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BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!

09 Jan 09 - 01:51 PM (#2536269)
Subject: BS: new oxymorons for the new decade!
From: Art Thieme

Don't give up your day job! --- an oxymoron for the new era because, now, more and more every day, it is a moot point.

Control, itself, is a one-word oxymoron

And to bring back a semantic observation that I've noted before (as is my wont):

If, after being laid off, you are reinstalled, it would be <"day-job-vu all over again!"

Love,

Art


09 Jan 09 - 02:05 PM (#2536278)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: SINSULL

Those of us who have a day job are clinging to it for all we're worth.
The times they are a changing.
Can you say "Depression"?


09 Jan 09 - 02:09 PM (#2536282)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: gnu

Yup.


09 Jan 09 - 02:18 PM (#2536292)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: ClaireBear

When layoffs were rife in the 1980s, many euphemisms were coined to soften the blow. My favorite of these was "decruited," and that was the therm I used when I became superfluous to my own employer back then. This did, though, make me wonder: When I am "recruited," does that mean I've been there before?

Here are some other terms, cribbed from a New York Times poll found here:

Instead of "fired":

- bumped
- decruited
- de-hired
- deselected
- destaffed
- discontinued
- disemployed
- dislocated
- displaced
- downsized
- excessed
- involuntarily separated
- nonretained
- nonrenewed
- severed
- surplussed
- transitioned
- vocationally relocated

Instead of "layoffs":   

- degrowing
- executive culling
- job separation
- payroll adjustment
- personnel surplus reduction
- reduction in force or "rif" (verb form:" I was riffed")
- redundancy elimination
- refocusing job the skill mix
- refocusing of the skill mix
- resource reallocation
- reorganization
- right-sizing
- work force imbalance correction


09 Jan 09 - 02:23 PM (#2536298)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: Bert

day-job-vu all over again!

yaaah! Art, ya got me running and screaming.


09 Jan 09 - 02:24 PM (#2536301)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: VirginiaTam

The council for which I work is taking bids from private companies to become an "External Delivery Partner" in providing council services. In plain English, council services will be outsourced and mid to lower level council staff will be contracted to the External Delivery Partner. All jobs will be re-evaluated, post holders will have to apply for their jobs, those jobs will be at lower salary scale. What happens to pensions I don't even want to think about.

The council has been quite covert in it's dealings. Even Unison (labour union) were not consulted and consider that what the council has doen and is doing is illegal. Council managers only recently received very vague information to cascade down to staff.

A few Q&A road shows have been laid on but they filled up quickly as only 20 people permitted to book per session. The link to book sessions only first showed up on the organisation intranet yesterday morning. Was taken down yesterday evening before I left work. This morning when I came in to work it still was not there. About an hour later it reappeared in smalled print and different place on the page. Pointless because the new sessions they added were already full. Luckily I had booked a place for myself and 3 colleagues yesterday.

I have just put myself forward to be Unison Steward at my work because we don't have one on site. Not that I know all the ins and outs, I do have the passion and am willing to learn.

Fun times.


09 Jan 09 - 05:22 PM (#2536488)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: Art Thieme

Sinsull,
Recession = when your neighbor is out of a job.

Depression = when you are.

Art


09 Jan 09 - 05:43 PM (#2536507)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: Liz the Squeak

Ah, we do not have staffing issues, we have a 'pre-surplus'.

LTS


09 Jan 09 - 06:48 PM (#2536572)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: Bill D

If you are laid off from McDonalds, are you dis-enfranchised?

If you are laid off from AT&T, are you disconnected?

If you are laid off from a logging company, are you defenestrated?

If.... hmmmmmm


09 Jan 09 - 06:48 PM (#2536573)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: Rapparee

What ever happened to "got the ax" or "fired"?

"Downsized" makes me think of geese or lopping off someone's head. "Ann Boleyn was downsized by Hank 8."


09 Jan 09 - 06:52 PM (#2536576)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: Art Thieme

Alas, a lass, Rapunzel, was upbraided!

ART


09 Jan 09 - 07:09 PM (#2536590)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: frogprince

There must be more appropriate terms for this situation for our times; perhaps "previosly employed", or "occupationally challenged", or, perhaps to avoid any trace of stigma, "differently occupied".


09 Jan 09 - 09:11 PM (#2536676)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Claire, you forgot that all too used word, "Downsizing"


09 Jan 09 - 11:32 PM (#2536772)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: Escapee

One,( especially a musician ) can be " riffed ". From " Reduction In Force "


09 Jan 09 - 11:37 PM (#2536775)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: Gurney

The majority of people on this site, if sacked, could become another oxymoron.

Professional Folksingers.


09 Jan 09 - 11:40 PM (#2536778)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: Art Thieme

disgruntled--but what does it mean?
Art


10 Jan 09 - 08:17 AM (#2536976)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: kendall

Redundant. What a word! It's bad enough to be out of a job, but to be called redundant is adding insult to injury.


10 Jan 09 - 12:00 PM (#2537175)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: Donuel

Out of Control was a oxymoron I heard very often.

People who supported the economic rape of the United States used to say I was out of control.


10 Jan 09 - 12:37 PM (#2537202)
Subject: RE: BS: a new oxymoron for 2009!
From: Richard Bridge

Economic Planner?
Growth Fund?
Capital Gain?