, but those links are all dead now (if they haven't been fixed).
–One of the JoeClones |
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30 Sep 08 - 09:17 PM (#2454351) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'fer Christ's sake, ding ding dong!' From: Jim Dixon Yeah, I heard that joke when I was in fourth or fifth grade, which would have been about 1956-57—only the man was hiding in a chandelier, which didn't seem plausible to me even then—and the punch line was, "Ding dong, you bastard." It was one of the first "dirty" jokes I ever heard. As a joke, it would seem embarrassingly childish to me now, but as a song, it isn't bad. I put a link to THE KNOCKING NELLY TRILOGY in the thread called "Jokes turned into songs." |
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30 Sep 08 - 09:36 PM (#2454374) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'fer Christ's sake, ding ding dong!' From: Don Firth I think the Norwegian accent was what made the joke when the sweet young thing told it to me way back. Don Firth |
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01 Oct 08 - 12:31 PM (#2454913) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'fer Christ's sake, ding ding dong!' From: Uncle_DaveO In Minnesota, back in the mid 1940s, the punch line was "Yimminy Christmas, Yingle, Yingle!" Dave Oesterreich |
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01 Oct 08 - 03:58 PM (#2455096) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'fer Christ's sake, ding ding dong!' From: Don Firth Yeah, back in the 1940s when I was in high school, there were a fair number of immigrants from Minnesota around here. Pretty close. Don Firth |