10 Dec 08 - 07:32 PM (#2512146) Subject: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: maple_leaf_boy I did a search for this one, but I couldn't find a thread for it. Humorous Book Titles and author names; (if they were actually written). 40 Yards to the Latrine by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont 50 years in the saddle by Major Asburn Are there any other ones? |
10 Dec 08 - 07:46 PM (#2512161) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: Genie I think we have lots of them in previous threads. E.g., "Mt St. Helens, 1980" by Hugh G. Ruption "How To Get A Date For Saturday Night" by A. Horace Goodenough |
10 Dec 08 - 07:59 PM (#2512167) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: Steve Shaw "Cat in my Bed" by Claude Balls (no relation to Ed) |
10 Dec 08 - 08:21 PM (#2512181) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: catspaw49 "Fine Dining Out"........Connie Lingus "Bums Out Back"......Anna Lingus "An Unauthorized Biography of Linda Lovelace".......Phil Addio "The Negro in Mississippi".....Dwight Mannsberden "Prison Tales"......Ben Dover "My Life As A Porn Star".......Red Ruffensor "Growing Up on the Farm".......Jack Mahogov "The Viagra Handbook"........Hugh G. Reckshun "Children, Come Unto Me"...........Clark Barr "Winter Warmth"...............Ray D. Ader Spaw |
10 Dec 08 - 09:14 PM (#2512217) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: Rapparee Under the Bleachers, by Seymour Butts. The Long Yellow River, by Won Hung Lo. |
10 Dec 08 - 11:29 PM (#2512265) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: HuwG "Rain Forest Ecology" - Teresa Green "The Police Procedure Handbook" - Laura Norder "An Easy Way to Riches" - Robin Banks |
10 Dec 08 - 11:34 PM (#2512267) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: topical tom "The Yellow River" by I. P. Daily |
11 Dec 08 - 12:52 AM (#2512286) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: Seamus Kennedy "Rusty Bedsprings" by I.P. Knightly "Over the Cliff" by Hugo Furst |
11 Dec 08 - 03:02 AM (#2512315) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: Genie "Dentistry Made Easy" by Phil McCafferty "Preventing Unwanted Litters" by Kat Spayer "Personnel Management" by Hiram N. Firam |
11 Dec 08 - 05:34 AM (#2512416) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: Bryn Pugh "Russian Rugby Tales" by I. Kiktabolokov "Puddles under the Bed" by R. Jerry Leakes. "The Gay Gordons" by Ben Doon and Philip McCaverty "Tragedy on the Cliffs" by Eileen Dover. "The Haunted House" by Hugo First. "Proctology" by R. Sole |
11 Dec 08 - 10:45 AM (#2512616) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: jonm "The Nail in the Bannister" by R. Stornoway |
11 Dec 08 - 12:20 PM (#2512713) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: Bill D "Adolescent Humor" by S. Marmy Tittering |
11 Dec 08 - 01:21 PM (#2512768) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: Mr Red "Le Blame Culture" by Jack Hughs "Tight Uniforms" by Seymour Nurse |
11 Dec 08 - 03:30 PM (#2512871) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: Art Thieme My favorite book title, although it is one I have never actually found, is a book being read by Lenny Bruce on the cover of one of his Fantasy Records LP albums. "Pigs Ate My Roses" I love the title. Implied are a myriad of deep possibilities within and between those few words. Art Thieme |
11 Dec 08 - 04:54 PM (#2512950) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: Georgiansilver "The power of Prayer" by Neil Down and Askya Godfrit. "Fairy tales" by Alison Wanda Land. "Suspense" by Cliff Hanger. "How to win a Battle" by Ewen Douzami. "The lengths we go to" by Ellen Diwater. "New to the Army" by Rory Croute. Oh and how about.. "Antique Flatware" by George Ian Silver |
11 Dec 08 - 05:55 PM (#2513017) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: Georgiansilver What about this profound one.... coined by my unfathomable brain? "Stuck in Reverse" by Maj Ciffart. |
12 Dec 08 - 03:27 PM (#2513727) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: bubblyrat "Training Budgerigars" by Hugh Zapretti-Boyden "Modern Anaesthesia" by O.P. Yates "The Police Crowd -Control Manual " by William Hoover-Long "Muscle Developement" by Anna Bollixter-Royd |
12 Dec 08 - 03:43 PM (#2513736) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: topical tom "Ruptured" by Wan Hung Lo. |
12 Dec 08 - 03:43 PM (#2513737) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: bubblyrat I forgot !!--- "Modern Carpet Trends " by Walter Wall |
12 Dec 08 - 03:50 PM (#2513742) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: topical tom From the ridiculous to the sublime!(LOL): "If Life is a Bowl of Cherries What am I Doing in the Pits?" Erma Bombeck |
12 Dec 08 - 03:54 PM (#2513745) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: VirginiaTam How to Write a Best Seller by Paige Turner |
12 Dec 08 - 05:34 PM (#2513832) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: Liz the Squeak There's a whole book of these lurking in the shelves somewhere... I'll have to dig it out and look. Got it... it's called 'Bizarre Books' by Russell Ash and Brian Lake, and it's actually a collection of real book titles (some pictured) that were really published and make no sense whatsoever. 'A Toddler's Guide to the Rubber Industry'. pub 1947. 'Fifty new Creative Poodle Grooming Styles' - pub 1981 'Organizing Deviance' by Joel Best and David F Luckenbill, pub 1982 to name but three. LTS |
30 Jan 09 - 03:26 AM (#2552622) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: GUEST,Humorous book titles "Brown Spots on the Wall," by the Chinese author: Hoo Flung Poo "Red River Valley," by The Kotex Kid "Blue Balls," by Jock Tootite |
30 Jan 09 - 05:43 AM (#2552692) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: GUEST,Allen in Oz " Over the Hill" by Willie Comeback |
30 Jan 09 - 06:45 AM (#2552730) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: Jack Campin The one I remember from that "Bizarre Books" list was a civil engineering monograph, "The Resistance of Piles to Penetration". |
30 Jan 09 - 10:27 AM (#2552900) Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles From: Donuel Tiger's Revenge by Claude Balls |