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BS: Formal Dining ...your caption

14 Jan 09 - 10:04 PM (#2539898)
Subject: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

Is the fish Fresh?


14 Jan 09 - 11:30 PM (#2539923)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: GUEST,leeneia

I'm too tired to think of a caption. But thanks for posting this charming picture.


15 Jan 09 - 12:53 AM (#2539940)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: JohnInKansas

"Are you SURE the house rules say you can't piss in the pool?"

(I've seen the penguins at the zoo.)

John


15 Jan 09 - 02:39 AM (#2539968)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Gurney

How could you tell, John? Did they leave a con-trail?


Come to think of it, DO birds piss?


15 Jan 09 - 02:42 AM (#2539969)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Georgiansilver

Hey Gurney... did no-one ever tell you about the birds and the bees???? LOL

Anyway... caption:-    I'll have the pork chop with Roast potatoes and five veg please waiter!


15 Jan 09 - 09:11 AM (#2540223)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

We'll just have the buffet.


15 Jan 09 - 09:38 AM (#2540264)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: topical tom

I hope tuxedos meet the dress code.


15 Jan 09 - 09:39 AM (#2540268)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: topical tom

We'll take the sushi.


15 Jan 09 - 09:40 AM (#2540271)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: topical tom

I hope there's something fishy on the menu.


15 Jan 09 - 09:47 AM (#2540285)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

Iceberg lettuce in my salad, please.


15 Jan 09 - 09:56 AM (#2540295)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

Thousand Island dressing


15 Jan 09 - 10:01 AM (#2540303)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Jean(eanjay)

Juniors helping him again with the Sudoku; wish he'd just hurry up and finish the headcount.


15 Jan 09 - 10:03 AM (#2540305)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: wysiwyg

"Iz't piktcher prity? You noe you're gona emiaow mi."

~S~


15 Jan 09 - 10:19 AM (#2540319)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Ed T

Global warming, no way, its freaking 56C below.


15 Jan 09 - 10:25 AM (#2540328)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

Can we have quiet corner?

Is like a zoo in here.


15 Jan 09 - 10:25 AM (#2540329)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Ed T

Do I have any concerns about local impact of a future terriorist attack? ummm...a krilling thought


15 Jan 09 - 10:28 AM (#2540334)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

... and with extra topping and plenty of anchovies.


15 Jan 09 - 10:29 AM (#2540338)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

Galapagos? Party of 3?

Walk this way....


15 Jan 09 - 10:31 AM (#2540340)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Jean(eanjay)

7 across is definitely an anagram.


15 Jan 09 - 10:32 AM (#2540341)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Jean(eanjay)

I didn't realise that was part of an elephant's diet, are you sure?


15 Jan 09 - 10:34 AM (#2540342)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Jean(eanjay)

Those directions seem pretty clear to me.


15 Jan 09 - 10:35 AM (#2540344)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Ed T

Sara Palin can see me from her house? Wow, I'd better pull the kelp drapes.


15 Jan 09 - 10:37 AM (#2540347)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Ed T

It's black and white to me


15 Jan 09 - 10:38 AM (#2540348)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

Palin? Oh, oh, I think I threw up a little in my mouth.


15 Jan 09 - 10:39 AM (#2540349)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Jean(eanjay)

Believe me, this colour is best for the penguin house.


15 Jan 09 - 10:41 AM (#2540356)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

You can have one from column A and two from column B
and the fortune cookies are free.


15 Jan 09 - 10:43 AM (#2540360)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Ed T

No, I do not look like a butch, and I don't have 'Property of the Zoo' stamped on me!
.


15 Jan 09 - 10:44 AM (#2540361)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Ed T

Bloody, seabird flavour


15 Jan 09 - 10:47 AM (#2540367)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

Please make the service quick,
we're on the fly.


15 Jan 09 - 11:03 AM (#2540385)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Ed T

Take me to the Emperor, you Jackass


15 Jan 09 - 11:15 AM (#2540397)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

Three penguins walk into a bar.

The bartender says,

What's this? You need TWO wingmen?


15 Jan 09 - 11:17 AM (#2540403)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Becca72

"We're here for the black tie dinner. What do you mean our names aren't on the guest list?"


15 Jan 09 - 11:17 AM (#2540404)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

Three penguins walk into a bar.

The bartender says,

What is this, some kind of joke?


15 Jan 09 - 11:19 AM (#2540407)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

I'll have a penguin colada.


15 Jan 09 - 11:35 AM (#2540428)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

I can has sea kitten??


15 Jan 09 - 12:21 PM (#2540477)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: kendall

Do you serve Leopard Seal?


15 Jan 09 - 01:33 PM (#2540547)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Ed T

I'd like to see you in a down Duvet


15 Jan 09 - 01:35 PM (#2540554)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Ed T

Why don't hens take baths?
Penguin envy?


15 Jan 09 - 01:36 PM (#2540557)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

a nice penguin noir for you?


15 Jan 09 - 03:35 PM (#2540651)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: paula t

Sorry - if you're not on the list you're not coming in.


15 Jan 09 - 06:22 PM (#2540817)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Ed T

No, I won't sign a contract, and don't want to live in philadelphia


15 Jan 09 - 07:05 PM (#2540853)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

But Paula!! We made reservations!!!!!! A week ago!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL


15 Jan 09 - 07:09 PM (#2540856)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

We heard this was a 5 Starfish restaurant.


15 Jan 09 - 07:10 PM (#2540857)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

We're here for the Snow Ball.


15 Jan 09 - 07:11 PM (#2540860)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

We can has Ice Burgers??


15 Jan 09 - 07:12 PM (#2540862)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

We're here for the birthday party.
For our Aunt Arctica.


15 Jan 09 - 07:13 PM (#2540866)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

That's okay.
We can wait.
We like to just
go with the floe.


17 Jan 09 - 09:07 AM (#2541248)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Ed T

Your lost? OK, go straight for two thousand miles, you will see a huge ice berg. take a sharp left and swim for another thousand miles.


17 Jan 09 - 05:20 PM (#2541680)
Subject: RE: BS: Formal Dining ...your caption
From: Alice

You look like you are wearing tuxedos.

What makes you think we are not?