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BS: strange ceramic object

19 Feb 09 - 08:23 AM (#2570794)
Subject: BS: strange ceramic object
From: john f weldon

My wife bought this a few days ago. It took a while and considerable speculation to deduce its use, as seen in the second photo...

the "thing"


19 Feb 09 - 08:29 AM (#2570800)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Rapparee

Not knowing its size I had guessed it was a ring keeper for jewelry.


19 Feb 09 - 08:34 AM (#2570805)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work

I had it pegged as an overexcited juicer.... bad girl, naughty girl!!!

LTS


19 Feb 09 - 08:57 AM (#2570822)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: freda underhill

..the mind boggles..


19 Feb 09 - 09:00 AM (#2570825)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: john f weldon

Oh yeah, scale. 7 inches exactly.


19 Feb 09 - 09:22 AM (#2570832)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: jacqui.c

Now, why did the Barbie thread come to mind?

Note to self - must get out more!


19 Feb 09 - 09:36 AM (#2570840)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: VirginiaTam

arrghhh! Did I just receive an email today that included in the list of cost saving ideas - one aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps to use as a vibrator?

Shudder. I did, I did, get that email today.

These things happen in 3s don't they. Wonder what the next one will be.


19 Feb 09 - 09:41 AM (#2570844)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Sleepy Rosie

So *that's* what that scene in 'Belle du Jour' is all about...


19 Feb 09 - 10:11 AM (#2570866)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Becca72

The "handle" end with the chicken's head should have been a bigger clue... :-)


19 Feb 09 - 10:18 AM (#2570872)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Stilly River Sage

The chicken head is obfuscation, just to confuse people. :)


19 Feb 09 - 10:37 AM (#2570888)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Mickey191

Hope you sterilized it! TWICE!


19 Feb 09 - 11:07 AM (#2570916)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Rapparee

Toilet paper holder!


19 Feb 09 - 11:09 AM (#2570917)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Ebbie

How come I keep thinking of lap dancing? (Sorry!)


19 Feb 09 - 11:14 AM (#2570925)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: bobad

To paraphrase Sigi:

"Sometimes a chicken holder is just a chicken holder"


19 Feb 09 - 11:51 AM (#2570957)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Unless the item is oven-proof, it wouldn't last long as a roasting device. Moreover, the 'dish' base would be too small to collect the juices.

The phallus seems to be too large in diameter for it to serve as a doughnut holder.

Used by old maids to play 'chicken'?


19 Feb 09 - 11:59 AM (#2570963)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Bert

Shouldn't this be posted in the 'So, What Makes's a Woman Happy' thread?


19 Feb 09 - 01:16 PM (#2571020)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: john f weldon

Q-

We have already used it successfully and it made an excellent tender roast chicken.

It is made of the same ceramic material as several of our bean-pots and soup-pots, which we have been using in the oven for years.

It caught the juices perfectly.

-jfw


19 Feb 09 - 01:23 PM (#2571028)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: GUEST,leeneia

I have something similar, made of metal rather than ceramic. It works.


19 Feb 09 - 01:38 PM (#2571034)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: frogprince

Is it an antique? She might want to sit on it for awhile, and see if it appreciates in value...


19 Feb 09 - 07:27 PM (#2571330)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: JennieG

Ouch.......

Cheers
JennieG


20 Feb 09 - 05:08 AM (#2571589)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Liz the Squeak

"Unless the item is oven-proof, it wouldn't last long as a roasting device"


Er... I know it's been a long time since I did pottery at school, but surely this ceramic object was fired in a kiln a few hundred degrees hotter than any domestic oven can get?

LTS


20 Feb 09 - 09:20 AM (#2571706)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: john f weldon

We use ceramics in the oven often. My wife is a potter.

It's good to allow them to heat along with the oven, but they very rarely crack.


20 Feb 09 - 09:30 AM (#2571715)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: john f weldon

Slightly off-topic, but..

If you're a slow eater, but like your food piping hot, put thick ceramic plates in the oven & serve on those. Careful of burning fingers and tabletop, use thick layers of placemats. They hold heat for a long time, and it's fun to watch the gravy keep bubbling. Yum.


20 Feb 09 - 09:48 AM (#2571727)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Amos

Reminds me of a Marilyn Monroe movie...Some like it Hot...with Tony Perkins. Filmed here in San Duiego, at the Hotel Del Mar.


A


20 Feb 09 - 10:11 AM (#2571747)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Stilly River Sage

Tony Perkins was not in that film. Tony Curtis was, however.


20 Feb 09 - 10:33 AM (#2571766)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: john f weldon

That's the alternate-universe version. Tony Perkins stabs Jack Lemmon and escapes in drag.


20 Feb 09 - 10:41 AM (#2571773)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Amos

LOL!! My bad!


A


20 Feb 09 - 11:32 AM (#2571814)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: GUEST,leeneia

johnf, thanks for the tip about heating a pottery dish up along with the oven. It's simple, but I never thought of it.

I like hand-made ceramics and have nice little collection in my kitchen.


20 Feb 09 - 11:43 AM (#2571831)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: john f weldon

Be sure to warn your guests if they're not used to hot plates!


20 Feb 09 - 02:53 PM (#2571998)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Ebbie

Speaking of hot pottery, a friend of mine bakes excellent bread on slabs of it. His loaves are round, of course, but he has fewer pans to wash than I do.


20 Feb 09 - 10:52 PM (#2572270)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I'm a potter by trade. I occasionally make a similar chicken roaster, but instead of the phallus thing I make a hollow cylinder. You fill the cylinder with a flavoring agent which cooks into the chicken as it's baking. You can use marinades, spice infused water, even beer. You can actually use the technique without having a special pot. Just pour your marinade into a beer (or similar) can, center the can in a roasting pan, and plop the chicken down on top of the can.


21 Feb 09 - 01:27 PM (#2572541)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: RangerSteve

LTS was close. It's a juicer for very tall and skinny lemons and oranges.


21 Feb 09 - 02:24 PM (#2572595)
Subject: RE: BS: strange ceramic object
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Off-subject, but we like the ceramic pizza oven rounds. The crust does much better if these are used.