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04 Dec 08 - 08:51 PM (#2508213) Subject: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: kendall Seems to me that back in the 40s and 50s the airways were clogged with really dumb songs. Who can beat this one. Chicory chick cha la cha la, chicalromy in a bananaka bollaka wollaka can't you see, chickory chick is me. Who would write such a piece of inane tripe? |
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04 Dec 08 - 09:01 PM (#2508222) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Cluin Somebody who probably laughed all the way to the bank. |
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04 Dec 08 - 09:03 PM (#2508223) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Leadfingers Mairzy Doats comes a close second !! |
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04 Dec 08 - 11:29 PM (#2508271) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Don Firth Just about anything recorded by Bobby Goldsboro? Don Firth |
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04 Dec 08 - 11:40 PM (#2508277) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST The Eggplant That Ate Chicago |
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05 Dec 08 - 12:42 AM (#2508303) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Little Hawk It's an embarrassment of riches whenever this subject comes up. ;-) |
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05 Dec 08 - 01:41 AM (#2508315) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Big Mick nana nananana hey hey hey goodbye. and sugar, honey honey, you are my candy girl, and you got me wanting you and yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy and it feels so good to me Need I go on. Anything from the 60's and 70's that was described as bubblegum music. Biggest waste of airtime ever. Mick |
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05 Dec 08 - 02:39 AM (#2508331) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Dave Hanson Gilly Gilly Ossen,,,,,,,,,,,,,ah feck off, stupid song. eric |
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05 Dec 08 - 04:13 AM (#2508386) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: VirginiaTam God I love this place. Thanks for the morning giggles. |
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05 Dec 08 - 04:15 AM (#2508387) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Will Fly Well, McArthur Park could certainly take the cake... even if was left out in the rain. |
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05 Dec 08 - 04:24 AM (#2508391) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Jim Lad Zabadak ♫ |
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05 Dec 08 - 04:25 AM (#2508393) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST,Betsy at Work AGGA - don't |
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05 Dec 08 - 05:36 AM (#2508436) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Georgiansilver There she was just a walking down the street, Singing "Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo" Have you ever heard anyone walking down the street singing those words.... even after the song came out???? |
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05 Dec 08 - 05:43 AM (#2508437) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Will Fly Ah - but are you referring to the second-rate version by Manfred Mann? Or the original, excellent version by the Exciters? Like chalk and cheese. Mind you, I still haven't actually heard anyone singing... |
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05 Dec 08 - 05:52 AM (#2508443) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST, Sminky To me right whack fal the doo-a di-do-day, Right whack fal the doo-a di-do-day, Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra lay, To me right whack fal the doo-a di-do-day. Careful folks. People in glass houses......... |
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05 Dec 08 - 05:55 AM (#2508445) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Waddon Pete There she was just a walking down the street, Singing "Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo" But I bet you all sang the line in your head's just now!!! :o) Peter |
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05 Dec 08 - 06:35 AM (#2508470) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST,Gerry The stupidest song (the stupidest song) You ever heard (you ever heard) Was sipping cider (was sipping cider) Right through a bird (right through a bird). The stupidest song you ever heard Was sipping cider through a bird. |
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05 Dec 08 - 07:06 AM (#2508493) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Mr Happy http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=x-y-50RW5Ng Mr Happy & the Gloom Band can be heard this evening performing their rendition at the Glan yr Afon sesh in Dolphin near Holywell, North Wales |
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05 Dec 08 - 07:07 AM (#2508495) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: kendall This song was mentioned back in 1999, but it's still the dumbest I ever heard. |
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05 Dec 08 - 08:35 AM (#2508551) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST I think there's a misconstruction here. It isn't the young lady walking down the street who is singing "Do wah diddy," etc., but rather the singer of the song itself, or more precisely the persona created by the singer, of a young man admiring her as she walks; and it's not intended as a literal expression of that persona's spoken words at the time, but rather as a linguistic metaphor for the feeling that he derives from said admiration. A similar literary device is employed in the fictitious song (by Rockaday Johnny) within a song (by Bob Dylan): "Tell your ma, tell your pa, our love's a-gonna grow; ooh-wah-wah." In that case, the speaker does not intend the final phrase as part of the message he wants his beloved to convey to her parents. It is appended to express his enthusiasm for the communication, and indeed for the entire relationship. |
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05 Dec 08 - 09:01 AM (#2508566) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Cool Beans I'm partial toward "Billy's Mule," by the New Christy's Minstrels, a song so dumb that it singlehandedly ended the 1960s folk music boom, IMHO. It's so stupid that I've recored it for my next CD. Until then, you can hear the New Christy's Minstrels version: http://members.cox.net/pvsharp/tlg/tncc.html |
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05 Dec 08 - 09:32 AM (#2508595) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Jim Dixon I'M IN LOVE WITH A BIG BLUE FROG is the song that pretty much ended my worship of Peter Paul & Mary. |
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05 Dec 08 - 09:37 AM (#2508597) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: topical tom "Don't Worry, Be Happy". |
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05 Dec 08 - 10:00 AM (#2508612) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Acorn4 !All I need is the air that I breathe and to LUURRVE you. Didn't Dr Barbara Moore try this in the early sixties - cheap lifestyle anyway! |
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05 Dec 08 - 10:05 AM (#2508615) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Charmion For sheer inanity, it's hard to beat "Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut last night ..." sung to the tune of "Clementine". Very popular among nine-year-olds circa 1963, when I was nine years old myself. Or perhaps "Hey bus driver, speed up a little bit, speed up a little bit, speed up a little bit. Hey bus driver, speed up a little bit, I wanna get home some day" -- not to speak of a whole whack more of really traditional genuine folk songs that little kids just *love*. Big Blue Frog wasn't a folk song, but it sure had -- and still has -- all the qualities of a seriously good novelty song. "It's not as bad as it appears, he's got glasses and a PhD!" I loved it when I was 14, and I still do. As for "Don't worry, be happy", it's less a song than a genius arrangement of melodious sounds all generated by Bobby McFerrin, a seriously under-rated musician. |
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05 Dec 08 - 10:22 AM (#2508627) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: PeadarOfPortsmouth For me, without question... "My Pal Foot Foot" by The Shaggs |
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05 Dec 08 - 12:12 PM (#2508718) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST,Bob L I like traffic lights... ENOUGH!!! |
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05 Dec 08 - 12:33 PM (#2508744) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Bill D Hey! "Chickory-chick" was the hit of my 2nd grade class! WE thought it was just great! Now, *I* always hated "Ragg Mopp" |
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05 Dec 08 - 12:35 PM (#2508751) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Bobert Don Firth got it right... Bobby Goldsboro's "Honey" is by far the worst song ever written... |
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05 Dec 08 - 12:39 PM (#2508755) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: PoppaGator There are lot of nonsense-lyric songs that I really LIKE, including the aforementioned "Do Wah Diddy" and a whole bunch of New Orleans R&B classics like Jesse Hill's "Ooh Pooh Pa Doo" and Lee Dorsey's "Sittin' here La La (Waitin' for my Ya Ya)." I think that Allen Toussaint may have produced both of these gems ~ he's definitely responsible for the entire Lee Dorsey catalog, and I think he may have done the earlier Jesse Hill record as well. And then there's Professor Longhair's immortal "Tipitina." Nothing stupid about that, regardless of the absense of any narrative coherence! Those songs aren't "stupid" ~ they're fun, and they are entirely valid artistic achievements in that they successfully evoke an atmosphere of laughter and good times, making it virtually impossible to remain straightfaced and motionless. Even those lightweight/airheaded bubblegum songs that Mick dislikes so much are tolerable to me because they aspire to that kind of "feelgood" status (even though they generally fail to reach anyone with halfway-grownup intelligence). For my money, true songwriting stupidity is most evident where the effort is the most pretentious. And the absolute stupidest song ever to achieve widespread popularity and/or airplay has already been mentioned: "MacArthur Park." |
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05 Dec 08 - 12:54 PM (#2508776) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: PoppaGator I cross-posted with Bobert. I had forgotten all about the absolutely awful "Honey." He's right, it's one of the worst songs ever recorded, if not the very worst. Hard to compare versus "MacArthur Park," since the two are despicable in such different ways... "Thanks" a LOT, Bobert, for making that terrible song run though my head again! |
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05 Dec 08 - 12:58 PM (#2508779) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: olddude Ironman Ozzie |
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05 Dec 08 - 01:09 PM (#2508791) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: bubblyrat Charlie Drake's "My Boomerang Won't Come Back " As for "Gilly Gilly Hossenfeffer Katzen Ellen Bogen by The Sea ".....Well, when I lived in Germany , I was AMAZED to discover that there is a town there called "KatzenEllenBogen" ,although it isn't, as far as I know,by the sea ( and Hossenfeffer, or Harsenpfeffer, or whatever,is a dish of rabbit or hare ). So maybe it ain't such a stoopid song after all, Mein Fuhrer !! |
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05 Dec 08 - 01:17 PM (#2508798) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego Chalk up another for Don Firth: Bobby Goldsboro's music was even worse than his hair - which made him appear to be a cross between a Beatle and a pixie on steroids. |
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05 Dec 08 - 01:25 PM (#2508803) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego Well....if I have to come up with an actual example - how about "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," by the esteemed former duo of Elmo & Patsy (a veterinarian and his former wife who moonlighted this ditty) come to mind as we face the annual holiday festival of consumption. |
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05 Dec 08 - 01:30 PM (#2508806) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Jim Lad I loved "Honey"! |
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05 Dec 08 - 02:07 PM (#2508835) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Acorn4 I think that one by the tremolos was pretty awful - I think it was called the "Ballad of Jimmy Brown" or something like that :- "And the chapel bells were ringing BONG!!! BONG!!! " Basically this bloke was born, got married , had kids and snuffed it" Probably the most mindumbingly boring fart ever to walk the earth. Give me Wiily and Nancy and the mega body count any day! |
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05 Dec 08 - 02:35 PM (#2508861) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Amos Having My Baby, and The Little Blue Man, are two that come to mind right away as awfulness incarnate, along with Hot Diggety, Dog Diggety, Boom, What You Do to Me. And This Rose, and a Baby Ruth. A |
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05 Dec 08 - 02:46 PM (#2508870) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: dick greenhaus I always thought Suzanne deserved the award. |
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05 Dec 08 - 03:04 PM (#2508894) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: frogprince I followed Cool Bean's link to "Billy's Mule, and then found this on down that page; I haven't actually heard this, but the lyric has to be a real contenduh: ARTIST: Mason Williams TITLE: The Prince's Panties Lyrics and Chords [Capo 2] There was once a prince who acted strangely in that He thought life was stupid and it was for him so He made up a world in which he liked the things we liked But he had different reasons why he liked them / D - / C - / D - / C - / He liked butter for its color He would order toast and color Waitresses, confused would utter Sir, I've never heard of toast and color He'd get angry and begin to choke them The law would come, and they'd arrest and book him So his life was a mess of trouble Still he kept it up / " / " / Bb - / A - / He had dogs, a hundred cocker spaniels and he Called them panties, 'cause they did that mostly, and he Did not care at all if they would bark and fetch sticks Run and jump, roll over, and play dead tricks No, he liked them only for their panting So he would run them ragged, but one day they got fed up And chased the prince right up against the fence And the prince was eaten by his panties ... / Bb - / A D B - / |
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05 Dec 08 - 03:59 PM (#2508921) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego To Acorn 4: Not as a contradiction, but a matter of historic interest, the original piece on which the "Jimmy Brown" song was based was performed and recorded by an esteemed French vocal group called Les Compagnons de Chansons. An all male octet, they were formed in 1946 and became known world wide as contemporaries of Charles Aznavour and Edith Piaf. The song was called "Les Tres Cloches," or "The Three Bells." The harmonies in the original were beautifully done. |
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05 Dec 08 - 04:35 PM (#2508957) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Little Hawk I'll play Suzanne for you when next we meet, dick. ;-) I think it's a lovely song that got damaged mostly simply by being covered way too often by way too many earnest young folksingers. The first time one heard it, though, it was lovely. Fast forward ten years, by which time you've heard it at least 80,000 times, and mostly by people who gave it a rather callow and unconvincing rendition...and you could get quite fed up with it. As they say, "familiarity breeds contempt". |
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05 Dec 08 - 04:39 PM (#2508962) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: PoppaGator As I recall, "Jimmy Brown" or "Three Bells" was recorded by The Browns, a Nashville act who were actually members of a family named Brown. A corny-enough song to my taste, but not nearly the stupidist ever. One truly awful song that I don't remember ever hearing in full myself, but with which David Letterman has gotten many laughs recently just by repeatedly playing a brief excerpt, is something recorded by Jose Feliciano: "Old Turkey Buzzard." |
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05 Dec 08 - 04:53 PM (#2508974) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Cluin Google "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy. `nuff said. |
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05 Dec 08 - 04:53 PM (#2508975) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Genie Big Blue Frog isn't so much a novelty song (nor do I think it a stupid song) as a bit of satire aimed at racism (specifically, making fun of people who foresee all sorts of horrible results from interracial marriage). Kind of like the Smothers Brothers' "Crabs Walk Sideways." G |
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05 Dec 08 - 04:56 PM (#2508979) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Genie I think a distinction might be drawn between "silly songs" and "stupid songs." I kind of like the former. To me, "stupid songs" are ones that reveal more, well, ignorance or stupidity than fancy or whimsy." Probably the silliest song I've ever heard is "A Horse Named Bill." Which is why it's fun. Genie |
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05 Dec 08 - 05:03 PM (#2508991) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Genie Oh, and, Bubblyrat, it's "Ossenfeffer," not "Hossenpfeffer" or "Hasenpfeffer." Thinking of novelty songs (such as that one), I'd say probably the stupidest "novelty song" I've ever heard is the one Sylvia Sims recorded: "English Muffins And Irish Stew." The chorus says "You'd never think they go together but they certainly do: the combination of English muffins and Irish stew." 1) Why on earth would anyone think they WOULDN'T go together? 2) If they do, who cares? |
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05 Dec 08 - 05:09 PM (#2508998) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: JedMarum I gotta agree that Bobby Goldsboro's "Honey" really was pretty f*cking dreadful, but to me the stupidest and most annoying song ever has to be Barry Manilow's, I Write the Songs. I could be prejudiced, I guess. I find everything about Barry's music annoying. |
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05 Dec 08 - 05:29 PM (#2509012) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: PoppaGator Excellent nomination, Jed. All those Manilow songs can be pretty hard to take, but the one where he credits himself as "the" writer of songs is absolutley obnoxious. Songs that "the whole world sings," no less! |
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05 Dec 08 - 05:48 PM (#2509025) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Bill D Now, there are some pretty awful 'country' songs....as in "Bobby Broke My Heart at Walgreens, and I Cried All the Way to Sears" The stupidest, of course, are the ones which TRY to be poignant and serious, and come off as maudlin and syrupy and dumb....and sound like they were written stream-of-conciousness in 15 minutes. |
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05 Dec 08 - 06:34 PM (#2509050) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego Now, we are faced with another conundrum; what's the difference between "stupid songs" and "nonsense songs?" "A Horse Named Bill," which was collected, I believe, by none other than Carl Sandburg, falls into the latter category, according to many. There's a grand tradition of the ludicrous in music. |
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05 Dec 08 - 06:35 PM (#2509051) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Little Hawk Poppa Gator - I have to agree with you that "I Write The Songs" is definitely one of the more annoying songs I have ever heard....but...you are doing Barry Manilow an injustice, and I'll explain why. Here are the lyrics of that song: I've been alive forever, And I wrote the very first song. I put the words and the melodies together, I am Music, And I write the songs. I write the songs that make the whole world sing. I write the songs of love and special things. I write the songs that make the young girls cry. I write the songs, I write the songs. My home lies deep within you, And I've got my own place in your SOUL, Now, when I look out through your eyes, I'm young again, even though I'm very old. Chorus Oh my music makes you dance And gives you spirit to take a chance, And I wrote some rock 'n' roll so you can move. Music fills your heart, Well, that's a real fine place to start. It's from me, it's for you, It's from you, it's for me, It's a worldwide symphony. Chorus x2 I am Music, and I write the songs. ******* Now...Barry is not saying that he himself has been alive forever. He is saying that Music itself has been alive forever. He is saying that Music itself is what writes ALL the songs (doing so through the many human beings who put pen to paper and serve as scribes and voices and players for Music itself). That's actually a rather interesting concept that Barry Manilow is dealing with there, giving voice in song to an eternal muse, Music itself, which inspires all people in all times and places and serves as the originator of every song. That's a pretty cool idea! The reason the song is annoying, despite the coolness of the idea it's based upon, is due to Barry Manilow's particular style and delivery, I think, not to any fault in his creative concept. He has a style and delivery which most folkies and rockers can't stand. Where you are doing him an injustice is that you assume he is saying that Barry Manilow himself "writes the songs the whole world sings", etc.... He is not saying that. He is saying that Music itself, as a grand eternal muse, is writing the songs. He is just the individual singer who is giving that idea a voice, in this case, by writing a song honoring the spirit of Music. |
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05 Dec 08 - 07:13 PM (#2509064) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Bee-dubya-ell "Surfin' Bird", no doubt about it. Its only redeeming feature is that it was used in the movie Pink Flamingos. It was a pretty good choice as a song for a guy to "lip synch" with his asshole. |
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05 Dec 08 - 07:21 PM (#2509066) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: evansakes Georgiansilver said "There she was just a walking down the street, Singing "Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo" Have you ever heard anyone walking down the street singing those words.... even after the song came out???? " I agree. It's a great big mystery (and it sure is worrying me). I wish somebody would tell me what "Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo" means... |
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05 Dec 08 - 07:45 PM (#2509078) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Acorn4 If we include country music then we enter a different dimension of awfulness:- "Little Rosa" by Red Sovine |
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05 Dec 08 - 07:46 PM (#2509080) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Acorn4 ...and I think we should exclude c/w from this thread as it has an unfair advantage in the crap stakes! |
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05 Dec 08 - 08:01 PM (#2509090) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Acorn4 ..and "Windmills of your Mind" of course - totally meaningless garbage - Jeremy Taylor used to do a wonderful parody! |
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05 Dec 08 - 08:56 PM (#2509110) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Little Hawk The phrase "singin' Dow Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Dum" does not refer to anything being sung by any of the characters IN the song (the girl and the guy). It simply provides a singable, repetitive, strongly rhythmic phrase in much the same way as.... "Fa la la la laaaa, la la laaaa la" or "How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now...." The purposes of such phrases in songs (whether or not they mean anything) is to provide a rhythmic section that an audience can sing along with. They can be absolutely meaningless...such as "Fa la la la la" or "Hi, Ho, the Derry-O"...or they can have meaning, such as the line from the Stan Rogers song. |
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05 Dec 08 - 09:07 PM (#2509115) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Cluin Yes. As usual around here, the definition has been stretched beyond all recognizability. It was supposed to be about stupid songs, not songs you don't like. |
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05 Dec 08 - 11:40 PM (#2509163) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: JedMarum ... but I don;t like stupid songs! ;-) |
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05 Dec 08 - 11:52 PM (#2509165) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Genie Little Hawk, you beat me to the punch, clarifying who the "I" is in "I Write The Songs." I'm not crazy about the song itself, but I think the concept is fine. However, Barry Manilow did not write the song "I Write The Songs." That would be Bruce Johnston. Genie |
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06 Dec 08 - 01:14 AM (#2509183) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Little Hawk Righto. I didn't know for sure who wrote it...but assumed that Manilow did. |
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09 Dec 08 - 07:05 AM (#2510569) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Mr Happy Another gem here: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq6TRf2iMbI |
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09 Dec 08 - 07:10 AM (#2510572) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Mr Happy ...............& more http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rMYo4KTzFi4 eat your heart out Chongo!! |
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09 Dec 08 - 09:39 AM (#2510679) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: bankley 'Achey Breaky Heart' as sung by Hannah Montana's father, Bill Ray Cyrus 'tho it was a big line dancing hit.. |
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09 Dec 08 - 10:27 AM (#2510711) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST,goodnight gracie Love Shack |
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09 Dec 08 - 11:26 AM (#2510753) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Stephen L. Rich MacAurthur Park. |
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09 Dec 08 - 11:41 AM (#2510761) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Tootler Those awful sweetheart dies in tragic circumstances songs of which "Tell Laura I love her" and "Ebony Eyes" were prime examples. |
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09 Dec 08 - 05:42 PM (#2511158) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST "I wish somebody would tell me what "Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo" means..." It's a rather loose English translation of the original Gaelic "Well shirigim duraham da wack fall the daddy oh" |
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09 Dec 08 - 05:44 PM (#2511163) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Tangledwood Sorry, Guest was me . . .another cookie eaten. |
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09 Dec 08 - 06:06 PM (#2511192) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Tootler "I wish somebody would tell me what "Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo" means..." It's a rather loose English translation of the original Gaelic "Well shirigim duraham da wack fall the daddy oh" Actually as a result of changes in the English language over many generations it is what "Fa la la la la la la la la" became - and we *all* know what that means (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) |
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09 Dec 08 - 08:13 PM (#2511297) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST,Bill the sound Sospan Fach never made any sense to me -it's too silly to translate. |
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09 Dec 08 - 11:43 PM (#2511365) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Genie So right, Toodler! *g* One of the dumbest songs - yet sort of clever in a weird way - was "Incense, Peppermints." The band that recorded it put together the lyrics just by going to a rhyming dictionary and using a bunch of words that were listed together because they sort of sounded alike. Total nonsense, but it became a hit. |
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10 Dec 08 - 12:43 PM (#2511820) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego One I have not (mercifully) heard in a long while was written by some red-neck ignoranus(dumb-ass)about Billy Joe McAllister Jumping Off the Tallahatchee Bridge. Come to think of it, I believe a young lady wrote it - the name escapes me. I think her hair was longer than her career... |
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10 Dec 08 - 01:16 PM (#2511857) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: PoppaGator TJ, I too got sick of that song back when it was on the radio all day every day. Imagine my surprise many years later when I read that Bob Dylan described it as a great achievement in songwriting and one of his all-time favorites! After reading his praise for the imagery, particularly in creating the setting of the family gathered around the table, and the irony of such chatter as "pass the biscuits, please" while discussing the death of a person the parents would prefer not to think about, I had to rethink my opinion of the song. The artist (who did write it as well as sing it on the hit record) was named Bobbie Gentry. I don't recall the title, though... |
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10 Dec 08 - 01:22 PM (#2511867) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Genie That would be "Ode To Billy Joe" |
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10 Dec 08 - 02:03 PM (#2511887) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Sleepy Rosie I'm including two stupid songs just because I genuinely love them. The first with Hoagy - She's a mile wide...! The second a grand description of just the way things are: Triangle wins. |
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10 Dec 08 - 02:54 PM (#2511939) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Little Hawk I think that "Ode To Billy Joe" was actually a very well-crafted and well-performed song, but what happened to it was what happens to many such songs.....it got played WAY too many times on the radio until a lot of people got heartily sick of it. Bobbie Gentrie did very well with that song and got on TV quite a bit because of it. Her good looks definitely helped in that regard. |
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10 Dec 08 - 06:55 PM (#2512121) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego I retract everything I said about "Billy Joe" and, by extension, Bobbie Gentry. Dylan made a good point. I hope she has had a happy life after the limelight faded. The point about "one hit wonders" getting played to death harks back well into the 1950's. What creates a new idol often overexposes and destroys it soon afterward. |
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10 Dec 08 - 07:38 PM (#2512153) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Genie I agree about Ode To Billie Joe. It seems like a very true-to-life portrait of an ordinary southern low-income rural family and how they might respond to an event like Billie Joe jumping off the Tallahatchie Bridge. (The song kind of reminds me of The Beatles' "A Day In The Life.") As I said earlier in this thread, there's a difference between a song being really bad and one just being played over and over till people get sick of it. "Jingle Bells" is a fine old song, but I'm already sick of it for this Christmas season, and we have 2 more weeks to go. LOL |
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10 Dec 08 - 08:57 PM (#2512206) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Little Hawk You know what the real problem is? Commercial mass marketing, that's what. It is mass marketing of music via radio and TV that pummels us to boredom and distraction with some really bad songs...and some really good ones too...by overplaying them to the saturation point and beyond while completely ignoring the other thousands of fine songs they could be playing for us if they had a single gram of imagination or artistic sense in their money-addled brains and their cold, empty hearts. Too much repetition can ruin anything. |
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10 Dec 08 - 09:02 PM (#2512210) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: michaelr The Pina Colada Song! |
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11 Dec 08 - 11:25 AM (#2512643) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Little Hawk The Pina Colada song is a strong contender, for sure. Other than being just a whimsical bit of fluff, it's a cheap shot at things like health food, yoga, veggie-burgers, and other worthwhile stuff like that that Mr Joe-Average in the song is just WAY too cool and "normal" to ever want to engage in.... Somebody oughta strap that boy down and shove tofu down his gullet, I say! ;-) |
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11 Dec 08 - 11:51 AM (#2512671) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Tootler Quote - Little Hawk You know what the real problem is? Commercial mass marketing, that's what. It is mass marketing of music via radio and TV that pummels us to boredom and distraction with some really bad songs...and some really good ones too...by overplaying them to the saturation point and beyond while completely ignoring the other thousands of fine songs they could be playing for us if they had a single gram of imagination or artistic sense in their money-addled brains and their cold, empty hearts. Too much repetition can ruin anything. You are so right. It is the reason behind the tyranny of the playlist which means that DJs/presenters have little or no control over what is played and are not permitted to exercise their judgment. One of the reasons that John Peel in the UK was such a good DJ was that he refused to submit to the tyranny of the playlist. OTOH the tyranny of the playlist is one of the reasons why Mike Harding's folk music programme on R2 (UK) is so unadventurous. |
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11 Dec 08 - 12:14 PM (#2512704) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Little Hawk Yes, and it's all based on someone's primitive idea of how he can supposedly reap the most profits by attracting the most listeners. |
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11 Dec 08 - 12:25 PM (#2512718) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Dave Sutherland "Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats and Dogs" regardless of who sings it. |
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11 Dec 08 - 01:40 PM (#2512779) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Willie-O If you look up Bobbie Gentry's story, you'll find that she was far from "some red-neck ignoranus(dumb-ass)". She did grow up poor in Mississippi, but moved to California at 13 and majored in philosophy at UCLA. Ode To Billie Joe was made into a movie in the 70's--don't you want to know (this is what the kids call a "spoiler", but a little late): "In the movie, the mystery of the title character's suicide is revealed as a part of the conflict between his love for Bobbie Lee Hartley and his emerging homosexuality." Ode To Billy Joe was certainly her biggest success, but she did have a number of charted songs, mostly covers, in a career that lasted till she retired from performing in 1978. She is also quoted in Wiki as saying (about her 1970 song and album "Fancy"): " 'Fancy' is my strongest statement for women's lib, if you really listen to it. I agree wholeheartedly with that movement and all the serious issues that they stand for — equality, equal pay, day care centers, and abortion rights." So to sum up, she was from Mississippi and sure had big hair, but don't underestimate her. W-O |
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11 Dec 08 - 05:31 PM (#2512995) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Tangledwood "Actually as a result of changes in the English language over many generations it is what "Fa la la la la la la la la" became - and we *all* know what that means (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) " Although there are definite similarities in the story it isn't generally recognised that they are the same song. Your example is believed to have originated in Wales - "Ffa Lla Lla Lla Lla Lla Lla Lla Lla boyo" which of course gives it a subtle difference in meaning. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) |
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11 Dec 08 - 11:22 PM (#2513217) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: GUEST Any Christmas carol |
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12 Dec 08 - 01:01 AM (#2513262) Subject: RE: Stupidest song you ever heard. From: Genie Spoken like a true grinch, anonymous GUEST. |