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BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption

20 Oct 08 - 02:32 PM (#2470978)
Subject: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice

Yup, da cat burgler, I'm on his tail.


20 Oct 08 - 03:28 PM (#2471026)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: katlaughing

"They said 'keep yer eyes peeled!'"


20 Oct 08 - 04:28 PM (#2471088)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice

Night vision... I has it.


20 Oct 08 - 04:32 PM (#2471093)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice

undercover canine unit on stakeout


20 Oct 08 - 04:36 PM (#2471102)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Don Firth

Another couple years of this before I get my pension. Sigh. . . .

Don Firth


20 Oct 08 - 05:50 PM (#2471170)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: topical tom

I'm doggin' 'im 'til I get 'im!


20 Oct 08 - 05:59 PM (#2471180)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Little Hawk

Did I just see a chimp step outta that idling car in fronta the gorillas' clubhouse...wearing a fedora and trenchcoat, smoking a cigar, and carrying....a violin case? Waiiiiit a minute....!


20 Oct 08 - 07:19 PM (#2471242)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Cluin

"What the hell am I doing? I need another drive-thru take-out meal like I need another neutering."


20 Oct 08 - 07:51 PM (#2471281)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice

There's gotta be a donut shop around here somewheres.


20 Oct 08 - 07:55 PM (#2471286)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice

Yeah, I'm a flatfoot, but I could'a been a champion... I could'a, I COULD'A BEEN A CONTENDER!


20 Oct 08 - 08:31 PM (#2471316)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice

Nick Danger, Bug Eye


20 Oct 08 - 09:08 PM (#2471338)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: van lingle

Is that a hydrant up ahead? Pull over, willya.


20 Oct 08 - 09:30 PM (#2471354)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice

Well, I'm dedicated to the job, ya know, it's more than just bringin' home the bacon.


21 Oct 08 - 09:50 AM (#2471736)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: topical tom

Damn! I shoulda got a licence!


21 Oct 08 - 09:52 AM (#2471739)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: topical tom

I'm gonna raid that cathouse!


21 Oct 08 - 12:17 PM (#2471886)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice

not hard to carry holster, but pinning on that badge really sucks.


21 Oct 08 - 06:26 PM (#2472229)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: van lingle

After all those years of chasin' cars I finally caught up to one. This is one sweet ride!


21 Oct 08 - 07:08 PM (#2472262)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Georgiansilver

If that pardner of mine leaves me alone in this car again... I is gonna bite his assssss!!!!!!!


21 Oct 08 - 07:31 PM (#2472280)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: kendall

He knows I don't know how to turn the A/C on!


21 Oct 08 - 07:55 PM (#2472313)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice

workin' overtime today
cause.....

There's a Scout troop short a child,
Khrushchev's due at Idlewyld,
Car 54, Where Are You?


22 Oct 08 - 06:28 PM (#2473191)
Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice

Just the facts, ma'am.
Can't quote the Wall Street Journal or MSNBC.
It's gotta come straight from the Encyclopedia Britannica.