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BS: Shatner PO'ed

22 Oct 08 - 10:42 PM (#2473377)
Subject: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Rapparee

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- William Shatner is setting his phaser to stun against his old "Star Trek" co-star George Takei. In a video posted on Shatner's Web site Wednesday, he lashed out at Takei for not inviting him to his wedding last month.

The 77-year-old Kirk said Takei, who played Enterprise helmsman Sulu, apparently harbors a grudge against him that kept him from being invited to Takei's nuptials.

"The whole thing makes me feel badly," Shatner said in the video. "Poor man. There is such a sickness there. It's so patently obvious that there is a psychosis there. I don't know what his original thing about me was. I have no idea."

Takei and Brad Alman tied the knot Sept. 15. "Star Trek" alums Nichelle Nichols and Walter Koenig - who played Uhura and Chekhov, respectively - were among the attendees at the multicultural ceremony at the Japanese American National Museum. Takei and Altman had previously stated that Shatner was invited to their wedding, but he never RSVPed.

"It is unfortunate that Bill was unable to join us for our wedding as he indeed was invited to attend," Takei responded. "It is our hope that at this point he joins us in voting no on Proposition 8, which seeks to eliminate the fundamental right for same-sex couples to marry in California."

Shatner said he felt he never knew Takei when they worked together on the original TV series and later in the "Star Trek" films.

The "Boston Legal" co-star also attacked Takei's decision to come out of the closet later in life, saying "Who cares? Be gay. Don't be gay. That's up to you, George."


22 Oct 08 - 11:09 PM (#2473388)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Bill D

Well! THAT sure tops war, elections, global warming and old age on my list of overriding concerns!

I DO hope they work it out, or I shan't be able to sleep.


23 Oct 08 - 01:49 AM (#2473430)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: JennieG

Shouldn't that be P'dO?

Cheers
JennieG


23 Oct 08 - 02:35 AM (#2473435)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Amos

Technically, of course, yes. Practically, the acronym is used as a substitute word. A


23 Oct 08 - 05:36 AM (#2473497)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Ruth Archer

Maybe he and Ringo Starr should meet up for a drink...


23 Oct 08 - 09:15 AM (#2473663)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Rapparee

I only bring this to the attention of The Group because I know full well that William Shatner is a Guiding Icon to some Mudcatters.


23 Oct 08 - 09:16 AM (#2473664)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Rapparee

This isn't a pressing matter, but did you ever notice how easily an "icon" can become an "iron"?


23 Oct 08 - 09:23 AM (#2473667)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: john f weldon

Remember GT on Conan a few yrs ago....

GT: "All, those years, and I never got a commission!"
Conan: "It was just a show"
GT: "I'm the one who knew how to fly the thing, all he did was say Sulu, Take us outa here"
Conan: "But it's not a real ship."
GT: "I should've had my own ship years ago."
Conan: "You're starting to scare me..."

etc.....


23 Oct 08 - 10:48 AM (#2473738)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Stilly River Sage

Jennie beat me to it. P'edO

PeedO Creedo
oh oh oh
I can't go there
Shatner in a Speedo


23 Oct 08 - 12:47 PM (#2473861)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Little Hawk

This is a vitally important piece of news, allright. Riveting. The entire staff of the WSSBA is in a ferment over it. Most of us agree that Shatner has a right to be irritated with Takei, but there are a few lonely Takei backers here who keep whining and sniveling and going on and on about Shatner being "arrogant" and "egocentric" and "engaging in delusions of grandeur". What a bunch of losers! We may have to issue a Shatneric Bull (similar to a Papal Bull) and have these malcontents expelled from the campus.

I'm worried that the Shatner/Takei imbroglio may derail the entire American election process by supplanting it in the daily news over the next couple of weeks. That wouldn't be good. People might forget to go out and vote.


23 Oct 08 - 12:52 PM (#2473864)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Joe Offer

I wonder what Sarah Palin would have to say about all this.


23 Oct 08 - 01:38 PM (#2473903)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Richard Bridge

No! No! She'd shoot the bull and excommunicate the gays!


23 Oct 08 - 11:56 PM (#2474433)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Cluin

There probably wasn't room for Shat's head in the venue.


24 Oct 08 - 02:24 AM (#2474506)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: JennieG

SRS, the Ozzie term for Speedos is budgie smugglers. (Aussiespeak alert - budgie - short for budgerigar - small parakeet) Kind of adds a new slant on "Beam me up Scottie".

Cheers
JennieG


24 Oct 08 - 11:29 AM (#2474908)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Stilly River Sage

LH, you read that?

Let me ponder that image. . .

















Enough already!


24 Oct 08 - 02:56 PM (#2475118)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: kendall

Oh dear, this will probably take my attention away from who is zonking Britny Spears, or who is the father of John Edwards old girl friend.


24 Oct 08 - 03:08 PM (#2475133)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: gnu

Cluin... made me think, "Shathead". Now, THERE is a fan club.


24 Oct 08 - 04:42 PM (#2475198)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Cluin

Yes, gnu. The Shatheads are out there... driving the same roads as you and I.

Beware.


24 Oct 08 - 04:56 PM (#2475209)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: gnu

Why, they could have their own website, repleat with a Shatchat.


24 Oct 08 - 04:58 PM (#2475211)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Cluin

Moderated by an official Shat-in-the-Hat.


24 Oct 08 - 07:06 PM (#2475355)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Little Hawk

And reported on by the Royal Shatnological Society in Greenwich, England..."the place where your day begins".


24 Oct 08 - 09:03 PM (#2475459)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Ed T

We simply must accept the fact that Captain Kirk is no longer alive" -- Spock (The Tholian Web)


24 Oct 08 - 09:41 PM (#2475484)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Uncle_DaveO


The "Boston Legal" co-star also attacked Takei's decision to come out of the closet later in life, saying "Who cares? Be gay. Don't be gay. That's up to you, George."


How is that attacking his decision? Merely a statement of ho-hum. If anything, I suppose it's the PC thing to say.

Dave Oesterreich


24 Oct 08 - 09:55 PM (#2475488)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Little Hawk

It's the obvious thing to say, isn't it? I agree with Shatner wholeheartedly when it comes to those sentiments.


25 Oct 08 - 12:47 AM (#2475572)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Cluin

Hey, don't deny GT his time in the light.

He's been stuck in Shatshadow most of his life.

And that Shatow is a lot bigger than it used to be.


25 Oct 08 - 02:22 AM (#2475617)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

It won't be long, when Shatner realizes that he is married, he'll bark at George Takei and order, 'Sulu, take me out of here!'


25 Oct 08 - 08:18 PM (#2476154)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Cluin

It was George Takei who got married.


25 Oct 08 - 09:37 PM (#2476187)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Rapparee

We simply must accept the fact.


26 Oct 08 - 10:31 PM (#2476950)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Cluin

"How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways."

          ~ William Shatner




Stay in school, kids.


27 Oct 08 - 01:35 PM (#2477341)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Rapparee

I myself have the heart of a small boy.

On my desk in a jar of alcohol.


28 Oct 08 - 01:28 PM (#2478285)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Cluin

Now THAT's creepy, Rap.


28 Oct 08 - 01:44 PM (#2478306)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Rapparee

Would you care for some nuts?


28 Oct 08 - 01:45 PM (#2478312)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Little Hawk

Got Filberts?


28 Oct 08 - 01:52 PM (#2478319)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Amos

Don't tell Sarah Palin
Her ratings are a-failin'
And her voters going to another!
She can quit her bleating.
THere's no sense competing
With a starship dude, if you're
Just a pucked up mother!
CHO: Yippeee ki yaayyyyyy
Yodel-i-oooooooo
Into the heavens
Off they go!
Yippeeeki-yayyyy!
Yodel-i-Irma!
Starship captain,
Stuck on Terra Firma!
Yippe-ki-yay-ki-yoooo!!


Shatner's getting pissed, now!
Get a loud of this, now!
Sulu, he got hitched to Sweety Brad!
Shatner gotr excited,
But didn't get invited
Said it was the worst let-down his
Poor heart ever had!
CHO: Yippeee ki yaayyyyyy
Yodel-i-oooooooo
Into the heavens
Off they go!
Yippeeeki-yayyyy!
Yodel-i-Irma!
Starship captain,
Stuck on Terra Firma!
Yippe-ki-yay-ki-yoooo!!


Brad is such a hotty!!
Shatner's acting snotty,
Wanted to get drunk and flail around!
Now he's all frustrated,
His groping was evaded
Silu left the SKipper standing
With his flat feet on the ground!

CHO: Yippeee ki yaayyyyyy
Yodel-i-oooooooo
Into the heavens
Off they go!
Yippeeeki-yayyyy!
Yodel-i-Irma!
Starship captain,
Stuck on Terra Firma!
Yippe-ki-yay-ki-yoooo!!




A


28 Oct 08 - 02:04 PM (#2478331)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Cluin

Checque, please!


28 Oct 08 - 02:22 PM (#2478345)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Rapparee

No, Hazel's (there was a little operation, you see...).


28 Oct 08 - 02:35 PM (#2478355)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner PO'ed
From: Cluin

So there!