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09 Oct 08 - 01:01 PM (#2461191) Subject: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Dave the Gnome After an absence of some while - Following a break from the Mudcat and a Gno more Gnome message - the Gnome is back. I decided that the Gnome pseudonym had had it's day and became plain old Dave Polshaw. But one of the Gnome Daughters pointed me in the direction of David the Gnome or, in his native Spanish, David el Gnomo. So, here I am. Always remember that, in mythology, the Gnome is keeper of a secret treasure. If you ever wonder why I am so smug and gnod gnowingly while you wallow in your ignorance then just remember the treasure. It is mine. You will never find it. Hehehehehehehehehe DtG |
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09 Oct 08 - 01:15 PM (#2461205) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Les in Chorlton I suppose you could be known as DeG or Degsy to your familiars? As for your secret treasure can we have some guesses? Is it in any way related to those pills, potions and offers of "personal enhancement" that appear as Spam almost by the hour? |
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09 Oct 08 - 01:26 PM (#2461216) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: John MacKenzie Gnomon is an island. Unless you're a sundial |
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09 Oct 08 - 05:10 PM (#2461430) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: wysiwyg !El Senor Gnomo! ?Que pasa? ~S~ |
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09 Oct 08 - 06:50 PM (#2461521) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Rapparee Oh. Sorry. I thought it said "The Gnome is Black." |
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09 Oct 08 - 10:13 PM (#2461679) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Leadfingers HI! Dave ! |
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09 Oct 08 - 10:18 PM (#2461681) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Micca Rap, Not That One!!!! he is a strange mixture but not any or all of the above, and Not bad for a Mancunian!!! |
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09 Oct 08 - 11:24 PM (#2461710) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Rapparee Didn't the Mancunians overrun Europe back in the Dark Ages or something? |
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10 Oct 08 - 03:33 AM (#2461789) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Keith A of Hertford He never went away? |
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10 Oct 08 - 04:50 AM (#2461833) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Dave the Gnome Yep, we did, Rap. Under the leadership of Fu Mancu... Les, no guesses but I will buy you a pint at Swinton, if you make it, for pointing out I should be DeG:-) Cheers DeG |
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10 Oct 08 - 05:05 AM (#2461836) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: akenaton Pleased to see you back to your old self Davie. Mr Polshaw didn't have your gnomish tendencies...Ake |
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10 Oct 08 - 05:28 AM (#2461851) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: John MacKenzie If you'll kindly sit on the stove Dave, we'll sing Gnome on the Range to you. XG |
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10 Oct 08 - 06:22 AM (#2461880) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Dave the Gnome Or was in Fu ManU (for the footir fans...) :D |
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10 Oct 08 - 11:29 AM (#2462167) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Rapparee It was Phoo! ManU. Go whatever-that-town-in-Cornwall is! |
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10 Oct 08 - 05:04 PM (#2462492) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Dave the Gnome Polpero? :D |
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10 Oct 08 - 05:11 PM (#2462503) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Dave the Gnome BTW - Just decided that I am going to wear a Gnome hat all day at Swinton Folk Festival. If anyone rings my bell I'll buy them a pint. But I'm not saying if I am being literal or rude! :-D Cheers DeG |
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10 Oct 08 - 05:14 PM (#2462510) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Richard Bridge Is this about Max Mosely? |
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10 Oct 08 - 05:56 PM (#2462539) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Rapparee Cardiff. That's the town I was thinking of. Cardiff. It's in Wales and not Cornwall, I think. There might be a difference but I'm not certain. |
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10 Oct 08 - 06:00 PM (#2462546) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Bernard Hmmmm... maybe this is a clue to his hideous secret... An anagram of David el Gnomo is 'mad long video'... A closet porn star, perhaps...!! |
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10 Oct 08 - 06:04 PM (#2462551) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: John Hardly With draft beer and a smile, Ned Pearsall raised a toast to his deceased neighbor, Henry Friddle, whose death greatly pleased him. Henry had been killed by a garden gnome. He had fallen off the roof of his two-story house, onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. A broken neck, a cracked skull: Henry perished on impact. This death-by-gnome had occurred four years previously. Ned Pearsall still toasted Henry's passing at least once a week. -Dean Koontz |
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10 Oct 08 - 06:06 PM (#2462554) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Rapparee I think I'm going to go gnome. |
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11 Oct 08 - 09:46 AM (#2462924) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Dave the Gnome You been taking lessons from Stan, Bernard? :-) |
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11 Oct 08 - 05:57 PM (#2463249) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Bernard Erm... |
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11 Oct 08 - 06:06 PM (#2463259) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Dave the Gnome The only anagrams I can make of 'erm' are mer, rem, mre and rme. I think I have probably just insulted someone but I am not quite sure whom and with what... :D |
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12 Oct 08 - 11:46 AM (#2463668) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: open mike http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg3SRJ7Arzs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHV-chwII5M |
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13 Oct 08 - 08:44 AM (#2464320) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Mr Happy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnome |
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13 Oct 08 - 11:33 AM (#2464447) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Rapparee You DO realize that "el Gnomo" is an absolutely vile insult in certain Spanish dialects? |
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13 Oct 08 - 12:27 PM (#2464498) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Dave the Gnome I didn't but I do now. Mwhahahaha :D |
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13 Oct 08 - 01:14 PM (#2464541) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Rapparee Only because I made it up. |
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13 Oct 08 - 03:36 PM (#2464669) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: Dave the Gnome Damn! And there was me thinking I could wind up the waiters at the local Tapas bar... Your are a bad man, Rap:-P Cheers DeG |
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13 Oct 08 - 04:13 PM (#2464691) Subject: RE: The Gnome is Back:-) From: freda underhill Return of the gnome - and what a distinguished gname - a dashing el spanio gnmoniker!, gnumerous catters will be seeking you under stray threads and in gnoman's land.. dé la bienvenida atrás mudcasa :-D freda |