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BS: Is BS Doomed???

28 Nov 08 - 07:47 PM (#2503903)
Subject: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Bobert

Well, geeze...

Bush on his way out...

A probable end to the war in Iraq...

Sarah Palin back in Alaska...

Martin Gibson banned...

O-Boring about to become president...

And the BS section is shorter that Kelsy's dick after a swim in a cold Colorado river...

Is BS doomed???

B~


28 Nov 08 - 07:53 PM (#2503908)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Rapparee

Not with MOAB around.


28 Nov 08 - 08:21 PM (#2503924)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Little Hawk

No way, man.


28 Nov 08 - 09:12 PM (#2503936)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Rapparee

Look at what we have been given and be thankful:

Congress
A whole new US administration
US State governments
US City governments
US County governments
The whole government, at every level, in the UK
The French
The Scots
Californians
Paris Hilton
Opera
Christo
Wannabees
The World Economy
Giant Squids
Nature
People who spell funny, like the Welsh and the UKers
Banjo players
Accordionists (which always sounds like a bunch of perverts)
Slugs
All sorts of football
Baseball
Basketball
Curry

And so very, very much more. Why are you sad? Rejoice!


28 Nov 08 - 09:16 PM (#2503940)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Charley Noble

Rapaire-

Working at a library certainly gives you a warped perspective.

There are many of us (MSNBC and SNL included) who will sorely miss the Bush Administration.

But the world couldn't afford four more years of Republican blundering, and we should be grateful that Obama won even if it is boring.

Charley Noble


28 Nov 08 - 09:21 PM (#2503943)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: ranger1

Not to mention tiny little nuns and the other hideobilia that SINSULL seems to recieve with regularity.


28 Nov 08 - 09:25 PM (#2503945)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Rapparee

I did not say that I would miss the Bushies. I said we would soon have a whole new administration for the BS section. BOBERT said he would miss them. I don't think I'll miss the Bushies at all.


28 Nov 08 - 10:40 PM (#2503966)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Gurney

Bobert, old pal, I was beginning to think BS WAS doomed, because so much of it was about Bush, Obama, Palin etc, and not enough about slugs, chilli, cats, and much of the other stuff Rapaire notes.
It may be that many of the bullshit-artists are non-American, and can't contribute much about those politicians.


28 Nov 08 - 10:41 PM (#2503967)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Gurney

That came out more seriously than it was intended to.


29 Nov 08 - 12:12 AM (#2503985)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Joe Offer

We moved the popular Walkaboutsverse threads down to the BS section to make things a little more interesting down here...


29 Nov 08 - 12:17 AM (#2503989)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Amos

Given the infrastructure--the insane entanglement of a trillion souls plastered to the gasping surface of one thin blue marble of planet in the hip pocket of a third rate galaxy on the outer rim of nowhere, simultaneously asserting their pre-eminence in the Universe and their unflagging Rightness in all things--I kinda suspect there will always be plenty of source material for BS artists to play on.



A


29 Nov 08 - 05:25 AM (#2504074)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: John MacKenzie

"We moved the popular Walkaboutsverse threads down to the BS section to make things a little more interesting down here... "
hahahahahahahahahahaheheeheeehehehehheeehehhehehheeeeeheehheehhehhohohohohohohohoohohooohooohoohooohoohoohohooho.
Oh please Joe stop, my ribs hurt.


30 Nov 08 - 10:30 AM (#2504200)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Bobert

Well, what??? About three BS threads going this mornin'???

I rest my case...

B~


30 Nov 08 - 04:18 PM (#2504207)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Rapparee

Keep it up and I'll sell you in the Auction too!


30 Nov 08 - 04:20 PM (#2504208)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Jeri

Threads drop off the main page after 24 hours since the last post. Mudcat's been down, so no posts.


30 Nov 08 - 04:20 PM (#2504209)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: GUEST,The Reverand Nostrilsarmpits

In the fields of Mudcat, Two great armies shall assemble three times Near the MOAB shore or Versian Gulf. The folkies on land shall tumble. For forty hours the site will not be seen. For forty hours it will be seen every day. The dry wit will grow more parched, and there will be great floods when it is seen. When the eyes go red, and the fingers wander aimlessly across letters of forgotten wisdom, then shall Josephus Dedi declare satis, and at last denique bovis excretum.

Rev. N. A.


30 Nov 08 - 04:53 PM (#2504245)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: SINSULL

Interesting that RangerI should bring up tiny nuns. Freddie has unearthed the mother lode somewhere in the house and keeps bringing them to me as gifts. I hate you all.


30 Nov 08 - 05:55 PM (#2504305)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: skipy

Where else can we compare our spatulas, if BS goes?
Skipy
& what about the welks!


30 Nov 08 - 05:57 PM (#2504310)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Bobert

Danged good point, Skip...


30 Nov 08 - 06:59 PM (#2504366)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Rapparee

You mean Lawrence and his kinfolk?


30 Nov 08 - 08:18 PM (#2504433)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Amos

Lawrence is a soft-shelled Welk. I think Skipy was thinking about hard-shelled ones.



A


30 Nov 08 - 08:21 PM (#2504437)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Ron Davies

Just wonderful, Rev. N. A.   Here's hoping you're a permanent addition to the dramatis personae.


01 Dec 08 - 01:35 AM (#2504575)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: freda underhill

There is one previous reference to the Reverand Nostrilsarmpits here on 10 May 10:03, but apart from that he is a legendary yet solitary mystic who seldom shows his keyboard.


freda


01 Dec 08 - 03:19 AM (#2504598)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Liz the Squeak

I can't believe no-one has mentioned my tits.

They're being picky this week. I couldn't get hold of their favourite food so had to buy an alternative - ordinary white sunflower seeds... waddaya know but I found their favourite black sunflower seeds the following day, so bought some of that as well (yes, I know, I spoil my tits).

AnnieHoo.... On Saturday I loaded up the two feeders and put their favourite in the feeder they use least, and the other in the one they use most.

Today the first feeder is half empty and the second untouched... I have racists tits.

Perhaps it is true what they say - that 'once you've had black, you'll never go back'.....

LTS


01 Dec 08 - 03:46 AM (#2504621)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Keith A of Hertford

So, you are getting your tits out for the threads!
Thanks Liz.


01 Dec 08 - 04:49 AM (#2504667)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: The Fooles Troupe

"Is BS Doomed???"

Nope - since WAV became a permanent fixture...


01 Dec 08 - 05:12 AM (#2504677)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: GUEST,Ralphie

Racist tits?????!!!!


01 Dec 08 - 08:35 AM (#2504798)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: GUEST,Surreysinger

Gosh Liz - haven't seen mention of your tits for some time - glad to see you've still got them out in the open!!! LOL!


01 Dec 08 - 10:52 AM (#2504945)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Liz the Squeak

I'm keeping a careful eye on them, as they appear to have competition from the sparrows who have developed the knack of hanging off the feeders like the tits do... now I have no problems with them doing that, they're entitled to food after all, but they're pushing the tits out and I worry for the little things.

LTS


01 Dec 08 - 11:06 AM (#2504960)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: GUEST,Ralphie

It's the squirrels that I've got a problem with...My tits are lovely but scared. And as for the poor old Robin....Well.


01 Dec 08 - 11:28 AM (#2504977)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Liz the Squeak

Should I start a new thread about my tits? It's been a while, people might be getting concerned about their absence....

LTS


01 Dec 08 - 11:35 AM (#2504983)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Lizzie Cornish 1

Will there be photos on the thread, Liz???

(choruses of "Yes, PLEEEEZE!" could be heard from all ye Mudcat Men gathered round the screen)


01 Dec 08 - 04:02 PM (#2505243)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Rapparee

There are many other things that haven't been heard from in a coon's age.


01 Dec 08 - 04:07 PM (#2505254)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: MMario

Haven't had a good discussion of that ilk in a long time. Of course, that's probably because the ilk migration patterns have been distupted by the Dutch conspiracy to rule the world.


01 Dec 08 - 05:12 PM (#2505299)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: skipy

At last a single page on the net that contains a link between whelks & spatulas

www.arch.dcr.state.nc.us/subsist/zoo-wood.htm - 19k

Skipy


01 Dec 08 - 05:27 PM (#2505309)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Rapparee

Sure, sure -- a 404 error.


01 Dec 08 - 05:37 PM (#2505316)
Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: skipy

Type   whelk spatula    into google
Skipy