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BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption

13 Dec 08 - 10:48 AM (#2514278)
Subject: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice

First day of Christmas,
kitty gave to me,
Partridge feathers from the pear tree.


13 Dec 08 - 10:49 AM (#2514279)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice

two hair balls
and partridge feathers from the pear tree


13 Dec 08 - 10:51 AM (#2514281)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: SINSULL

Assisted suicide? Holly berries are poisonous.


13 Dec 08 - 11:27 AM (#2514312)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Ed T

This dental apron is kill'in me


13 Dec 08 - 11:44 AM (#2514318)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Becca72

Had the same thought as Sins. Kitty in the picture looks like my Mikey. :-)


13 Dec 08 - 11:48 AM (#2514320)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice

I thought of the holly poison, too. No berries in his mouth hopefully. Maybe it's plastic holly? Plastic not good to eat, either.


13 Dec 08 - 12:03 PM (#2514329)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Georgiansilver

Now the pussy bears a berry, as red as the blood,


13 Dec 08 - 01:37 PM (#2514396)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: topical tom

♫ Have a holly jolly Christmas...♪


13 Dec 08 - 01:45 PM (#2514402)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: topical tom

HAPPY HOLLYDAYS!


13 Dec 08 - 02:54 PM (#2514452)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice

fangs
for the memories


13 Dec 08 - 08:08 PM (#2514645)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Genie

"Mama always told me to eat my greens, but this is ridiculous!"


13 Dec 08 - 08:10 PM (#2514646)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Genie

"Damned partridge! Trying to hide in that holly bush ain't fair!"


13 Dec 08 - 09:00 PM (#2514682)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice

three dead mice, two hairballs, and partridge feathers from the pear tree


13 Dec 08 - 09:02 PM (#2514684)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice

btw, that illustration is from
Chris Buzelli, an excellent illustrator.


13 Dec 08 - 09:10 PM (#2514691)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice

four shredded curtains
three dead mice
two hairballs
and partridge feathers
from the pear tree.


13 Dec 08 - 11:28 PM (#2514730)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Bee-dubya-ell

FIVE SHARPENED CLAWS!
four shredded curtains
three dead mice
two hairballs
and partridge feathers
from the pear tree.


13 Dec 08 - 11:57 PM (#2514738)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice

six broken ornaments
FIVE SHARPENED CLAWS!
four shredded curtains
three dead mice
two hairballs
and partridge feathers
from the pear tree.


14 Dec 08 - 04:05 AM (#2514782)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Georgiansilver

seven lumps of cat poo
six broken ornaments
etc etc


14 Dec 08 - 01:09 PM (#2515032)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Genie

Eight fleas a-jumping,
Seven lumps of cat poo,
Six broken ornaments,
etc., etc.


14 Dec 08 - 01:09 PM (#2515034)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Genie

Nine lives remaining,
Eight fleas a-jumping,
etc.,


14 Dec 08 - 01:13 PM (#2515036)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice

Ten chewed up holly leaves
Nine lives remaining,
Eight fleas a-jumping,
Seven lumps of cat poo,
six broken ornaments
FIVE SHARPENED CLAWS!
four shredded curtains
three dead mice
two hairballs
and partridge feathers
from the pear tree.


14 Dec 08 - 03:06 PM (#2515125)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice

eleven tangled tinsels


14 Dec 08 - 03:06 PM (#2515127)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Genie

Eleven catnip chew toys,
Ten chewed up holly leaves
Nine lives remaining,
Eight fleas a-jumping,
Seven lumps of cat poo,
six broken ornaments
FIVE SHARPENED CLAWS!
four shredded curtains
three dead mice
two hairballs
and partridge feathers
from the pear tree.


14 Dec 08 - 03:17 PM (#2515136)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice

ok, then

TWELVE tangled tinsels
Eleven catnip chew toys,
Ten chewed up holly leaves
Nine lives remaining,
Eight fleas a-jumping,
Seven lumps of cat poo,
six broken ornaments
FIVE SHARPENED CLAWS!
four shredded curtains
three dead mice
two hairballs
and partridge feathers
from the pear tree.


14 Dec 08 - 05:13 PM (#2515243)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Genie

LOL!

Wunnerful!


15 Dec 08 - 11:26 AM (#2515844)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice

Snow covering the grass... need to get my greens from somewheres.


15 Dec 08 - 11:42 AM (#2515869)
Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Ed T

Holly folly