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23 Feb 09 - 09:12 PM (#2574280) Subject: Joke song titles From: GUEST,Stuart Reed Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'I think there's a whole string of imaginary music hall type song titles but I can only remember one: "Get Out The Meatballs Mother, We're Coming To A Fork In The Road". Does anyone know any others suitable for mixed age audiences? (This obviously rules out all those along the lines of, She Was Only The Fishmonger's Daughter... etc.) Thanks in advance for any help in filling out corny between-songs patter. |
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23 Feb 09 - 09:13 PM (#2574281) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: RangerSteve I Didn't Like Her Apartment, So I Knocked Her Flat. (Courtesy of Homer and Jethro) |
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23 Feb 09 - 09:45 PM (#2574297) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: Seamus Kennedy Make A Run For The Roundhouse Nellie, They'll Never Corner You There. |
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23 Feb 09 - 10:32 PM (#2574313) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: dick greenhaus "Don't Roll the Stranger's Dice, Mother--They're Loaded, and So Are You" from Fred Allen Show ca 1943 |
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24 Feb 09 - 02:59 AM (#2574388) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: GUEST,Bob L Don't sit on the gas stove Mother, you're too old to ride the range |
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24 Feb 09 - 03:01 AM (#2574390) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: Bugsy They can put me in jail for loving you but they can't stop my face breaking out." "Let me call you hinges for you're something to adore (a door)" "How can I say 'I love you' when you're sitting on my face" "If I had to do it all again, I'd do it all over you" (I'll close the door quietly on my way out) Bugsy |
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24 Feb 09 - 03:06 AM (#2574394) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: GUEST,Allen in Oz " Shoot Lower men...they're riding Shetlands" AD 1943 |
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24 Feb 09 - 04:36 AM (#2574455) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: Bryn Pugh "Don't go down the mine, Daddy, there's plenty of slack in your pants." |
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24 Feb 09 - 05:06 AM (#2574472) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: GUEST If I offered to peel you an orange,would you think |
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24 Feb 09 - 05:08 AM (#2574473) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: GUEST,Mikeof Norhtumbria OOps! that was meant to be "If I offered to peel you an orange, would you think I was taking the pith?" |
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24 Feb 09 - 05:10 AM (#2574476) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: nickp "Don't go down the fish quay Mummy, Daddy's coming home with the crabs" |
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24 Feb 09 - 08:55 AM (#2574602) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: bankley "Old Cowgirls never die, they just turn into saddle tramps" |
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24 Feb 09 - 09:01 AM (#2574609) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: Dave Hanson ' Take Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye.' Dave H |
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24 Feb 09 - 09:06 AM (#2574619) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: G-Force I'll never get over you (so get up and make the coffee). |
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24 Feb 09 - 09:13 AM (#2574624) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: quokka I'm so disappointed, Mike of Norhtumbria(sic??) Thought you were being all cool and existential with the orange and the thinking...never mind! Cheers |
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24 Feb 09 - 09:48 AM (#2574642) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: bald headed step child Where's the Dress? by Moe and Joe For those who haven't heard it, a very funny song questioning how Boy George got so rich. BHSC |
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24 Feb 09 - 05:25 PM (#2575037) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: Bill D "Don't Yell Thru the Screen Door, Mother; You'll Strain Your Voice" |
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25 Feb 09 - 09:51 AM (#2575507) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: GUEST,boxbox You can kiss a nun once; you can kiss a nun twice; but don't get into the habit! |
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25 Feb 09 - 09:53 AM (#2575510) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: GUEST,boxbox I kissed her on the red, red lips and left her behind for you. |
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25 Feb 09 - 10:46 AM (#2575565) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: Midchuck "The Camera Song" (from Spider Robinson): "Lens get together 'bout half past eight, I'll ring your Bell and Howell..." P. |
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25 Feb 09 - 02:10 PM (#2575715) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: BobKnight "It Was Hard When I kissed Her Goodbye." "Stranger In The Shower." "I couldn't Leave Her Behind Alone." |
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25 Feb 09 - 02:11 PM (#2575717) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: BobKnight "Get Out Of The Cornfield Mary - You're Going Against The Grain." |
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25 Feb 09 - 05:05 PM (#2575881) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: Tangledwood Click on the cartoon picture here Never the Twain to get a complete song allegedly created entirely from song titles. |
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25 Feb 09 - 05:27 PM (#2575898) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: Georgiansilver She asked for innuendo so I gave her one! |
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25 Feb 09 - 06:15 PM (#2575950) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: GUEST,Greycap 'I got tears in my ears, from lying on my back, and crying in my pillow over you' |
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25 Feb 09 - 06:39 PM (#2575980) Subject: RE: Joke song titles From: Bill D Tears in My Ears is a complete song. Not a wonderful one, perhaps...but 3 whole verses. |