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BS: I don't know what to call this....

02 Oct 08 - 07:46 PM (#2455961)
Subject: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Rapparee

...I really don't.

FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. The Lee County Sheriff's Office reported that a 29-year-old man and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning.

The girlfriend told deputies that her boyfriend wanted to get intimate, but she just wanted to go to sleep. When she refused, he became irate.

Authorities said the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies her boyfriend came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven, knocking himself unconscious.

The man was treated for two gunshot wounds to the arm and was taken to jail.

The man was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.


02 Oct 08 - 07:51 PM (#2455966)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: bobad

In the US there are too many people owning guns who shouldn't.


02 Oct 08 - 07:57 PM (#2455976)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Rapparee

"By God woman, if you don't screw me I'll...I'll...shoot myself in the arm and them go into the kitchen and knock myself out on the oven! That'll fix ya, ya bitch!"

I wonder how this guy feeds himself.


02 Oct 08 - 08:02 PM (#2455982)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Charley Noble

I almost wish he'd been a better shot.

He was probably trying to shoot himself in the head, or was it his foot?

Charley Noble


02 Oct 08 - 09:49 PM (#2456030)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: John O'L

Fair go guys, haven't you ever shot yourself when the missus turned you down? I do it all the time.

Oh, have I said too much again?


02 Oct 08 - 10:10 PM (#2456037)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Melissa

Emotional Blackmail seems like a good thing to call it.


02 Oct 08 - 10:22 PM (#2456042)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Gurney

I'd call it lousy aiming. He should have shot himself elsewhere and achieved a Darwin Award.


02 Oct 08 - 11:08 PM (#2456052)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: CarolC

I'd call it a good reason to stop drinking. Forever.

That's going to be an interesting hangover when he wakes up.


02 Oct 08 - 11:10 PM (#2456053)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: catspaw49

Feeds himself? Shitfire Rap, I'm amazed he still knows how to breathe..............

Spaw


03 Oct 08 - 05:17 AM (#2456198)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Michael

I'v heard about "Shotgun Weddings" but this???.
Kids these days eh?

Mike


03 Oct 08 - 06:25 AM (#2456233)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Paul Burke

He's 'armless now, anyway.


03 Oct 08 - 08:19 AM (#2456300)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: John MacKenzie

That's what happens when people and guns get loaded.

XG


03 Oct 08 - 08:47 AM (#2456323)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Georgiansilver

A real 'shot in the arm' for male dominance eh??


03 Oct 08 - 08:49 AM (#2456327)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: John MacKenzie

Maybe he was just 'shooting up' ?


03 Oct 08 - 08:54 AM (#2456333)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Rapparee

Goes to show that some people can't do anything right.


03 Oct 08 - 09:37 AM (#2456364)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Mr Red

Missed his funny bone - I bet.


03 Oct 08 - 09:41 AM (#2456370)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Mrrzy

Pingueculum! (It's my new favorite word.)


03 Oct 08 - 09:53 AM (#2456382)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Georgiansilver

Isn't that a medical instrument for examining penguins?


03 Oct 08 - 11:24 AM (#2456446)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: John MacKenzie

Elephants don't like penguins


03 Oct 08 - 01:03 PM (#2456531)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Art Thieme

...and now self gratification is out of hand too. Talk about killing 2 birds with one bullet...

She told him to, "Get off!" And he can't.

Art


03 Oct 08 - 01:08 PM (#2456534)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Donuel

Dozens of gang members have killed themselves by shooting themselves in the groin and femoral artery when they shove their gun into the waistband of their undewear.BAM

we should not make any public service announcemnts about things like this. If we did it would ultimately do the gene pool harm.


03 Oct 08 - 03:02 PM (#2456614)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: topical tom

Shit! Now I suppose he'll go and re-arm himself!


03 Oct 08 - 03:23 PM (#2456626)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Georgiansilver

Yes John.. Elephants don't like penguins!


03 Oct 08 - 03:26 PM (#2456631)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: John MacKenzie

Or Caramel Wafers


03 Oct 08 - 04:11 PM (#2456663)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Donuel

I don't know but I've been told
John McCain is really old
We'll win this time were not failin
Our leader soon will be Palin

sound off
1, 2
Sound off
3 more
Sound off one two three more
THREE MORE!


03 Oct 08 - 04:30 PM (#2456681)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Donuel

Wall street bums just got bailed out
We jump like sheep when Wall St. shouts.

Our country was for Liberty
But Corporations eat for free.

sound off
what for
sound off
were whores
sound off
what for
were whores
WERE WHORES


03 Oct 08 - 04:30 PM (#2456682)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

This guy was obviously really frustrated. He was under some heavy strain. I can understand that. I been in similar situations of bein' frustrated myself, but I probably woulda just shot out the TV or the tires on the girlfriend's car or somethin', cos I ain't stupid.

- Chongo


03 Oct 08 - 04:34 PM (#2456685)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Donuel

Corporations are our pimps
Our Presidents act just like chimps

Times are hard we have no food
Religious nuts are all unglued

sound off
eat Spam
sound off
and eggs
sound off eat Spam and eggs
AND EGGS


03 Oct 08 - 04:52 PM (#2456695)
Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Donuel

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