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12 Nov 08 - 06:37 AM (#2491543) Subject: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Paul Burke Valuations invited from auctioneers the world over. |
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12 Nov 08 - 07:09 AM (#2491555) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Amos LOL! AUthenticity beyond question! Painstaking Details! Every curve once an Original Masterpiece. Provenance documented!! A |
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12 Nov 08 - 07:16 AM (#2491563) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: John MacKenzie Nice patina, pity about the distressed legs though. XG |
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12 Nov 08 - 07:53 AM (#2491588) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Bobert Whatcha mean "distressed legs", John??? Hey, these legs came right outta the KFC bucket and the Col. Sanders knows his stuff... B~ |
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12 Nov 08 - 08:16 AM (#2491609) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Beer What better way to start a beautiful morning but with a great laugh. No offense intended Bobert but this thread should be a good one. Beer (adrien) |
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12 Nov 08 - 08:19 AM (#2491612) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: SINSULL Centerfold? Around his middle? |
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12 Nov 08 - 08:28 AM (#2491625) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Bobert Well, beer... Good until you get yer copy... BTW, that staple they put in my belly button is downright painfull... Never knew them things were so sensitive... B~ |
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12 Nov 08 - 08:51 AM (#2491641) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Amos If they put the staple ion your actual navel, Bobez, you can sue for malpractice. I think someone must have missed the concept of "being" a centerfold. A |
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12 Nov 08 - 09:10 AM (#2491658) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Rapparee I have recommended to the American Library Association that every library in the country, academic, public, school, or special, immediately cancel their subscription to Antiques World on the grounds that it now is promoting the most awful taste in antiques imaginable. |
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12 Nov 08 - 09:13 AM (#2491662) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: John MacKenzie How do you know what Bobert tastes like? |
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12 Nov 08 - 09:16 AM (#2491665) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Bee-dubya-ell No need to worry about the pages of that magazine gettin' stuck together. |
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12 Nov 08 - 09:19 AM (#2491668) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Rapparee One could imagine, if one's imagination is good enough. Mine blew up at the very thought of what Bobert might taste like. Please explore this and let me know. |
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12 Nov 08 - 10:45 AM (#2491729) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Ebbie The problem with the centerfold is that bones clatter. |
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12 Nov 08 - 10:48 AM (#2491731) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Little Hawk Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse! |
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12 Nov 08 - 10:49 AM (#2491733) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: katlaughing How do we know it's not a knockoff? |
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12 Nov 08 - 10:53 AM (#2491740) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Amos YEah!! Maybe it's a Chinese IMITATION of Bobert--ever think of that??? A |
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12 Nov 08 - 10:56 AM (#2491745) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Ebbie Oh dear. The children... |
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12 Nov 08 - 11:23 AM (#2491776) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Rasener Which one is Bobert |
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12 Nov 08 - 12:21 PM (#2491833) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Ebbie In truth, the Villan, Bobert derives from all of them. He is a one of a kind. |
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12 Nov 08 - 12:25 PM (#2491835) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: GUEST,Dani Now I have to hide THAT one, too?! Dani |
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12 Nov 08 - 12:36 PM (#2491847) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Georgiansilver How long Bobert before you are up for sale on Ebay? |
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12 Nov 08 - 12:46 PM (#2491864) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: David C. Carter Is Bobert posing 'Full Frontle',or will his plectrum be airbrushed out? |
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12 Nov 08 - 12:48 PM (#2491869) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Rapparee His plectrum was airbrushed out a long time ago. |
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12 Nov 08 - 12:57 PM (#2491884) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: John MacKenzie Well I'll be plucked |
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12 Nov 08 - 01:06 PM (#2491891) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Rasener Have you become a Turkey John? |
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12 Nov 08 - 01:50 PM (#2491940) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Ebbie lol |
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12 Nov 08 - 02:13 PM (#2491956) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: John MacKenzie Could be, I never go to the US on the 4th Thursday in November. Just in case. ¦¬] |
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12 Nov 08 - 02:16 PM (#2491959) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: John MacKenzie Which leg is Bobert's? ¦¬] |
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12 Nov 08 - 02:42 PM (#2491985) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Rapparee Federal, obviously. He's not all that far from Washington, DC. |
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12 Nov 08 - 02:53 PM (#2492000) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Amos It wasn't air that brushed his plectrum. Leastwise, that's not the way the PVine tells it.... A |
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12 Nov 08 - 03:17 PM (#2492032) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Genie It's OK, Bobert. Jes' let yer beard grow a few more months and it can cover a multitude of .. well, .. "naughty parts." Genie §; D |
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12 Nov 08 - 04:14 PM (#2492103) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Bobert Take more than a plectum to fig-leaf me... "I'm young and able to buzz all night long If ya' hear me buzzin', Baby there's some stingin' goin' on"... Yezzir... (That's not what the P-Vine says, Boberdz???) Ahhhhh, ya'll know how the womenz be.... B;~) |
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12 Nov 08 - 05:03 PM (#2492147) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: David C. Carter Been trying to think of a word that rhymes with 'Plectum'. Any offers! |
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12 Nov 08 - 05:30 PM (#2492180) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Rasener She played with his plectrum Whilst he fingered her rectum I think Bill Clinton wrote that, but am not certain. |
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12 Nov 08 - 06:06 PM (#2492214) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Lizzie Cornish 1 I hope you'll be wearing your smile, Bobz... :0) |
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12 Nov 08 - 06:49 PM (#2492247) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: olddude Oh my gosh can't stop laughing Thank you |
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12 Nov 08 - 07:01 PM (#2492250) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Rapparee Jist hold your guitar pick across the appropriate place, Bobert. |
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12 Nov 08 - 07:32 PM (#2492276) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Gurney What was it that LH said about the QoS's hairy legs thread? |
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12 Nov 08 - 07:33 PM (#2492279) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: John MacKenzie Pi[c]k has different meanings in different countries |
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12 Nov 08 - 07:59 PM (#2492302) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Bobert Ever since being contacted by the Antigues World folks I have been workin' on my smile... Not that it needs work but then after seein' Joe Biden during the dabate with Miss January (lol), I mean Ms Plain, I figured that it needed some remedical work... As fir the geetar, Rap??? Yeah, that was my first thought, too but them Antigue people were all over that one before I got it outta my smilin' mouth and said, "No, that's cheatin'..." B~ |
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12 Nov 08 - 08:11 PM (#2492315) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Little Hawk Just grow your beard really, really long, like the guys in ZZ Top, and use it to hide the naughty bits. |
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12 Nov 08 - 08:49 PM (#2492352) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Bobert Yeah, great idea, LH.... The shoot is scheduled mid December... That's plenty of time to grow a 4 foot beard... |
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12 Nov 08 - 09:05 PM (#2492361) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Genie I already suggested that there beard trick, Hawk 'n' Bobert. ; D Guess'n' youse guys was too busy contemplatin' layouts 'n' Queens' hairy legs an' such to read? *g* Still, do ya really think a 4-footer'll be needed!!?? G |
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12 Nov 08 - 09:49 PM (#2492388) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: katlaughing Hair implants, Bobert...on yer chin, oughta do it! |
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13 Nov 08 - 04:13 AM (#2492520) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Genie Then again, Bobert, m'boy, if you pose with that nifty cigar-box-and-long-dowels bass, it could be strategically positioned not only to appease the censors but to make you look quite, um, impressive at the same time. *g* Genie |
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13 Nov 08 - 06:36 AM (#2492609) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: John MacKenzie Bobert's last naked film shoot XG |
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13 Nov 08 - 07:11 AM (#2492623) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Bobert Ummmm, that weren't me, John... That was my twin brother... Yeah, Genie... Yer right... Might need "4 'n a half" feet of beard... lol... B;~>============= |
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13 Nov 08 - 08:29 AM (#2492675) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: John MacKenzie ;~>>>>>>>>>>>>:- |
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13 Nov 08 - 06:22 PM (#2493187) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Bobert Ain't that curly... Kinda sparse... Might need the beard and the plectum...lol... |
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13 Nov 08 - 09:27 PM (#2493350) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Genie (Singing) "Ya need a real humongous plectrum To hide Bobert's nether spectrum ... " §; D |
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14 Nov 08 - 07:56 AM (#2493616) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World From: Bobert Kinda catchy, Genie... |