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BS: Will Shatner is a killer

11 Oct 08 - 05:50 PM (#2463242)
Subject: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Raptor

I just learned that the mask used in Halloween on Mike Myers was a William Shatner mask painted White!

Now Boston Legal seems weird to watch!


11 Oct 08 - 05:51 PM (#2463243)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Raptor

Did anyone else know this?

Am I the last to learn again?

Raptor


11 Oct 08 - 05:56 PM (#2463248)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Rapparee

Who's Mike Myers? What's Halloween? Who's William Shatner?


11 Oct 08 - 06:21 PM (#2463270)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Little Hawk

Mike Myers is a Canadian actor and comedian, best known for playing "Austin Powers".

Halloween is a holiday on which people used to dress up and go trick-or-treating with the objective of eating too much candy for the next day or so.

William Shatner is the most important man in the world. Think of him as the Messiah and you are drawing close to the full truth of what he is.


11 Oct 08 - 06:24 PM (#2463271)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Rapparee

What means "Canadian"?


11 Oct 08 - 06:27 PM (#2463274)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Stilly River Sage

Not American the United States.


11 Oct 08 - 06:40 PM (#2463287)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Little Hawk

It means "born in Canada", eh?


11 Oct 08 - 06:42 PM (#2463288)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Bee-dubya-ell

And the consensus among critics is that Mike Myers wearing a William Shatner mask in a slasher movie is the best acting William Shatner has ever done.


11 Oct 08 - 06:45 PM (#2463291)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: catspaw49

I know he's been mistaken for Shamu......Is that what this is about?

Spaw


11 Oct 08 - 06:46 PM (#2463293)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Little Hawk

It's dreadful what people will say when they're in the grip of extreme envy, I must say.


11 Oct 08 - 07:19 PM (#2463311)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: CarolC

Heh. That's pretty funny.

http://hometheatrereports.com/view.php?asin=B000FA57UI

http://www.geocities.com/madnessmike/kirk.htm


12 Oct 08 - 02:50 AM (#2463457)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Liz the Squeak

Well that would explain the bemused expression of the mask then...

It was used to being on something more wooden and less mobile.

LTS


12 Oct 08 - 04:37 AM (#2463480)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Big Al Whittle

captain's log, stardate...?


12 Oct 08 - 08:20 AM (#2463550)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: bankley

Shatner is from Montreal, Myers is from Toronto
There's an old rivalry between the two cities, on and off the ice...

In Mike's last flim, 'Love Guru', Justin Timberlake plays a Quebecois goalie for the Maple Leafs.. Jacques 'Le Coq' Legrande whose favorite snack is Quebec pizza... a pop tart with ketchup, tabernack!! no reference to Cpn. Kirk this time around. tho 'Mini-Me' does a hilarious spoof on former Leafs coach Punch Imlach...


12 Oct 08 - 08:25 AM (#2463552)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: bankley

correction.....actually 'Legrande' plays for the LA Kings who are the main rivals of the Leafs.... and "Le Coq" is boinking the Leaf's star player's wife, .... leave it to Myers...


12 Oct 08 - 12:09 PM (#2463677)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Rapparee

The Maple Leafs (shouldn't that be "Leaves"?) are star players? How can I join? I've always wanted to play with the stars. I really like the Coma Bernices and the Horsehead Nebula and Andromeda.


12 Oct 08 - 12:35 PM (#2463695)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Little Hawk

No, it's the "Maple Leafs". If you were from Ontario, you would understand.


12 Oct 08 - 02:55 PM (#2463795)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Rapparee

Like the difference between "He was hanged" and "He was hung", huh?


12 Oct 08 - 03:43 PM (#2463827)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: bankley

Jacques 'Le Coq' Legrande was well hung ..so they say...


12 Oct 08 - 03:45 PM (#2463829)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Little Hawk

No doubt. And he had a great French Canadian accent too, plus a bristling mustache. Irresistible!


13 Oct 08 - 11:07 AM (#2464417)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Donuel

His drowned wife found in his pool does not mean that Will is a killer. Maybe it was an accident.


13 Oct 08 - 11:18 AM (#2464430)
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From: David C. Carter

Yes,it was the water that played a 100% part in her drowning,not Will.


13 Oct 08 - 11:23 AM (#2464435)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Rapparee

I felt badly about that.


13 Oct 08 - 03:55 PM (#2464678)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: RangerSteve

Michael Meyers is the name of the character in the "Halloween" movies. Mike Meyers is the guy from Saturday Night Live. They are two different people.


13 Oct 08 - 04:10 PM (#2464687)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Little Hawk

Oh dear. Are you sure???

That can't be true! If it is, I am going to have to write an entire new thesis, and I only have 3 weeks in which to do it!


13 Oct 08 - 08:26 PM (#2464849)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Raptor - PM
Date: 11 Oct 08 - 05:51 PM


Did anyone else know this?


Am I the last to learn again?


Raptor


13 Oct 08 - 09:00 PM (#2464876)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Rapparee

You are, and will always be, The Last To Know.

Just wait until Judgement Day!


13 Oct 08 - 09:36 PM (#2464904)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Little Hawk

I been tellin' you, man. Too much sex kills brain cells.


21 Feb 09 - 11:36 AM (#2572489)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Ed T

Another pile of shat, for Shat fans.I posted on a Canadian political thread, but, in case you missed it.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/4854183a1860.html


21 Feb 09 - 01:35 PM (#2572550)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Little Hawk

Yes! It's wonderful news, isn't it?


21 Feb 09 - 05:56 PM (#2572709)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Rapparee

"As Prime Minister I can lead Canada into even greater exploits."

Like invading the poor, peaceful, United States, I assume? Hoards of bloodthirsty, brutal Canadians rampaging and raping across the Great Plains, burning and looting (in that order) across the Northeastern States, slashing and savaging the South? Forcing their poutine and mukluk into the mouths of defenSeless children chained together and whipped into the Frozen North where they will raised to work in the Great Tamarack Mines of Yellowknife until they waste away, far from their loving parents and homeland? Forcing, at gunpoint, everyone in the former US of A to end their sentences with "eh," eh?

Well, I say, Probably Not!


21 Feb 09 - 06:17 PM (#2572725)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Little Hawk

Actually, we prefer to loot first and burn later. It's no use looting stuff after it's been burnt.


21 Feb 09 - 07:09 PM (#2572748)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Rapparee

One of my family's Mottoes is "First loot, THEN burn" and it dates back to when we'd go a-viking each summer. Another is "Sine Virtus, Sine Laus" or, roughly, "No guts, no glory" which commemorates my brother's attempt at crossing a stream on a thin, rotten, slippery log about twenty-five feet over the roiling, churning water.


21 Feb 09 - 10:50 PM (#2572875)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: SINSULL

Check your syntax Rapaire, Something is amiss.


21 Feb 09 - 11:19 PM (#2572891)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Rapparee

No, my brother is definitely a mister. I've seen him in the shower. Not by much, I'll grant you, but it's there.


22 Feb 09 - 12:53 AM (#2572925)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Gurney

LH, don't take this wrong, but....
It is spelled 'messier' not messiah.
"Too much sex destroys brain cells." Is this a boast, or a complaint?


22 Feb 09 - 12:39 PM (#2573070)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: Little Hawk

LOL! Well...it's an observation.


22 Feb 09 - 07:46 PM (#2573337)
Subject: RE: BS: Will Shatner is a killer
From: robomatic

If Shatner is from Montreal, did they allow him to dub his own lines in the French versions?