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David to pose nude for sculptor

14 Nov 08 - 03:45 AM (#2493467)
Subject: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Les in Chorlton

The question is should David's mother go with him?


14 Nov 08 - 03:48 AM (#2493470)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: nickp

with or without arms... oh, sorry, not that David!


14 Nov 08 - 03:52 AM (#2493475)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Paul Burke

That's not David, that's Venus de Lilo.


14 Nov 08 - 04:02 AM (#2493480)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Les in Chorlton

You lot really do lower the tone. I was looking for a bit of sophisticated wit not that level of heckle you all use at the Folk Club!


14 Nov 08 - 04:06 AM (#2493486)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Liz the Squeak

Which David?

If it's David Cameron, he should be OK with a note from his mum.

If it's my mate David the vicar... one look at his mum and the sculptor will sculpt her instead.

If it's my mate Hairy David, the sculptor will think again - it'd be like trying to sculpt a gorilla.

If it's David Blunkett, he's going to need a bigger piece of marble.

LTS


14 Nov 08 - 04:13 AM (#2493493)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Les in Chorlton

Liz,

do you have intimate knowledge of Dave B?

He, he

L in C


14 Nov 08 - 05:09 AM (#2493521)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Liz the Squeak

I meant for the dog.... Sheesh!

LTS


14 Nov 08 - 06:16 AM (#2493541)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Les in Chorlton

Sorry, blushes, and cannot spell sculptor either, never mind wit at that level of heckle you all use at the Folk Club,

Chiz

L in C


14 Nov 08 - 06:54 AM (#2493563)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Leadfingers

One Dave of my acquaintance is only too keen to get his kit off at every oportunity - Especially for Morris dancing ! LOL


14 Nov 08 - 08:33 AM (#2493645)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Dave the Gnome

It's not me...

Honest:-)

DeG


14 Nov 08 - 08:46 AM (#2493659)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Rapparee

You mean David from my Board of Trustees? The sculptor should know that he's a lawyer and a punk rocker in his spare time. Shaves his head, too, for that "eunuch look" that's so popular these days.


14 Nov 08 - 09:02 AM (#2493675)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Les in Chorlton

We seem to be trembling on the edge of some strange S/M world here, is that just a fantasy


14 Nov 08 - 03:04 PM (#2494037)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Dave the Gnome

Is this the real life, or is it Battersea?

:D


14 Nov 08 - 06:26 PM (#2494211)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: EBarnacle

OK, so which David is it? Is the sculptor named Michelangelo?


15 Nov 08 - 03:18 AM (#2494406)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: Les in Chorlton

Good question


15 Nov 08 - 09:09 AM (#2494513)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: Dave Hanson

I'll pose naked for anyone who will pay me.

eric [ David really ]


15 Nov 08 - 09:25 AM (#2494528)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: artbrooks

David Beckham? He did it already.


15 Nov 08 - 10:44 AM (#2494569)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: ericjs

Are those tumors on his hips or just weird football muscles?


15 Nov 08 - 11:36 AM (#2494594)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: Dead Horse

And is he "bending it" ?


15 Nov 08 - 02:04 PM (#2494664)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: Les in Chorlton

I am really very sorry I started this. I promise I wont do it again


15 Nov 08 - 03:15 PM (#2494700)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: George Papavgeris

As long as he takes his sling along he should be safe.


15 Nov 08 - 06:43 PM (#2494799)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: Rapparee

Poor chap in the photo only seems to have one side.


15 Nov 08 - 08:28 PM (#2494851)
Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: Don Firth

Well, I'm afraid it's already been done.    CLICKY.

Actually, though, this was the second one that Michelangelo did. The first one didn't turn up quite like Michelangelo wanted, because the model he hired spent a bit too much time hanging out at the pizzeria across the street.   CLICKY again.

Don Firth