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27 Jun 99 - 02:14 AM (#90093) Subject: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: brad3555@yahoo.com Please, I am after the lyrics to Sailors Hornpipe also known as College hornpipe, I think. I am after the bawdy version (Filthy words version). I would prefer to be emailed at: brad3555@yahoo.com Thanks. Brad. |
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27 Jun 99 - 10:19 AM (#90121) Subject: RE: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: Barry Finn Hi Brad, I would prefere not to post to e-mail because others here would miss on content that may be of interest to them. SO saying that, I've been looking for words to the Sailor's Hornpipe for a few decades & have only heard & seen one verse that's found in Doeflinger's "Shantymen & Shantyboys". If you've heard/seen more please do tell. Here's what I've seen/heard.
We'll have another drink 'fore the boat shoves off
Here are a couple of verses I wrote because I couldn't stand to sing such a great song for such a short time.
We'll go see Iron Peg & get our mainsheets hauled (2x)
We've been on the beach just a day to long (2x)
After a week at sea we'll be longing for a port(2x) Barry |
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27 Jun 99 - 12:09 PM (#90135) Subject: RE: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: Barry Finn I hae no idea how that bold print came about in the above post. Barry |
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28 Jun 99 - 07:57 AM (#90323) Subject: RE: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: Steve Parkes Ah, you missed the r out of <br>, like you missed off the < on the second bold line! These cheap computers are a real curse, aren't they! Steve |
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29 Jun 99 - 02:47 AM (#90619) Subject: RE: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: Murray on Salt Spring All I've heard is:
Do your balls hang low? -Heard in the Royal Navy, 1952, from a public school boy from Yorkshire. |
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29 Jun 99 - 03:06 AM (#90622) Subject: RE: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: There are some additional verses to that above in Ed Cray's 'The Erotic Muse' 2nd ed., p. 336, 1992. He notes the tune "Sailor's Hornpipe" for it and also "The Parade of the Wooden Soldiers" for the song. |
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29 Jun 99 - 02:39 PM (#90754) Subject: RE: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: Walrus Do your balls hang low, Can you swing them to and fro, Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Do you get a funny feeling When you bang'm on the ceiling? Oh you'll never make a soldier 'til your balls hang low. Do they itch when it's hot? Can you put them in a pot? Do they clink when you talk? Do they jingle when you walk? Can you sling them o'er you shoulder like a rotten bloody soldier? Oh you'll never make a soldier 'til your balls hang low. Learned from my late father, a pre-hostilities WWII conscript. Regards Walrus
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30 Jun 99 - 01:08 PM (#91061) Subject: RE: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: gargoyle The testicle tunes you refer to above? Are they "Sailor's Hornpipe" or "Zip Coon" aka "Turkey in the Straw?"
In the states it is the latter.
You have some GREAT lyrics there. Thanks for posting.
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30 Jun 99 - 02:04 PM (#91075) Subject: RE: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: Walrus I've just been reminded of another set of lyrics, this time from the Great War; I will apologise in advance, but I can't seem to get lines to break where I want them to. Tiddly-winks old man, Get a woman if you can, If you can't get a woman do without old man, 'cos 'til the Rock of Gibralter takes a flying leap at Malta, You'll never get your bollocks in a bully beef can. total nonsense, I'll admit, but it swings along. Regards Walrus |
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01 Jul 99 - 02:17 AM (#91270) Subject: RE: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: gargoyle Walrus....a nice little ditty. THANX!!! I'll add it to my collection.
It is SURPRISING what chunks of the frozen waste-land cleave off when they a prodded by the past. |
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01 Jul 99 - 02:40 AM (#91273) Subject: RE: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: Murray on SS Jerry Silverman's "The Dirty Song Book" (NY, 1982), p. 51, has a "Continental soldier" verse, and a chorus, "Ting-a-ling, God damn" etc. He also adds additional words for the couplet in the middle, "Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer" and the like (six given). He doesn't say anything about his version (one of my great criticisms about the book). The tune he prints is the "belly dance" tune, in sol-fa something like l,t,/d, t, l, l,t,/ dm t,d l, etc. |
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22 Feb 16 - 05:37 PM (#3774370) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: GUEST,banjodick Tiddle de Winks young man, get a woman if you can if you can't get a woman get a clean old man when the Rock of Gibralter takes a flying fuck to Malta we'll all get laid before the sun goes down! |
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23 Feb 16 - 03:15 AM (#3774447) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: Dave Hanson From Ed Cray's ' Bawdy Ballads ' Ting a ling goddam find a woman if you can, If you cant find a woman find a clean old man, If your ever in Gibralter try a flying fuck at Walter, Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low. Do your balls hang low can you heave them to and fro, Can you tie 'em in a knot can you tie 'em in a bow, Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier, Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low. Dave H |
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23 Feb 16 - 05:00 AM (#3774473) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: Jim Carroll or Tiddley-wink old man, fuck a lemon if you can, If you can't fuck a lemon, fuck and old tin can. Jim Carroll |
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23 Feb 16 - 06:20 AM (#3774486) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: MGM·Lion Slight drift: but I have also heard the "Balls hang low" words to an extended version of another, oriental sounding, tune, sometimes used for snake-charming iirc, which I recall from childhood or early adolescence as setting for the words In the South of France Where they do the hula prance They sing "Nellie put your belly close to mine" (or "Annie put your fanny close to mine" Can anyone remind me of the name of that tune? ≈M≈ |
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23 Feb 16 - 06:32 AM (#3774491) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: Ged Fox Or "All the girls of France do the belly-wobble dance All the girls from Ceylon do the same with nothing on" as we used to sing in the junior school playground. |
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23 Feb 16 - 07:36 AM (#3774508) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: GUEST,Lighter "The Streets of Cairo, or The Poor Little Country Maid," by James Thornton (1895). It is claimed that the melody was played during the World's Columbian Exhibition of 1893, in Chicago, to accompany the then-scandalous belly dance of the performer known as "Little Egypt" (the tune is also called "Little Egypt's Dance"), but I've seen no proof of this. It is entirely possible, however, that Thornton (composer of "My Sweetheart's the Man in the Moon," "When You were Sweet Sixteen," etc., merely arranged and expanded the belly-dance tune (allegedly of Moroccan origin) and added his own lyrics. |
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23 Feb 16 - 08:18 AM (#3774511) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: MGM·Lion Many thanks, Lighter. That's the one. I found a performance on youtube. Also an informative wikipedia entry: qv anyone who may be interested. Thanks for help & info ≈M≈ |
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23 Feb 16 - 08:28 AM (#3774516) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: MGM·Lion & see http://www.gildedserpent.com/articles3/streets-of-cairo.htm |
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23 Feb 16 - 10:29 PM (#3774643) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: GUEST,Frank The only verse I know: We'll have another drink 'fore the boat shoves off We'll have another drink 'fore the boat shoves off Said the Captain of the whaler as he whacked it up the sailor we'll have another drink 'fore the boat shoves off |
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24 Feb 16 - 04:15 AM (#3774663) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: Will Fly Tiddleywinks, old man, get a woman if you can. If you can't get a woman than you'll have to get a man. When the Rock of Gibraltar takes a flying leap at Malta, Then you'll never catch your bollocks in a corned beef can. (Just a variant). |
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31 Jul 20 - 07:01 PM (#4066764) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: GUEST Tiddly winks young man get a woman if you can if you can't get a woman get a clean old man From the shores of sunny Malta to the island of Gibralter you can carry round your balls, sir in an old tin can Do your balls hang high do your balls hang low can you tie 'em in a knot can you tie 'em in a bow Can you throw 'em on your shoulder like a bloody British soldier Can you do the double shuffle when they're swingin' slow From the songbook of Professor Mark Linenthal, SF State University |
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01 Aug 20 - 05:27 AM (#4066824) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: GUEST,Jerry Here’s the version that Ronnie Barker came up with, plus a couple of verses I added to pad it out a bit (note A part and B part of the tune once only): He’s a naval man, you can tell it by his walk He’s a naval man, when you listen to him talk And the drunken things he’ll utter, as he’s lying in the gutter You can bet your bread and butter, he’s a naval man. If he reeks of rum and winkles, he’s a naval man If his kit bag’s full of wrinkles, he’s a naval man If he hums a saucy ditty, and he tells you that you’re pretty You can bet your Bristol City, he’s a naval man. He’s a naval man, of the ocean going sort He’s a naval man with a girl in every port You will see him grab and hug her, and then take her on his lugger He’s a dirty rotten bosun, he’s a naval man. If he takes you in his rowboat on the Serpentine And he tries to get his hand upon your Plimsoll Line If he grabs you without warning, you can bet the skin you’re born in You’ll be scuppered in the morning, he’s a naval man. He’s a naval man, and as wanton as they come He’s a naval man, and he loves his tot of rum When he’s had his daily ration, just beware his seaman’s passion Lest you learn the Bristol fashion, he’s a naval man. If he tells you he’s a captain, and he works for Cunard You can tell him that we all do in that regard But he’s probably just a coxon, so ladies keep your frocks on You can bet he’ll keep his socks on, he’s a naval man. He’s a naval man, and he certainly is no gent He’s a naval man, with a nautical like bent Any bottle he can swig it, any vessel he can rig it Packet, smack or frigate, he’s a naval man. If he promises exotic spices, silk and sugar He is not what he appears, but a thieving little buccaneer If he takes you on his tanker, and he tries to weigh his anchor Don’t trust the wayward warrior, he’s a naval man. |
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02 Aug 20 - 09:14 AM (#4066987) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bawdy words to Sailors Hornpipe? From: Steve Gardham Superb stuff! |