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23 Jan 09 - 08:28 PM (#2547488) Subject: BS: My Carrot From: CarolC I grew this in my garden. I wonder what the garden nature spirits are trying to tell me... http://www.alcdv.com/pics/carrot6.jpg http://www.alcdv.com/pics/carrot5.jpg |
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23 Jan 09 - 08:30 PM (#2547489) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: Alice oh, gawd Did you have to post the CLOSE UP? LOL splattered keyboard. |
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23 Jan 09 - 08:41 PM (#2547497) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: CarolC What! It's just a carrot ! LOL |
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23 Jan 09 - 08:58 PM (#2547505) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: Bee-dubya-ell That's what happens when guys pee on the compost pile. Too many male hormones get into the soil. |
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23 Jan 09 - 09:06 PM (#2547509) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: Sorcha Oh, Carol....that is just too too funny!!!! I think you'd best pay attention to the Carrot God! |
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23 Jan 09 - 10:03 PM (#2547547) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: Ebbie hahahaha Too funny - but don't take it into the blue-haired ladies' tea. (Actually, they above all others would probably laugh the hardest.) |
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23 Jan 09 - 10:26 PM (#2547555) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: Bill D but if you want MORE, you need a pair |
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23 Jan 09 - 10:37 PM (#2547559) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: Sorcha Oh dear gods....Bill, where DO you find this stuff?????? |
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23 Jan 09 - 10:46 PM (#2547567) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: CarolC I think my carrot might have some carrot envy now. ;-\ |
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24 Jan 09 - 10:18 AM (#2547807) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: Rapparee Is that why Bugs ate so many carrots? |
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24 Jan 09 - 10:52 AM (#2547830) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: John MacKenzie Here's one I grew earlier. |
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24 Jan 09 - 02:23 PM (#2548011) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: topical tom Well, they're all good for the eyes.(and imagination) |
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24 Jan 09 - 04:24 PM (#2548114) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: VirginiaTam like Baldrick's humorously shaped turnip. giggle |
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24 Jan 09 - 05:19 PM (#2548166) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: freda underhill The universe has sent you a message, CarolC (is that what the C stands for?), wisdome that you have been ignoring from other sauces.. "Remember, William," says Sir Hugh Evans, "Focative is Caret," "and that" replies Mrs. Quickly, "is a good root." (from Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor (IV:1)) "The man in the moon drinks claret, But he is a dull Jack-a-dandy; Would he know a sheep's head from a Carrot He should learn to drink cider and brandy." (Song of Mad Tom in _Midsummer Night's Dream) An old Polish saying " If your husband is old and weak you must have him to drink the juice from two big carrots and one firm celery." have you got a juice extractor? |
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24 Jan 09 - 05:29 PM (#2548174) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: CarolC My husband is not old and weak. ;-) |
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24 Jan 09 - 06:02 PM (#2548197) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: Liz the Squeak So I fed him the carrot and celery juice... what does it do and when will it start working? LTS |
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24 Jan 09 - 06:18 PM (#2548213) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: John MacKenzie How long have you been waiting? |
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24 Jan 09 - 07:14 PM (#2548256) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: JennieG Isn't there a song - "And it's oh dear me, how would it be If I die an old maid in a garret" that has the last line "If I can't have a man, I'd rather have a carrot" Now I know why! Geez.....the mind boggles...... Cheers JennieG |
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24 Jan 09 - 08:16 PM (#2548311) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: TheSnail Are you sure it's not a mandrake? |
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25 Jan 09 - 05:23 AM (#2548524) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: John MacKenzie JennieG, that's the rude Oz version. We polite Scots sing parrot, not carrot! |
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25 Jan 09 - 06:53 AM (#2548581) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: JennieG You mean there are other words??? All these years I have been labouring under a misap...under a mis....a parrot?? What can one do with a parrot that one can't do with a carrot? Don't answer that! Cheers JennieG |
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25 Jan 09 - 06:56 AM (#2548586) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: Lizzie Cornish 1 Uh Oh, I think we're heading towards Robbie Burns...I bet he had a poem of two in his desk about parrots. Trust the Scots, eh Jennie! ;0) NOW I know why Scotsmen wear kilts! It's to hide their parrots! :0) |
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25 Jan 09 - 07:00 AM (#2548589) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: TheSnail NOW I know why Scotsmen wear kilts! It's to hide their parrots! No, it's because sheep take fright at the sound of a zip. |
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25 Jan 09 - 07:18 AM (#2548600) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: Mo the caller The difference between a carrot and a parrot? You can talk to either, but the carrot won't answer back. So take your pick. |
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25 Jan 09 - 07:19 AM (#2548603) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: Lizzie Cornish 1 'Tis a good job Mae West never went to Scotland.. "Hey, is that a parrot in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me!" Oh dearie, the places Naughty Carrots lead you... :0) LOL |
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25 Jan 09 - 07:24 AM (#2548605) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: John MacKenzie This is what Scotsmen keep under their kilts Lizzie. A Cutty Gun. ¦¬] |
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25 Jan 09 - 07:47 AM (#2548626) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: Lizzie Cornish 1 Am I old enough to look at that link, John! (Yikes smiley!) :0) |
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25 Jan 09 - 07:54 AM (#2548631) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: Lizzie Cornish 1 OK, so I peeked! That NAUGHTY Andrew! I did worse than that though, John..I 'image' googled 'cuttie gun' with Burns' spelling..and trust me...you are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy too young for this! :0) ;0) |
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25 Jan 09 - 03:08 PM (#2548931) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: Bill D what Googling that tells ME is how many people can't spell....and don't care to learn. Google does highlight how many words which are innocuous in one language are naughty in another. |
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25 Jan 09 - 07:01 PM (#2549105) Subject: RE: BS: My Carrot From: JennieG That's a cute little critter! Cheers JennieG |