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BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!

10 Feb 09 - 08:32 PM (#2563343)
Subject: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Bobert

Okay, it's not officially until tomorrow, Feb. 11th, but hey???

Lemme be the first to wish you a happy one, Rap...

B~


10 Feb 09 - 08:37 PM (#2563345)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Deckman

Mike ... "Hauskaa Syntama Paivaa!" Bob, still in Everett ... where us guppies swim faster than the sharks!


10 Feb 09 - 08:43 PM (#2563350)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: wysiwyg

HB, R!

~S~


10 Feb 09 - 08:58 PM (#2563359)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

There's absolutely no way I'm going to post to a birthday thread on the day before the guy's birthday. Nope, no way. See you tomorrow.


10 Feb 09 - 08:59 PM (#2563362)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Beer

Same here.
Beer


10 Feb 09 - 09:04 PM (#2563365)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Rapparee

Neither am I.


10 Feb 09 - 10:20 PM (#2563401)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: bankley

I'll wait 'til Thursday......


10 Feb 09 - 10:38 PM (#2563416)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: katlaughing

Well, if you guys aren't, I'm not gonna be the first!:-)


10 Feb 09 - 10:43 PM (#2563423)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Beer

to early Kat. Stay up till midnight.
ad.


10 Feb 09 - 11:11 PM (#2563437)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Alice

Rapairian the Librarian, many happy returns of the day!

Alice


10 Feb 09 - 11:31 PM (#2563445)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Stilly River Sage

Nope. Me neither. But midnight comes earlier here, since it's based upon the east coast clock. Sometime later, maybe soon, but after midnight, I might come back to offer condolences many happy returns. But not yet. Nope. Not me. I won't be the first. . .

No one knows what Amos might be up to, though.

SRS


10 Feb 09 - 11:37 PM (#2563451)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Peace

YEAH! Happy Birthday, buddy.

Best to you, Rap.


10 Feb 09 - 11:38 PM (#2563452)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Janie

Oh wow. The boys up at the Legion Hall are staying up late and making all manner of preparations (H, that is). UNfortunately, one of 'em set off fireworks-just as a test to make sure they worked ok, mind you, and a spark set the thatch on the roof aflame, which in turn sent sparks flying into the uncovered barrel of "white liquor" that had just been poured off, which then ignited with a very loud bang, which blew up the the big, home-made, 40 gallon steel barrel bar-b-que where some of the boys was already roasting the hog for the surprise pig-pickin' they was a'plannin to celebrate Rap having survived another year of philosophizing on MOAB, not to mention another year of general moral decreptitude.

All is not lost, however, as the crepe streamers somehow have so far managed to remain unscathed and Shane McBride just showed up with 20 others just like him, all of 'em drunk, minimal cuts and bloody gashes, all things considered, and bladders full of Iron City. Right this very minute they are putting that recycled Iron City to good use to stem the flames scorching the pig, and they may also have managed to save a little of the white liquor, which one of the Legionaires has determinedly bottled and will save for a birthday present for Rapaire.

That is, of course, assuming he does not arrive on the morrow rattling his rapier in one hand, and holding out a hat to solicit funds for the library in the other.

In any event, live long, and continue to prosper, bro.


10 Feb 09 - 11:42 PM (#2563455)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Big Mick

Let me know when its OK to wish my boy a happy bidet.


11 Feb 09 - 12:03 AM (#2563466)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Janie

Any event has now arrived in the EST zone (At least according to my computer.) All of my town, Mebane, NC, is being summons to celebrate, as the fire whistle just this second began sounding and I Know it must be for Rapaire.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MAY MANY, MANY YEARS OF JOY, WIT, AND COMPASSION BE YOUR GIFT TO ALL WHO KNOW YOU.


11 Feb 09 - 12:16 AM (#2563471)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Better hurry on down to your birthday party! The girls are gonna eat all yourbirthday cake!


11 Feb 09 - 12:25 AM (#2563473)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Amos

Knowing Rapaire he will arrive at the party in High Dudgeon, offering to meet any and all on the Fielde of Honore, if only they will instruct him how to find it, and shaking his blade at all comers. Those will know him will understand this is just his little way of apologizing for all the trouble he has caused Mudcat Management and MOAB Mom over the last year, having to cover up for his various plagiarisms, mis-labelings, slanders and generally excess demonstrations of bibliophilia, especially involving children's books.


A


11 Feb 09 - 12:40 AM (#2563483)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Stilly River Sage

Aw, Amos, you know they'll ferget all of that stuff for the time being. At least for today. (If they don't, he might not share his cake with them).

Happy Birthday, Mike!

SRS


11 Feb 09 - 01:32 AM (#2563502)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: VirginiaTam

It is officially 11 Feb in England right now. So I can officially say Happy Birthday Rapaire.

Officialities aside.... hope it is one with sweet memories for you to carry into a many many yeared future.


11 Feb 09 - 03:13 AM (#2563536)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: freda underhill

Happy Birthday, Rapaire!

and instead of a card, here are some images of paintings by an Australian artist from the first half of last century.

Enjoy your day, and don't take off the skeleton suit (you might frighten someone!!)

fred


11 Feb 09 - 03:17 AM (#2563540)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Megan L

Awra best
frae
Dauvitt and his Meg


11 Feb 09 - 03:55 AM (#2563553)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Will Fly

A Happy Birthday from an ancient librarian in the UK to a younger-than-springtime librarian the US.

When I get to my next birthday, I shall be a librarian no longer - I shall be an ex-librarian.

Have a good one!

Will


11 Feb 09 - 04:24 AM (#2563579)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: David C. Carter

Here's A Happy Birthday from another librarian in France.

It's a beatiful day here,hope yours is the same.

David


11 Feb 09 - 04:58 AM (#2563603)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Lizzie Cornish 1

Happy Rappy, Rappy..


Blimey, you librarians have changed a bit!

Shhhhhhhhh!

;0)


11 Feb 09 - 06:31 AM (#2563651)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: gnu

Salutations and felicitations from the frozen white bog country of Kent Counrty, New Brunswick.

Have a good one, buddy.


11 Feb 09 - 07:42 AM (#2563688)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Beer

Good morning Rap. This is your special day. Make it last, and if you have a special glass or two, salute us as well here at the Mud., for we are saluting you.
Adrien


11 Feb 09 - 08:09 AM (#2563702)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Leadfingers

Hippo Birdie mate


11 Feb 09 - 08:39 AM (#2563741)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Rapparee

Here are some images of librarians today. This is me in my office, with my #1 assistant.
Here is a picture of some of my staff at work. And here is a drawing of one of my Reference Librarians helping the public.


11 Feb 09 - 08:59 AM (#2563758)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Catherine Jayne

Happy Birthday!


11 Feb 09 - 09:35 AM (#2563790)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Will Fly

Here are some images of librarians today. This is me in my office, with my #1 assistant. Here is a picture of some of my staff at work. And here is a drawing of one of my Reference Librarians helping the public.

Yup - all rings true.


11 Feb 09 - 10:09 AM (#2563819)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: gnu

Not many books past due eh?


11 Feb 09 - 10:23 AM (#2563833)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Deckman

TOO FUNNY! Bob


11 Feb 09 - 10:49 AM (#2563859)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: alanabit

Happy Birthday Rap. May you stick around here for many more.


11 Feb 09 - 11:21 AM (#2563892)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Bryn Pugh

Congrats !

Long Life and Much Happiness.

Erica and Bryn


11 Feb 09 - 02:22 PM (#2564130)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Neil D

Happy Birthday and many returns of the day!

Neil


11 Feb 09 - 02:48 PM (#2564160)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: maeve

Happy Birthday, Rapaire. Thanks for the years of intriguing and funny posts.

maeve


11 Feb 09 - 02:52 PM (#2564166)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: gnu

He IS the epeetome of a swashbuckling librarian.


11 Feb 09 - 03:24 PM (#2564203)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Stilly River Sage

Are there any cartoons of libraries as coffee shops? That seems to be a big function of our institution. :-)

The guys from the Legion Hall have invited you over for a birthday drink. I hear that Shane might even be there, and he has something to say to you also. We've arranged for Officer Dana to escort you over.

SRS


11 Feb 09 - 03:30 PM (#2564209)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: gnu

If you play crib with them lads, watch the peggin eh. Birthday or not, they say two and take twelve. Legion rules eh?


11 Feb 09 - 03:30 PM (#2564210)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Of all the people who post on the Mudcat, Rapaire is one of them.


11 Feb 09 - 03:32 PM (#2564213)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: fat B****rd

All the best, Rapaire, from Charlie in Dunfermline


11 Feb 09 - 05:39 PM (#2564344)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: topical tom

Have a great one and many more! (from Quebec)


11 Feb 09 - 09:18 PM (#2564520)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Don Firth

Have a good'n, Rapaire!!

Seen this?    Clicky.

Don Firth


11 Feb 09 - 09:29 PM (#2564527)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Stilly River Sage

Ewwww, Don! No chance to pay a fine!


11 Feb 09 - 09:33 PM (#2564531)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Bobert

Hope ya had a good 'un, Buddy...

Bobert


11 Feb 09 - 10:11 PM (#2564556)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Beer

Ya still up ?? or are ya under the table.
Hope you had a great day and evening.
Adrien


11 Feb 09 - 10:31 PM (#2564563)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Rapparee

I'm up, but I'm going to bed in very few minutes.

I posted those pictures earlier -- the one of the people shooting really IS my staff, specifically my Supervisors.

And that little movie really IS how we deal with those who keep books overdue. You only need to do it a couple of times....


11 Feb 09 - 10:54 PM (#2564576)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: JennieG

Many slightly late happies, from a now ex-librarian!

Cheers
JennieG


12 Feb 09 - 09:01 AM (#2564844)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: Rapparee

All I can say is how whelmed I am by all the good wishes and the occasional threat and/or insult. Those people know who they are and what will happen to them.


12 Feb 09 - 04:03 PM (#2565271)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: gnu

Yeah? Bring it on. You might have the firepower, but I got the accuracy.

Minds me of my Bro at CENTAG HQ Europe. He was carrying a 9 and the Yank post, seeing he was blue, asked him if he knew how to use it. Bro replied, "In the RCAF, we are not issued without ability."

Hehehehee. I know. You could Clampett me. But, I'm just funnin. Bro would give you a go, tho, if he was still able.


13 Feb 09 - 08:09 AM (#2565808)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy B-Day, Rapaire!!!
From: jacqui.c

Belated birthday greetings sir! How could I have missed this thread?

Ah well,make the celebration last for the whole week/month/year?

Live long die happy my friend.


13 Feb 09 - 08:24 PM (#2566433)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy "File-Under-B-Day", Rapaire!!!
From: Severn

Inde-fence-ably late (or is that overdue, but then that's getting into fine-points), but heartfelt wishes for a good birthday and a long shelf-life from one who was sometimes known as The Libarian Incongruous of The Library Of Digress.

I'll sing a few verses of "The Dewy Decimals Of Yarrow" in your honor, keeping the volumes down, of course.

May your dreams never be de-filed! Not even around the edges.