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22 Feb 09 - 06:10 PM (#2573265) Subject: I've bought a stumpet From: skipy Strumpet even! Not true but if I had the cash, I might! Skipy |
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22 Feb 09 - 06:13 PM (#2573269) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: Ron Davies Or, as they said on My Music: "She has played the trumpet in my bed." |
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22 Feb 09 - 06:14 PM (#2573270) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: The Vulgar Boatman Reminds me of the Bold Princess Royal - "With a loud-speaking strumpet, 'whence came you?' he cried..." |
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22 Feb 09 - 07:27 PM (#2573327) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: artbrooks I always thought they were rented? |
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22 Feb 09 - 07:58 PM (#2573345) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: GUEST,Slag This has me stumped. |
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22 Feb 09 - 08:28 PM (#2573366) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: Rapparee It's a misspelling. It should be "stumpette" -- a smaller, more petite stump. I don't know why anyone would buy one when you can cut down a little bush or tree yourself. |
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22 Feb 09 - 08:33 PM (#2573370) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: maeve I's rather grow some angels' trumpets in the flower garden. maeve |
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22 Feb 09 - 10:08 PM (#2573429) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: Joe_F Pound the strumpet till around You make the list'ning hills resound. |
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22 Feb 09 - 10:32 PM (#2573435) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: Jayto Jayto and the Strumpetteers like the sound of that. |
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23 Feb 09 - 01:04 AM (#2573481) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: Gurney I'm not contributing to this thread, because I know what a strumpet is. Ooops |
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23 Feb 09 - 01:08 AM (#2573483) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: Peace You bought a strumpet? Hope ya put a raincoat on My Happy. |
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23 Feb 09 - 01:51 AM (#2573486) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: GUEST,Jayto Hey I know what a strumpet is!! I'm just not sure where to find one. I live out in the country so.....ugh another lonely night I guess lol jk. |
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23 Feb 09 - 02:47 AM (#2573494) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: Georgiansilver Rather have a nice crumpet or two LOL |
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23 Feb 09 - 04:11 AM (#2573533) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: GUEST,Slag Pump it GS, pump it! |
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23 Feb 09 - 04:37 AM (#2573546) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: John MacKenzie There is a strampette for sale locally if you're interested Skipy |
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23 Feb 09 - 05:50 AM (#2573565) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: gnu Now, where would one wear one of those, John? |
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23 Feb 09 - 06:44 AM (#2573588) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: MartinRyan Here you go! Regards |
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23 Feb 09 - 09:08 AM (#2573676) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: Rapparee Looks like chocolate. |
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23 Feb 09 - 10:05 AM (#2573719) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: frogprince Okay, I read the linked definition of a stumpet; the definition sounded like something run through a couple of successive translations in babblefish. |
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23 Feb 09 - 10:18 AM (#2573734) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: MartinRyan It's all a game, really.... Regards |
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23 Feb 09 - 10:39 PM (#2574318) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: Gurney Ok, John MacKenzie, I give up. What is a strampette? Oh. A very small bag-lady, with a lisp? |
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24 Feb 09 - 04:23 AM (#2574449) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: John MacKenzie It's a small trampoline, with an added s. The p is silent, as in swimming. |
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24 Feb 09 - 04:00 PM (#2574962) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: Gurney If the P is silent, doesn't that make it a phonetic 'transoline?' Thet sounds like something that you smear on the bedroom doorknob to stop the kids intruding on tender moments. I used to say "The P is silent, as in 'Ladies Lavatory,'" but I'm better behaved nowadays. |
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24 Feb 09 - 05:25 PM (#2575038) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: My guru always said The word 'bought' had me more confused.... skipy is a Master at 'finding' stuff *grin* |
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25 Feb 09 - 04:48 PM (#2575860) Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet From: Peace When the P is silent you're either still in bed or pissin' on the side of the bowl. |