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27 Dec 08 - 09:50 AM (#2525480) Subject: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bobert Hey, we don't need no surge of troops in Afganistan... Seems that the US forces are collecting all kinds od actionalble intellegence from the Afgan warlords and elders on the Taliban by... ...giving them, ahhhhhh, Viagra pills in exchange for information??? Hmmmmmmm??? Brings new meaning to "Give *piece* a chance..." LOL... Fact is stranger than fiction... B;~) |
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27 Dec 08 - 10:05 AM (#2525490) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bee Probably a curse for the women targetted by these fading old buggers. |
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27 Dec 08 - 11:26 AM (#2525544) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie It will stiffen their resolve |
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27 Dec 08 - 11:27 AM (#2525545) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie Just remembered a typical Glasgow challenge to a fight 'C'mon then pal, if ye think ye're hard enough' ¦¬] |
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27 Dec 08 - 12:18 PM (#2525582) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Ed T Oviously, hardened fighters |
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27 Dec 08 - 12:53 PM (#2525610) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bee-dubya-ell Is that what they call hard intelligence? |
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27 Dec 08 - 01:28 PM (#2525635) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie Yup, give them democracy, then they can hold erections. |
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27 Dec 08 - 01:43 PM (#2525646) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Alice Those poor women already have enough to deal with. |
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27 Dec 08 - 01:48 PM (#2525649) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: bobad Not to mention the sheep. |
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27 Dec 08 - 02:24 PM (#2525671) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Charley Noble Very, very bad! "Do you herd sheep?" me father asked. Me mother leapt in fright; "Ye're faither's wrong," she declared, "Have you heard sheep is right!" Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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27 Dec 08 - 03:10 PM (#2525689) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: gnu Ewe wish. |
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27 Dec 08 - 03:38 PM (#2525699) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Ed T Viagra and crack will lead them to their grave. |
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27 Dec 08 - 10:19 PM (#2525857) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Riginslinger That was the Teddy Roosevelt approach: Speak softly and carry a big stick! |
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27 Dec 08 - 10:48 PM (#2525858) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Peace Standup guys, huh? |
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27 Dec 08 - 10:58 PM (#2525862) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Art Thieme For stand-up comedy, that is "speak softly and carry a big shtick." Art Thieme |
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28 Dec 08 - 12:12 AM (#2525874) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Amos I always knew this would come to a bad end... A |
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28 Dec 08 - 08:16 AM (#2525965) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Charley Noble Oh, Taliban, oh Taliban, What makes you stand so tall? Oh, Taliban, oh Taliban, You can shoot right o'er the wall! Oh, dear! Charley Ignoble |
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28 Dec 08 - 08:22 AM (#2525969) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: wysiwyg Hm, I think we oughtta develop a brand of bottled water to send into hostage situations that contains not Viagra, but a sedative.... You know, where it would be in there but labeled as generic bottled water. Human beans bein' what we are tho it would soon lead to tranked kids, bosses, spouses.... Hmmmm............ ~S~ |
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28 Dec 08 - 10:58 AM (#2526016) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: SINSULL Has anyone asked what the government is paying for the viagra? Probably $300 per dose. And once again we the American public, will be screwed. |
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28 Dec 08 - 11:36 AM (#2526037) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie $300 per dose! That's a bit stiff innit? |
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28 Dec 08 - 12:14 PM (#2526058) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: gnu Keep a stiff upper lip? |
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28 Dec 08 - 04:43 PM (#2526194) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Riginslinger "And once again we the American public, will be screwed." Only if our partner buys some... |
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28 Dec 08 - 06:16 PM (#2526233) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Amos Hey man...ain't got no time for that bomb shit, ya know...? |
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28 Dec 08 - 06:43 PM (#2526248) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: GUEST,bankley another NATO boner |
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29 Dec 08 - 03:49 AM (#2526389) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Mr Red well it certainly won't put them off their stroke............ |
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29 Dec 08 - 06:06 AM (#2526453) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bill D "A gourmand, while dining at Crew, Found quite a large mouse in his stew. Said the waiter, "Don't shout and wave it about, Or the rest will be wanting one, too!" "An old warlord, with wives more than two Was 'restored' with tablets of blue Said the Colonel, "Don't shout and wave it about, Or the rest will be wanting one, too!" |
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29 Dec 08 - 09:20 AM (#2526564) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Charley Noble Bill D- Not a bad start. I think the last line would work better if it read "Or the rest will be wanting SOME too!" The old wife was in the parlor eating bread and honey, Her husband was in her chambermaid and she was in the money! Singing "Oh, Viagra! Love 'em little blue pills!" Cheerily, Charley Ignoble |
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29 Dec 08 - 09:31 AM (#2526580) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie There was this young* fellow named Bill Penned Limericks about a blue pill When asked how dare you man, Be rude to the Taleban He said, 'cos I can, and I will Young* .....This is called poetic licence ¦¬] |
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29 Dec 08 - 10:16 AM (#2526608) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bill D hmmm...needs some editing There was this Penned Limericks about a blue pill Asked "how dare you man, Insult the Taliban?" He replied, "'cos I can, and I will!" *this is called 'telling it like it is' |
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29 Dec 08 - 10:18 AM (#2526610) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bill D Charley... ok...'some' :>)) |
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29 Dec 08 - 10:26 AM (#2526615) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie The "Blue Re-membered Pills" ? |
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29 Dec 08 - 10:40 AM (#2526624) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bill D ♫I try to remember those days when my member Was strong and quick and oh, so mellow.... .....try to remember, and if you remember, Then follow..."♫ |
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29 Dec 08 - 11:09 AM (#2526655) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: wysiwyg There once was a feller named Bill Penned Limericks about a blue pill. When admired, "How you dare, man, To insult the Taliban!" He grinned, "'course I can, so I will!" This is called good writing that scans without pissing the contest. ~S~ |
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29 Dec 08 - 11:33 AM (#2526671) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie Didn't know there was one Susan |
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29 Dec 08 - 11:48 AM (#2526686) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Donuel Islam directs its followers to avoid temptation by eliminating the opportunity for temptation in the outside world and not just within ones self, ergo the hiding of women in burkas etc. Viagra would be judged by clerics to enhance temptation and therefore be against the teachings of the big Mo. PS Calling him the big Mo is also blasphemey punishable by stoning to death. |
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29 Dec 08 - 12:32 PM (#2526718) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bill D "...punishable by stoning to death." makes living near "Rock Creek" a mixed blessing, huh? |
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29 Dec 08 - 01:07 PM (#2526732) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie I blame Bill Haley |
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29 Dec 08 - 01:08 PM (#2526733) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie And Mick Jagger |
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29 Dec 08 - 01:59 PM (#2526772) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Amos Mohammed, the lord of the nations, Exhorts us to shy from temptation! But sin + Viagra Has more force than Niagara WHich alters the whole calculation! |
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29 Dec 08 - 08:18 PM (#2527043) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Charley Noble There was a hakim from Kandahar, Whose tool was somewhat ajar But with one little pill blue, He restored his screw, And now he's prince of the casbah. Cheerily, Charley ignoble |
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30 Dec 08 - 12:15 AM (#2527143) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Donuel Keith Richards - stoned to death but keeps on playing. |
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30 Dec 08 - 01:48 AM (#2527170) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Neil D q. What happens if you give Viagra to the Taliban? a. They get taller. |
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30 Dec 08 - 03:56 AM (#2527192) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Finally,..Now they can fuck themselves over...and over..and over...and over...maybe even leave the young boys alone...and even stop cutting off the clits of the women.....Perhaps, even find out that the rest of the world has moved beyond the 10th century! |
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30 Dec 08 - 10:09 PM (#2527978) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Riginslinger Sanity - Isn't it politically incorrect to attack an ethnicity that cuts off clits? |
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31 Dec 08 - 06:48 AM (#2528150) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Mr Red are the Taliban an ethnicity? or a religion? ethnicity says nothing about beliefs, religion is nothing without them. |
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31 Dec 08 - 03:24 PM (#2528542) Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Don Firth Make love, not war. . . ? Don Firth It's hard and it's hard, ain't it hard. . . . |