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BS: Medical Message Board- Calling Dr. House

29 Sep 08 - 07:22 PM (#2453306)
Subject: BS: Medical Message Board- Calling Dr. House
From: lefthanded guitar

An urgent call was received via satellite transmission recently from the tri state area, where the cranky but brilliant Dr. Gregory House practices medicine:


SOS SOS EMERGENCY...at least nine men are CHOKING simultaneously -they can't breathe!!! they can't get up!!! they are gasping for air!!!!CHOKING inexplicably CHOKING and AMAZINGLY it seems to be contagious cross species as an entire PEN OF BULLS are CHOKING at the very same time!!!!! EXPIRATION IS IMMINENT!!! the situation is DIRE!!! MEN AND BULLS ABOUT TO FLATLINE!!!!! Dr. House !!!PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY!!!!


and the reply from Greg:

"Forget it suckers...even I can't save the METS."


THOSE BUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


29 Sep 08 - 07:24 PM (#2453308)
Subject: RE: BS: Medical Message Board- Calling Dr. House
From: Amos

Gee LHG...what is this actually about???



A


29 Sep 08 - 08:04 PM (#2453340)
Subject: RE: BS: Medical Message Board- Calling Dr. House
From: bobad

Having been a fan of the late and lamented Montreal Expos I can dig where you're coming from, LHG.


29 Sep 08 - 08:12 PM (#2453346)
Subject: RE: BS: Medical Message Board- Calling Dr. House
From: katlaughing

That bad, huh? :-)


29 Sep 08 - 08:19 PM (#2453352)
Subject: RE: BS: Medical Message Board- Calling Dr. House
From: lefthanded guitar

sorry, bodad..misery loves us.

eeeyup kat....that bad.

;-)


29 Sep 08 - 09:18 PM (#2453379)
Subject: RE: BS: Medical Message Board- Calling Dr. House
From: Rapparee

cubbies.


29 Sep 08 - 09:18 PM (#2453380)
Subject: RE: BS: Medical Message Board- Calling Dr. House
From: wysiwyg

Assuage it with hockey, where angst and recriminations are an art form.

~S~


29 Sep 08 - 09:22 PM (#2453382)
Subject: RE: BS: Medical Message Board- Calling Dr. House
From: Charley Noble

LHG-

I hate to admit it but I understand everything in your post.

Would you like me to translate?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


29 Sep 08 - 11:12 PM (#2453443)
Subject: RE: BS: Medical Message Board- Calling Dr. House
From: Stilly River Sage

The meaning was clear, even if the context was totally opaque. If that's any consolation.

SRS