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08 Jan 09 - 09:51 AM (#2535069) Subject: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: olddude On the news some doc gave his sick wife one of his kidney's afterwords she filed for divorce and so now he went on TV saying he wants his kidney back. That is the stuff of great country songs ... You broke my heart so gimme your kidney ... Oh my gosh. knowing the talent of people here, I bet you could come up with a bunch of good lyrics for the melody |
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08 Jan 09 - 10:06 AM (#2535075) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Lizzie Cornish 1 Oh cripes! WHAT are the lawyers going to do with this one?? :0) You're right, Dan, I can't wait to read the lyrics.. |
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08 Jan 09 - 10:12 AM (#2535084) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: wysiwyg Potential lines in the song: Yew flushed yore toxins then yew flushed my heart or, If yew have mah kidney then how come I'm pissed? ~S~ |
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08 Jan 09 - 10:32 AM (#2535104) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: olddude That is great LOL it is a good start for sure |
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08 Jan 09 - 10:38 AM (#2535108) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: olddude Oh my gosh it gets better, I guess she was getting it on with a neighbor then got sick. After the transplant she was feeling better and dumped her husband for the guy she was carrying on with. let see we have 1)a broken heart 2) affair with a neighbor 3) stolen kidney (that is what her ex claims she stole it by telling him how she loved him only to get his kidney) Wow this song will have it all ... now if grandma got ran over by a old ford truck we would have it all |
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08 Jan 09 - 10:42 AM (#2535115) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: katlaughing NY man demands estranged wife pay him for kidney 14 hours ago GARDEN CITY, N.Y. (AP) — A New York doctor is demanding that his estranged wife pay him $1.5 million to compensate him for the kidney he gave her while they were still on good terms. Dr. Richard Batista spoke Wednesday to reporters at his lawyer's office in Garden City, Long Island. He said he gave his kidney to Dawnell Batista in June 2001. She filed for divorce in July 2005. The 49-year-old Batista works for Nassau University Medical Center. The couple have three children, ages, 8, 11 and 14. Seeing as how she birthed three children, apparently with him, I'd say that more than compensates for his kidney, imo. Of course we don't know all of the story, but oh my...! |
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08 Jan 09 - 10:52 AM (#2535128) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: olddude ok, the today show indicated it was right afterwords. Well 3 years isn't exactly right afterwords as they indicated. Either way, good song story LOL |
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08 Jan 09 - 10:56 AM (#2535133) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Jean(eanjay) Apparently donating an organ is a gift (can't be taken back) and organs can't be assigned a monetary value. It sounds as if the marriage was actually on the rocks at the time anyway because of her medical problems (neighbour or no neighbour) so what on earth was he thinking of? Now he's likely to incur legal costs as well. Perhaps any lyrics should be titled "I messed my life up well and good". |
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08 Jan 09 - 11:13 AM (#2535158) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Jean(eanjay) now if grandma got ran over by a old ford truck we would have it all "I messed my life up well and good and now grandmas on the hood". Sorry, I'm in a daft mood today! |
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08 Jan 09 - 11:14 AM (#2535161) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: SINSULL He's been flushed from the bathroom of her heart. |
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08 Jan 09 - 11:28 AM (#2535176) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Amos What he's actually saying, it seems, is You can keep the kidney, dear, 'cause I've got another. But you owe me 1.5 million for the one I gave you so the kids could have a mother. You threw me over for the neighbor, which leaves my poor heart crushed, But if I take that kidney back, babe, your whole life will be flushed!" You don't want to wake up in a bathtub of ice, with a note around your neck. So let's part friends as soon as you Write that million-dollar check!" |
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08 Jan 09 - 12:21 PM (#2535216) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Georgiansilver In 2001 a guy called Batista, Had a kidney removed sometime around Easter. After two failed transplants, Dawnell his wife, Received Richards kidney to save her life. Dawnell now quite healthy moved on with her life, She cheated, wanting to be Richards wife. Eventually filing to get a divorce, Not showing a sign of care or remorse. When she refused access to their lovely offspring, Richard resorted to a peculiar thing. He demanded his kidney be given right back, Or one and a half million to keep things on track. Who knows the result of this torrid affair, In actual fact, who has even a care? I hope that they both can enjoy their life, When they find a solution to this bit of strife. |
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08 Jan 09 - 01:01 PM (#2535240) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: John MacKenzie That's not too offal |
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08 Jan 09 - 01:06 PM (#2535246) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: olddude LOL very good, I bet it will become a classic |
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08 Jan 09 - 06:25 PM (#2535502) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Herga Kitty Ah, but won't he have to refund the blood transfusions....? (see Merchant of Venice) Kitty |
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09 Jan 09 - 07:33 AM (#2535857) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: John MacKenzie He's pretty sanguine about that Kitty |
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09 Jan 09 - 12:37 PM (#2536163) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Herga Kitty I guess he read about the retrial Kitty |
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09 Jan 09 - 05:34 PM (#2536496) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Michael I think he's just trying to take the piss. Mike |
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09 Jan 09 - 06:44 PM (#2536569) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Rapparee I gave my love a kidney That had no stone.... |
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09 Jan 09 - 06:57 PM (#2536580) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Art Thieme If the transplant hadn't happened she might change her name to Lady Di Alisis. It's a stretch, but I tried... Art |
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09 Jan 09 - 10:53 PM (#2536744) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Rapparee I used to date Di Alisis. She was always stoned and just pissed herself away. |
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10 Jan 09 - 01:27 PM (#2537244) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Lox Last christmas I gave you my heart. This christmas I gave you my kidney. Next christmas I'll be giving you alimony. |
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10 Jan 09 - 02:03 PM (#2537271) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Georgiansilver And a Partridge in a pear tree??? |
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10 Jan 09 - 05:05 PM (#2537442) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Michael Liver and let live I say. Mike |
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10 Jan 09 - 09:47 PM (#2537693) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Cllr HIghway robbery "Stand and de-liver, your money or your life" |
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10 Jan 09 - 10:21 PM (#2537704) Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney From: Rapparee I want your kidney Your only kidney The one I gave you As life slipped away. But now you cheated Our marriage over So I'll take your kidney away. --to the tune of "Your Are My Sunshine" |