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23 Apr 97 - 11:37 AM (#4243) Subject: Our Sal's New Bonnet From: gws@kiamara.demon.co.uk I am looking for the words to "Our Sal's New Bonnet". It is a traditional Yorkshire monologue along the lines of Albert and the Lion. Anyone know the words? John Talbot |
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17 Jun 06 - 03:47 PM (#1762367) Subject: RE: Our Sal's New Bonnet From: GUEST,john northridge Did you have any joy with words to our sal's new bonnet back in 97? |
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03 Dec 08 - 11:49 AM (#2506937) Subject: RE: Our Sal's New Bonnet From: GUEST Our Sal's New Bonnet Our Sal had a new bonnet with red roses all round it One day our Sal went to chuch and the parson said This is not a flower show its a hourse of worship Our Sal got reight reight ratty and said Thee wi bald head nowt in it nowt on it Does tha want a rose out a my new bonnet? |
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29 Dec 11 - 11:12 AM (#3281493) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST Our Salla new bonnet Its a stunner and no mistek Yellow ribbons, yellow flowers and a fither reight darn back She went to church in it last Sunday, all the folks got up and stared. The parson said it's not a flower show Mrs it's a place of warship. Sal said whats up we thee tha bold 'eadied sinner theres nowt in it nowt on it does tha want a fither owt of our Salls new bonnet |
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07 Jan 12 - 12:29 PM (#3286574) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST our sals got a new bonnet with a ring of red roses and a great big feather on it. our ssal went to church thother day, and all the congregation stood and stared, and the vicar said doth thy know this a place of worship. and not a flower show. our sal said go on you old boldie theres note in note on it doth thy want a flower from my new bonnet.spelling may not be correct |
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07 Jan 12 - 01:06 PM (#3286595) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: Mick Pearce (MCP) From Poems in Sheffield Dialect(pdf): The Noo Bonnitt Ahr Sal's gorra noo bonnitt Wee-ya-rearther roersas onnitt Una feather 'angin' reight dahn t'back Ahr Sal wenter Chuch on Sundi Un t' parson preearched un preearched Until ee kunt preearch enni longer So ee preearched on ahr Sal's noo bonnitt. Sal groo bold, she stood oop un sed "Tha's a bald eeard, nowt innitt, un nowt onnitt Wud tha like a feather from mi noo bonnitt?" The New Bonnet Translation Our Sal has got a new bonnet, With a wreath of roses upon it, And a feather hanging right down the back, Our Sal went to Church on Sunday, And the Parson preached and preached Until he could not preach any longer. So he preached on our Sal's new bonnet. Our Sal grew bold, she stood up and said: 'You have a bald head, nothing in it and nothing on it, Would you like a feather from my new bonnet?' I can't find anything more on it (it appears on a sheffield forum as well, but I think a copy from the same source); perhaps SteveG knows something about it. Mick |
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07 Jan 12 - 02:56 PM (#3286661) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST,SteveG Mick Shevvil dialect is like a furrin langwidge ti me. Ah'm frev 'Ull. |
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07 Jan 12 - 03:57 PM (#3286694) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: Mick Pearce (MCP) Sorry Steve - I tend to think all you Southerners talk the same! Mick |
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03 Oct 12 - 11:30 AM (#3413683) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST,Jo H my Grandad told me this in the 1970's, he lived in Crewe, not far from the Derbyshire border. it's great to see all the different variations A sin ah Sal's new bonnit Tis a reet un, no mistack Wreath o' roses on it An a feather, reet up back Ah Sal went church on Sunday An the people stood up an stared An the parson said in is temper 'Tis a place of worship, not a fayre...' At this ah Sal grew angry And to the Parson said 'Shut thy clatter, thy with a bald ead Nauwt on it, nauwt in, Doth want a feather from my bonnit?' |
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26 Mar 13 - 04:44 PM (#3495205) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST SALLS GOT A NEW BONNETT WITH A REATH OF ROSES RETE ROUND BRIM WITH A FEATHER STUCK APONITT LAST SUNDAT SALL WENT TO CHURCH IN HER NEW BONNETT ALL FOLKS STUD UP AND LAUGHED PARSON SED IT WANT A FLOWER SHOW BUT A PLACE OV WARSHIP AT THAT SALL GOT MAD AND STOOD UP AND SED THERES NOTE INIT AND NOTE ONIT SO WUD S YOU LIKE A FEATHER OUT OF MY NEW BONNETT |
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05 Nov 13 - 12:00 PM (#3573059) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST,Liz Hast ya seen ah Sal's noo bonnit It's such an emourmous 'at It's got a wreeth o roses on it And a fither rit dahn bac Ah Sal went t' Church one mornin All the fauks stood up and stared The parson sed 'This is a place of worship ma lass, not a flower show' Ah Sal was up in a minnit Ready t'swallow church and all fauks innit 'Parson' she sed 'yo've a bald 'ed, nawt on it and nawt innit' 'Wud ya like a wreeth o roses from ma noo bonnit' |
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19 May 14 - 06:56 PM (#3627225) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST As tha seen our sals new bonnet? Hey tis a stunner A wreath o rouses raund it an a feather reight dowrnt back. Our Sal guz t' church in it one sunde an all t' folk stood up an laughed. An parson sez I tis a place o warship not a flower show Our Sal gets reight mad n sez wots up wi thee thy bald 'earded sinner Wi nowt in it, nowt on it, does tha want a feather art o my new bonnet From sheffield elderley |
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24 Jul 15 - 02:26 PM (#3725865) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST,Friend Esta seen our Sal's new Bonnet eeh it s rate'n Its got roses round and a feather stuck in't back Our Sal went to church tuther sunday eeh folks did stare Preacher stand's up and ses this is a place for worship not for flowers Out Sal stands up and ses - thy heads bald, nowt in it and nowt on it. Would't like a rose ar't of my new bonnet. Have you seen our Sal's new bonnet. Its a lovely one It's got roses around it and a feather stuck in the back. Our Sal went to church the other Sunday. How folk did stare. Preacher stands up and says this is a place for worship not for flowers. Out Sal stands up and says. Thy head is bald there is nothing in it and nothing on it. Would you like a rose out of my new bonnet. |
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25 Jul 15 - 07:09 PM (#3726131) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST,David Nuttall , Wakefield I know this Yorkshire bonnet dialect poem as belonging to MARY rather than to SAL !!!! It can be found on a most wonderful collection of Yorkshire dialect verse on a C.D. or tape and can be purchased (on line or by phone or letter ) from the Yorkshire Dialect Society for a few pounds only. The whole C.D. was recorded live on stage ( by wonderful readers ) some years ago at the Ilkley Literary Festival. All the details of this and many other publications of the same type can be found on Google....YORKSHIRE DIALECT SOCIETY. The title of this particular collection is ' FIRST O'SORT ' . I realise it is easy to make false claims in respect of tapes, C.D s etc but I cannot speak too highly of the range and quality of these voices and the quality of the wonderful Yorkshire verses too. I would urge you to buy one and enjoy many happy hours listening , smiling and perhaps weeping at some of the contributions too . It really is a wonderful C D and you will treasure your copy as do I . I would love to know if you enjoyed it if you buy a copy. Best wishes. David Nuttall , Wakefield |
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01 Aug 15 - 01:16 PM (#3727629) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST,sarah payne, Seattle USA Our Sal's New Bonnet Hasta seen our Sal's new bonnet, it's a stunner an no mistek Gorra a wreath o roses round it an a feather stuck reet down't back Our Sal went to chuch on Sunday an't parson seys "t'aint a flower show missis it's a place o warship this". Our Sal got reet ratty an wi a bit o pluck stood up an said "parson tha head's bald, tha's got now in it an nowt on it, wouldsta like a feather outa my new bonnet/" I learned this from Sheila Dutton at Anston Primary School, (12 miles from Sheffield) in what was the West Riding, about 65 years ago. Cheers |
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02 Aug 15 - 11:56 AM (#3727824) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST,# https://vimeo.com/21433022 Another there. |
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20 Nov 15 - 06:30 AM (#3752276) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST,John Kaye, Ossett, West Yorks. 'As ta seen ah Sarah's bonnet, It's a stunner an' no mistak, Gorra wreath o' roses on it, An' a feather darn 'er back' Yeller ribbons an' fine laces, An' a cock-a-doodle-doo, An' rahnd her bonny face, A sprig o' posies, blue. Last Sunday, when she went to t' Church, T'parson couldn't say his text, An' poor owd Widow Grundon, spluttered "Pray, what next!" T'lads laughed at one another, T'lasses snittered i' their glee, An' soon t'whole congregation 'Ad 'er bonnet i' their ee. Then the parson said, most kindly, That "If his erring Sister wished to find her way to glory, She'd not put on her head A whole conserv-a-tory". Na, our Sarah's nooan short o' wit. She jumped up in a minute. "Parson" she said, "thy heead's bare, Tha's nowt in it, an' nowt on it. Suppose tha puts some flowers there, Like them 'ats i' my bonnet!" I learnt this from my grandmother, who was a broadly spoken Yorkshire mill lass in her youth in the early 20th. century, back in the 1940s. |
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01 Nov 17 - 03:59 PM (#3886262) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST,Pam From my Yorkshire granny Nell, born in Leeds in 1890. Oor Mary's gorra new bonnet. She went to church in it a' Sunday An' all't people gawped and stared T' see oor Mary in it. Paason stood up an' said 'This is a place o'worship Norra flower show'. Oor Mary said 'Thy 'ed's bald. nowt in it, nowt on it, Would'sta like a feather outta my new bonnet?' |
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03 Apr 21 - 02:46 PM (#4100625) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST,lazytyke I learned this monologue from my mothers knee in the early 40's As ta seen oor Mary's new 'at its a stunner an noa mistak its teed up wi a gert bunch o ribbon an a gert feather darn back she goes to church evry sunday eeh an' she dus mak fella's laff even parson forgets his text when he sees oor Mary's new 'at fat owd mrs Grundy sharts sit darn Mary we can't see for thee new 'at oor Mary sez na then ma Grundy tha maunt think tha's bowt church even if tha 'as put hawpny in t' collection. |
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12 Apr 21 - 02:27 PM (#4101998) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST,Ian Ratcliffe Our Sal's nu bonnet... It's got areath o roses round it and a feather right downt back. She wentu church last sundi, and all folks studup and laught. Parsun sed "this is a place of wurship not a flower show". Well our Sal got right reaurst and sed "My nu hats better than thar bald hed, nowt init, nowt on it, would you like a featehr outa my nu hat?" |
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14 Jun 22 - 08:13 PM (#4144470) Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST Our sal went t'church one day All t' folk stood up and stare It had a wree ath 'o roses round it and a fither reight down t' back Parson said t'ent a flower show, 'tis a place o' warship Sal said yer head's bawd ( bald) It's got nowt in it, its got nowt on it Wouldst tha like a fither from ma new bonnet |
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08 Nov 23 - 06:48 AM (#4185543) Subject: RE: ADD: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST My version was... Our Sal's got a new bonnet, it's got feathers reyt down't back. Our Sal went to church on Sunday, parson says "it's not a flower show". Our Sal said, "Thee wi thee bold eed, nowt in it nowt on it, would tha like a flower outta my new bonnet" |
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08 Nov 23 - 06:48 AM (#4191413) Subject: RE: ADD: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST My version was... Our Sal's got a new bonnet, it's got feathers reyt down't back. Our Sal went to church on Sunday, parson says "it's not a flower show". Our Sal said, "Thee wi thee bold eed, nowt in it nowt on it, would tha like a flower outta my new bonnet" |
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19 Nov 23 - 03:34 PM (#4191414) Subject: RE: ADD: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST,Sarah Our sals got a new bonnet, with feathers an yella flowers upon it, She went to chuch in it last Sunday an all t folks stood up and stared. Parson preached an preached then said all them roses and ribbons shouldn’t be wear’d. So Sal grew bold and said. Well, look at thy bald pate , nowt in it , nowt on it. Wouldst tha like a feather owt a my new bonnet? |
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19 Nov 23 - 03:34 PM (#4186026) Subject: RE: ADD: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST,Sarah Our sals got a new bonnet, with feathers an yella flowers upon it, She went to chuch in it last Sunday an all t folks stood up and stared. Parson preached an preached then said all them roses and ribbons shouldn’t be wear’d. So Sal grew bold and said. Well, look at thy bald pate , nowt in it , nowt on it. Wouldst tha like a feather owt a my new bonnet? |
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21 Nov 23 - 09:30 AM (#4192124) Subject: RE: ADD: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue) From: GUEST,Georgina Boyes Our Sal's new bonnet Ee it were a rare un It 'ad a wreath o' roses reight ran'd crown An a feather straight down 't back Last Sunday our Sal went to t' church All t' foaks stood up and laughed Ha ha ha And t'parson sez "Eh missis, this in't a flower show It's a place o'worship" So our Sal roils up 'er sleeves An' sez "'Ey passon, tha 'ed's bowd! Nowt in it, nowt on it Dus ta want a feather out o' my new bonnet" Taught to me by my grandfather, Bob Page of Sheffield, in the late 1950's. |