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BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World

12 Nov 08 - 06:37 AM (#2491543)
Subject: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Paul Burke

Valuations invited from auctioneers the world over.


12 Nov 08 - 07:09 AM (#2491555)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Amos

LOL!

AUthenticity beyond question!   Painstaking Details! Every curve once an Original Masterpiece.   Provenance documented!!



A


12 Nov 08 - 07:16 AM (#2491563)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie

Nice patina, pity about the distressed legs though.

XG


12 Nov 08 - 07:53 AM (#2491588)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert

Whatcha mean "distressed legs", John??? Hey, these legs came right outta the KFC bucket and the Col. Sanders knows his stuff...

B~


12 Nov 08 - 08:16 AM (#2491609)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Beer

What better way to start a beautiful morning but with a great laugh. No offense intended Bobert but this thread should be a good one.
Beer (adrien)


12 Nov 08 - 08:19 AM (#2491612)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: SINSULL

Centerfold? Around his middle?


12 Nov 08 - 08:28 AM (#2491625)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert

Well, beer... Good until you get yer copy... BTW, that staple they put in my belly button is downright painfull... Never knew them things were so sensitive...

B~


12 Nov 08 - 08:51 AM (#2491641)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Amos

If they put the staple ion your actual navel, Bobez, you can sue for malpractice. I think someone must have missed the concept of "being" a centerfold.


A


12 Nov 08 - 09:10 AM (#2491658)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rapparee

I have recommended to the American Library Association that every library in the country, academic, public, school, or special, immediately cancel their subscription to Antiques World on the grounds that it now is promoting the most awful taste in antiques imaginable.


12 Nov 08 - 09:13 AM (#2491662)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie

How do you know what Bobert tastes like?


12 Nov 08 - 09:16 AM (#2491665)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bee-dubya-ell

No need to worry about the pages of that magazine gettin' stuck together.


12 Nov 08 - 09:19 AM (#2491668)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rapparee

One could imagine, if one's imagination is good enough. Mine blew up at the very thought of what Bobert might taste like. Please explore this and let me know.


12 Nov 08 - 10:45 AM (#2491729)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Ebbie

The problem with the centerfold is that bones clatter.


12 Nov 08 - 10:48 AM (#2491731)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Little Hawk

Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse!


12 Nov 08 - 10:49 AM (#2491733)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: katlaughing

How do we know it's not a knockoff?


12 Nov 08 - 10:53 AM (#2491740)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Amos

YEah!! Maybe it's a Chinese IMITATION of Bobert--ever think of that???




A


12 Nov 08 - 10:56 AM (#2491745)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Ebbie

Oh dear. The children...


12 Nov 08 - 11:23 AM (#2491776)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rasener

Which one is Bobert


12 Nov 08 - 12:21 PM (#2491833)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Ebbie

In truth, the Villan, Bobert derives from all of them. He is a one of a kind.


12 Nov 08 - 12:25 PM (#2491835)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: GUEST,Dani

Now I have to hide THAT one, too?!

Dani


12 Nov 08 - 12:36 PM (#2491847)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Georgiansilver

How long Bobert before you are up for sale on Ebay?


12 Nov 08 - 12:46 PM (#2491864)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: David C. Carter

Is Bobert posing 'Full Frontle',or will his plectrum be airbrushed out?


12 Nov 08 - 12:48 PM (#2491869)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rapparee

His plectrum was airbrushed out a long time ago.


12 Nov 08 - 12:57 PM (#2491884)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie

Well I'll be plucked


12 Nov 08 - 01:06 PM (#2491891)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rasener

Have you become a Turkey John?


12 Nov 08 - 01:50 PM (#2491940)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Ebbie

lol


12 Nov 08 - 02:13 PM (#2491956)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie

Could be, I never go to the US on the 4th Thursday in November.
Just in case.

¦¬]


12 Nov 08 - 02:16 PM (#2491959)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie

Which leg is Bobert's?

¦¬]


12 Nov 08 - 02:42 PM (#2491985)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rapparee

Federal, obviously. He's not all that far from Washington, DC.


12 Nov 08 - 02:53 PM (#2492000)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Amos

It wasn't air that brushed his plectrum.


Leastwise, that's not the way the PVine tells it....



A


12 Nov 08 - 03:17 PM (#2492032)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Genie

It's OK, Bobert. Jes' let yer beard grow a few more months and it can cover a multitude of .. well, .. "naughty parts."

Genie §; D


12 Nov 08 - 04:14 PM (#2492103)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert

Take more than a plectum to fig-leaf me...

"I'm young and able
to buzz all night long
If ya' hear me buzzin', Baby
there's some stingin' goin' on"...

Yezzir...

(That's not what the P-Vine says, Boberdz???)

Ahhhhh, ya'll know how the womenz be....

B;~)


12 Nov 08 - 05:03 PM (#2492147)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: David C. Carter

Been trying to think of a word that rhymes with 'Plectum'.
Any offers!


12 Nov 08 - 05:30 PM (#2492180)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rasener

She played with his plectrum
Whilst he fingered her rectum

I think Bill Clinton wrote that, but am not certain.


12 Nov 08 - 06:06 PM (#2492214)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Lizzie Cornish 1

I hope you'll be wearing your smile, Bobz... :0)


12 Nov 08 - 06:49 PM (#2492247)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: olddude

Oh my gosh
can't stop laughing

Thank you


12 Nov 08 - 07:01 PM (#2492250)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rapparee

Jist hold your guitar pick across the appropriate place, Bobert.


12 Nov 08 - 07:32 PM (#2492276)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Gurney

What was it that LH said about the QoS's hairy legs thread?


12 Nov 08 - 07:33 PM (#2492279)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie

Pi[c]k has different meanings in different countries


12 Nov 08 - 07:59 PM (#2492302)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert

Ever since being contacted by the Antigues World folks I have been workin' on my smile... Not that it needs work but then after seein' Joe Biden during the dabate with Miss January (lol), I mean Ms Plain, I figured that it needed some remedical work...

As fir the geetar, Rap??? Yeah, that was my first thought, too but them Antigue people were all over that one before I got it outta my smilin' mouth and said, "No, that's cheatin'..."

B~


12 Nov 08 - 08:11 PM (#2492315)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Little Hawk

Just grow your beard really, really long, like the guys in ZZ Top, and use it to hide the naughty bits.


12 Nov 08 - 08:49 PM (#2492352)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert

Yeah, great idea, LH.... The shoot is scheduled mid December... That's plenty of time to grow a 4 foot beard...


12 Nov 08 - 09:05 PM (#2492361)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Genie

I already suggested that there beard trick, Hawk 'n' Bobert.   ; D

Guess'n' youse guys was too busy contemplatin' layouts 'n' Queens' hairy legs an' such to read? *g*

Still, do ya really think a 4-footer'll be needed!!??

G


12 Nov 08 - 09:49 PM (#2492388)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: katlaughing

Hair implants, Bobert...on yer chin, oughta do it!


13 Nov 08 - 04:13 AM (#2492520)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Genie

Then again, Bobert, m'boy, if you pose with that nifty cigar-box-and-long-dowels bass, it could be strategically positioned not only to appease the censors but to make you look quite, um, impressive at the same time. *g*

Genie


13 Nov 08 - 06:36 AM (#2492609)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie

Bobert's last naked film shoot

XG


13 Nov 08 - 07:11 AM (#2492623)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert

Ummmm, that weren't me, John... That was my twin brother...

Yeah, Genie... Yer right... Might need "4 'n a half" feet of beard... lol...

B;~>=============


13 Nov 08 - 08:29 AM (#2492675)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie

;~>>>>>>>>>>>>:-


13 Nov 08 - 06:22 PM (#2493187)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert

Ain't that curly... Kinda sparse... Might need the beard and the plectum...lol...


13 Nov 08 - 09:27 PM (#2493350)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Genie

(Singing)
"Ya need a real humongous plectrum
To hide Bobert's nether spectrum ... "

§; D


14 Nov 08 - 07:56 AM (#2493616)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert

Kinda catchy, Genie...