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BS: Zen doggie... your caption

26 Nov 08 - 08:03 PM (#2502522)
Subject: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Alice

His name is Skipper, Skipper, faster than lightning,
no-one you see, is smarter than he,
and we know Skipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
flying there over, over the sea!
CLICK HERE


26 Nov 08 - 08:23 PM (#2502535)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Alice

how many skips can a Labrador skip


26 Nov 08 - 08:28 PM (#2502539)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Cluin

Sorry! Forgot to warn you about the crayfish.


26 Nov 08 - 09:03 PM (#2502553)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Careful there, Sparky, last time a human skipped on the water they nailed him to a cross.


26 Nov 08 - 10:21 PM (#2502577)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: catspaw49

"Damndest thing......There I was just dog paddlin' along there when I rip this fart and ....WWHHOOOOOOSSHH..... I go airborne!"


Spaw


26 Nov 08 - 10:24 PM (#2502578)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Janie

must....get.....tennis.....ball.......


26 Nov 08 - 11:00 PM (#2502597)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Genie

Dammit! Who put that cat on that lily pad!!??


27 Nov 08 - 01:06 AM (#2502630)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Alice

Fetching
Champion
OF THE WOOOOORRRRRLLLLDDDD!!


27 Nov 08 - 03:04 AM (#2502659)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Georgiansilver

"Rusty" fancied a little crocodile for lunch!


27 Nov 08 - 05:54 AM (#2502729)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Becca72

Catfish??? Where???


27 Nov 08 - 09:22 AM (#2502866)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: topical tom

Hotdogging.


27 Nov 08 - 09:25 AM (#2502868)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: topical tom

One small leap for a dog, one gigantic leap for dogdom.


27 Nov 08 - 10:33 AM (#2502909)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: van lingle

"Eat my roostertail, Jesus!"


27 Nov 08 - 10:42 AM (#2502917)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Alice

There's no need to fear,
Underdog is here!


27 Nov 08 - 12:12 PM (#2502973)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: GUEST,Bob L

Call yourself a dog? Can't even swim!


27 Nov 08 - 12:23 PM (#2502976)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Alice

yes I canine, yes I canine, yes I canine


27 Nov 08 - 03:39 PM (#2503087)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: McGrath of Harlow

There was a man who got a new dog and he took him out shooting by the lake. And he shot this bird on the other side of the lake, and the dog took off to bring it back - and he didn't swim at all, he just ran across the top of the water like it was dry land, and he brought the bird back and laid it at his feet.

So he rushed off to tell his friend who was a great dog expert, and he said "I've got this new dog, and I'd like to know what you think of him".

So the next time he went shooting, he brought the friend along as well, and the same thing happened - he brought down a bird across the lake, and the dog took off to bring him back, and he didn't put a toe in the water, he just ran across the surface like it was dry land, and he brought the bird back, and laid it at his feet.

"So what do you think of my dog?" he says.

And the friend shook his head, and he answered "I don't think much of him. I'd have no use for a dog that was scared of swimming."


27 Nov 08 - 09:11 PM (#2503248)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: GUEST,leeneia

Back to captions:

My food dish! My food dish is sinking!


27 Nov 08 - 10:05 PM (#2503262)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Alice

very wet dog in
3,2,1


28 Nov 08 - 07:31 AM (#2503438)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: semi-submersible

In the sun that is young once only
Time let me play and be
Golden in the mercy of his means
    (from Dylan Thomas, "Fern Hill")


28 Nov 08 - 10:26 AM (#2503550)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Mysha

When hell freezes over and dogspigs fly.


28 Nov 08 - 12:45 PM (#2503626)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Georgiansilver

Rover could not be bothered to go home and fetch his fishing rod!


28 Nov 08 - 07:17 PM (#2503890)
Subject: RE: BS: Zen doggie... your caption
From: Alice

Bowser Bounding