To Thread - Forum Home

The Mudcat Café TM
https://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=116864
26 messages

BS: Humorous Book Titles

10 Dec 08 - 07:32 PM (#2512146)
Subject: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: maple_leaf_boy

I did a search for this one, but I couldn't find a thread for it.
Humorous Book Titles and author names; (if they were actually written).

40 Yards to the Latrine by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont
50 years in the saddle by Major Asburn

Are there any other ones?


10 Dec 08 - 07:46 PM (#2512161)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: Genie

I think we have lots of them in previous threads.

E.g.,
"Mt St. Helens, 1980" by Hugh G. Ruption
"How To Get A Date For Saturday Night" by A. Horace Goodenough


10 Dec 08 - 07:59 PM (#2512167)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: Steve Shaw

"Cat in my Bed" by Claude Balls (no relation to Ed)


10 Dec 08 - 08:21 PM (#2512181)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: catspaw49

"Fine Dining Out"........Connie Lingus
"Bums Out Back"......Anna Lingus
"An Unauthorized Biography of Linda Lovelace".......Phil Addio
"The Negro in Mississippi".....Dwight Mannsberden
"Prison Tales"......Ben Dover
"My Life As A Porn Star".......Red Ruffensor
"Growing Up on the Farm".......Jack Mahogov
"The Viagra Handbook"........Hugh G. Reckshun
"Children, Come Unto Me"...........Clark Barr
"Winter Warmth"...............Ray D. Ader


Spaw


10 Dec 08 - 09:14 PM (#2512217)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: Rapparee

Under the Bleachers, by Seymour Butts.
The Long Yellow River, by Won Hung Lo.


10 Dec 08 - 11:29 PM (#2512265)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: HuwG

"Rain Forest Ecology" - Teresa Green
"The Police Procedure Handbook" - Laura Norder
"An Easy Way to Riches" - Robin Banks


10 Dec 08 - 11:34 PM (#2512267)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: topical tom

"The Yellow River" by I. P. Daily


11 Dec 08 - 12:52 AM (#2512286)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: Seamus Kennedy

"Rusty Bedsprings" by I.P. Knightly
"Over the Cliff" by Hugo Furst


11 Dec 08 - 03:02 AM (#2512315)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: Genie

"Dentistry Made Easy" by Phil McCafferty
"Preventing Unwanted Litters" by Kat Spayer
"Personnel Management" by Hiram N. Firam


11 Dec 08 - 05:34 AM (#2512416)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: Bryn Pugh

"Russian Rugby Tales" by I. Kiktabolokov

"Puddles under the Bed" by R. Jerry Leakes.

"The Gay Gordons" by Ben Doon and Philip McCaverty

"Tragedy on the Cliffs" by Eileen Dover.

"The Haunted House" by Hugo First.

"Proctology" by R. Sole


11 Dec 08 - 10:45 AM (#2512616)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: jonm

"The Nail in the Bannister" by R. Stornoway


11 Dec 08 - 12:20 PM (#2512713)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: Bill D

"Adolescent Humor" by S. Marmy Tittering


11 Dec 08 - 01:21 PM (#2512768)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: Mr Red

"Le Blame Culture" by Jack Hughs

"Tight Uniforms" by Seymour Nurse


11 Dec 08 - 03:30 PM (#2512871)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: Art Thieme

My favorite book title, although it is one I have never actually found, is a book being read by Lenny Bruce on the cover of one of his Fantasy Records LP albums.

"Pigs Ate My Roses"

I love the title. Implied are a myriad of deep possibilities within and between those few words.

Art Thieme


11 Dec 08 - 04:54 PM (#2512950)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: Georgiansilver

"The power of Prayer" by Neil Down and Askya Godfrit.
"Fairy tales" by Alison Wanda Land.
"Suspense" by Cliff Hanger.
"How to win a Battle" by Ewen Douzami.
"The lengths we go to" by Ellen Diwater.
"New to the Army" by Rory Croute.


Oh and how about.. "Antique Flatware" by George Ian Silver


11 Dec 08 - 05:55 PM (#2513017)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: Georgiansilver

What about this profound one.... coined by my unfathomable brain?

"Stuck in Reverse" by Maj Ciffart.


12 Dec 08 - 03:27 PM (#2513727)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: bubblyrat

"Training Budgerigars" by Hugh Zapretti-Boyden

"Modern Anaesthesia" by O.P. Yates

      "The Police Crowd -Control Manual " by William Hoover-Long

       "Muscle Developement" by Anna Bollixter-Royd


12 Dec 08 - 03:43 PM (#2513736)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: topical tom

"Ruptured" by Wan Hung Lo.


12 Dec 08 - 03:43 PM (#2513737)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: bubblyrat

I forgot !!---
          "Modern Carpet Trends " by Walter Wall


12 Dec 08 - 03:50 PM (#2513742)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: topical tom

From the ridiculous to the sublime!(LOL):

"If Life is a Bowl of Cherries What am I Doing in the Pits?" Erma Bombeck


12 Dec 08 - 03:54 PM (#2513745)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: VirginiaTam

How to Write a Best Seller by Paige Turner


12 Dec 08 - 05:34 PM (#2513832)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: Liz the Squeak

There's a whole book of these lurking in the shelves somewhere... I'll have to dig it out and look.

Got it... it's called 'Bizarre Books' by Russell Ash and Brian Lake, and it's actually a collection of real book titles (some pictured) that were really published and make no sense whatsoever.


'A Toddler's Guide to the Rubber Industry'. pub 1947.

'Fifty new Creative Poodle Grooming Styles' - pub 1981

'Organizing Deviance' by Joel Best and David F Luckenbill, pub 1982

to name but three.


LTS


30 Jan 09 - 03:26 AM (#2552622)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: GUEST,Humorous book titles

"Brown Spots on the Wall," by the Chinese author: Hoo Flung Poo
"Red River Valley," by The Kotex Kid
"Blue Balls," by Jock Tootite


30 Jan 09 - 05:43 AM (#2552692)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: GUEST,Allen in Oz

" Over the Hill" by Willie Comeback


30 Jan 09 - 06:45 AM (#2552730)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: Jack Campin

The one I remember from that "Bizarre Books" list was a civil engineering monograph, "The Resistance of Piles to Penetration".


30 Jan 09 - 10:27 AM (#2552900)
Subject: RE: BS: Humorous Book Titles
From: Donuel

Tiger's Revenge by Claude Balls