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BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved

26 Nov 08 - 06:48 AM (#2501902)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: GUEST,Dani

One good reason not to take that Singles Trip to Japan:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/26/japan.bears/index.html

Folks, I spit my coffee out imagining the Japanese equivalent of "Well, I'll be goddamned...." when they figured it out.

Dani


26 Nov 08 - 07:10 AM (#2501920)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Paul Burke

I expect there are few living experts in sexing polar bears.


26 Nov 08 - 08:45 AM (#2501980)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Uncle_DaveO

Well, that happy couple might adopt, if they want cubs!

Dave Oesterreich


26 Nov 08 - 09:02 AM (#2501994)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Michael

What Dave? Are you sugesting a pair of lesbian polar bears?

Mike


26 Nov 08 - 09:02 AM (#2501996)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: GUEST,Bob L

Behold the grace appears!


26 Nov 08 - 09:35 AM (#2502020)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Bill D

"I expect there are few living experts in sexing polar bears. "

So...the bears voted "yes" on Proposition Ate?



(yes, I know it's a stretch.....but it's early, and I haven't finished my coffee)


26 Nov 08 - 09:39 AM (#2502024)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: MarkS

lesbian polar bears?

Not that there's anything wrong with that!


26 Nov 08 - 09:40 AM (#2502026)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Amos

Wondrous Virgin Bears sums it up nicely!! LOL!!

They better find a matched pair of males, if they want serious reproduction to occur. You know how girls can be...


26 Nov 08 - 09:54 AM (#2502038)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Ebbie

I'm confused. Black bears are easily sexed, about as easily as a male hog.


26 Nov 08 - 10:01 AM (#2502047)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Bill D

um...... right, Ebbie....shoulda known


26 Nov 08 - 10:15 AM (#2502056)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Michael

Yes, Ebbie, but polar bears originate in VERY cold places so perhaps their 'bits' are well hidden, I know mine would be!

Mike


26 Nov 08 - 10:35 AM (#2502075)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: jeffp

Somewhere under a large rock, I imagine?


26 Nov 08 - 11:03 AM (#2502093)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Amos

UNder a fur coat?


A


26 Nov 08 - 12:12 PM (#2502144)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Rapparee

Yes, well, I'm DAMNED SICK AND TIRED of bears wearing fur coats! And other things doing it too! Mice and marmots to grizzlies and elk -- fur, fur, fur! How can foxes be so cruel as to wear fox fur? And don't get me started on mink!

I'm going to go out and throw red paint on the next mountain lion I see wearing a fur coat!


26 Nov 08 - 12:18 PM (#2502153)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: SINSULL

Someone's face must be red. Didn't look very carefully, did he? Or she? Or maybe it was a deliberate attempt to pawn off substandard females.
Don't they do DNA testing on these animals before breeding them?


26 Nov 08 - 01:43 PM (#2502222)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Genie

Mary, I didn't think DNA testing was SOP for sexing most mammals.

Bill D, that was a real groaner and hard to bear this early in the morning! *g*

This whole story needs to be celebrated in folk song, I think:

(Tune: The Holly Bears A Berry)

"Oh, the polar bears are cherry, both white and unwed,
Very bored and needlessly paired up in bed.
... "


26 Nov 08 - 02:11 PM (#2502247)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Wesley S

These are NOT lesbian bears.

But I think it's possible that like those bad B movies - the "Women behind bars" type - that they might find comfort with each other. They are "caged women" after all. So who - other than Pat Robertson could blame them?

I sent the story to a lesbian friend of mine. Her reply was -

"Unless they're gay bears it just wouldn't work. On top of that, look at the poor scraggly thing. Couldn't she at least clean up that fur?"


26 Nov 08 - 05:56 PM (#2502436)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Liz the Squeak

She does look pretty bedraggled doesn't she... mind you, she's taken down that PacMan fairly convincingly so she's OK by me!

LTS


26 Nov 08 - 08:15 PM (#2502529)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: GUEST,Dani

Genie, you are killing me : )

Dani


26 Nov 08 - 08:28 PM (#2502537)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Cluin

They could throw 2 more lady bears in there, have them all growling at the same time, televise it and call it "The View".


26 Nov 08 - 08:35 PM (#2502544)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Genie

Glad to be of service, Dani. *g*

(Feel free to add verses if the muse should visit.) : D


26 Nov 08 - 09:34 PM (#2502563)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Genie

Well, guest, I think the "wondrous virgin bears" might easily give birth to SONG!.

Genie


27 Nov 08 - 09:54 AM (#2502883)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Bill D

(gosh, Genie...I thought I had managed to sneak that one in subtly enuf)


27 Nov 08 - 06:39 PM (#2503175)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Liz the Squeak

We two bears shall celibate be,
Someone thought that she was a he.
So frustrating,
No copulating
No little cubs for we.

LTS


27 Nov 08 - 11:52 PM (#2503292)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Bert

Well I don't think I'd be reaching my hand down into the fur of a polar bear to find out.


28 Nov 08 - 04:05 AM (#2503345)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Paul Burke

If the bears hit it off together.... then they find a couple of chappie bears and they hit it off with him, and the chaps hit it off with each other....

Would they be bipolar bears?


28 Nov 08 - 12:50 PM (#2503631)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Liz the Squeak

Someone needs to get out more Paul...

I think it's probably me...

LTS


28 Nov 08 - 04:27 PM (#2503800)
Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Georgiansilver

Not got those "Bear necessities, those bear necessities, those simple bear necessities of life"