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BS: Poet Laundrette (U/K)

28 Nov 08 - 03:21 PM (#2503731)
Subject: BS: Poet Laundrette (U/K)
From: skipy

I need to go out today becuase my clothes are dirty
Most of all I need to wash my one & only shirty
My washing powder I must not forget
When I go to the launderette
Where hopefully I'll get flirty.

Skipy
Who must get out more, or maybe stay in more!


28 Nov 08 - 04:24 PM (#2503797)
Subject: RE: BS: Poet Laundrette (U/K)
From: Georgiansilver

A prisoner escaped from a Mental Hospital near you Skipy... went into the town... entered the dreaded Laundrette where he proceeded to rape several women before running off....
The headlines in the paper the following day were....
NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS!


28 Nov 08 - 04:29 PM (#2503801)
Subject: RE: BS: Poet Laundrette (U/K)
From: John MacKenzie

The standard here could get much higher
I said unto the old spin dryer.
It said, 'Oh yes, and higher yet'
But not in this here launderette.


28 Nov 08 - 05:10 PM (#2503816)
Subject: RE: BS: Poet Laundrette (U/K)
From: Big Al Whittle

What is this life, if full of care
We do not dry our underwear
A poor life this, if round we tramp
With both our vest and Y-fronts damp.